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If You Read This Entire Post, I’ll Show You a Blurry Picture of Nathon Fillion’s Butt

Shiny! / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | December 3, 2008 | Comments (48)

Here’s some random TV tidbits to get you through the morning:

Piggybacking on the Battlestar Gallactica promo I just ran, news is out this week that the Sci Fi channel has actually ordered up “Caprica,” a prequel to “BSG.” They’ve greenlit 20 hours of “Caprica,” including a two-hour pilot. The cast will include Eric Stoltz, Esai Morales, Paula Malcomson (“Deadwood”) and Polly Walker (“Rome”). It will premiere in 2010.

And speaking of “Rome,” Bruno Heller — the creator of “Rome” — is seriously contemplating bringing the show back with a theatrical movie. That’s an iffy proposition, I’d think. If the first season costs $100 million to produce, and averaged only around 6 million viewers, I’m not sure an expensive movie (the sets, alone, are pricey) could recoup its investment. “Rome” fans are plentiful, but I don’t their as mad obsessed as the Browncoats, and it’s not like Serenity cleaned up at the box-office. I’m guessing a Rome movie will stay in the talks stage eternally.

In ratings news, Rosie O’Donnel’s variety show bombed, and NBC has decided not to do anymore Rosie specials. Small favors.

Also, there are a lot of shows slated to debut mid-season, but I won’t bore you with all the crap. The ones that matter: Nathon Fillion’s procedural “Castle,” will kick off Monday nights at 10, starting March 9th; Rob Thomas’ “Cupid” will run Tuesday nights at 10, starting on March 24th; the Ashton Kutcher produced, Joe Rogen hosted hidden camera show, “Game Show in My Head,” will be dumped on Saturday nights, starting January 3rd; Howie Fucking Mandel also has a hidden camera show, “Howie Did It” (ugh) debuting on Friday nights in January; and “The Reaper” will return on Tuesday nights, starting in March.

And, as promised, here you go:


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Comments

shiny, indeed.

Posted by: lizzieborden at December 3, 2008 10:18 AM

Fillion booty...that works better than coffee to kickstart my day.

Posted by: feramones at December 3, 2008 10:19 AM

Howie Mandel should probably just reprise Bobby's World and leave hosting duties to Heidi Klum.

Posted by: becks at December 3, 2008 10:20 AM

Yay for Reaper and adorable man ass!

Posted by: Julie at December 3, 2008 10:27 AM

HA! I didn't read it at all. I just scrolled down to the picture!

That's a really lovely bum. *sigh*

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 3, 2008 10:27 AM

That is such a nice, round, perfect ass. So nice, in fact, that I read becks's comment as suggesting that Howie Mandel should leave hosting duties to Fillion's ass. And I completely concurred.

I would add that i need coffee, but as it turns out, I sort of like a world where Fillion Ass can replace ...well, anything really. I've found my happy place.

Posted by: isabelle at December 3, 2008 10:29 AM

And delightful manly thighs.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 3, 2008 10:30 AM

In ratings news, Rosie O'Donnell's variety show bombed, and NBC has decided not to do anymore Rosie specials. Small favors.

I take good news where I can get it.

"Look, Daddy! Teacher says, every time one of her shows bomb, Rosie gets a 30 foot party sub all to herself."

Posted by: branded at December 3, 2008 10:33 AM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Was I supposed to be reading something?

Posted by: BWeaves at December 3, 2008 10:37 AM

Pffffffft. Obviously photoshopped.

Posted by: admin at December 3, 2008 10:41 AM

Wow...I didn't expect there'd actually be a picture. Many thanks, Dustin! Did I mention, wow?

Yeah...that's a niiiice little bum right there....

Posted by: meaux at December 3, 2008 10:47 AM

Is it some kind of holiday I was unaware of?

Naked Nathan Day? Browneyes for Browncoats? Two Balls, a Schlong, and a Derriere?

Posted by: Snath at December 3, 2008 10:54 AM

Mmmmm...Fillion ass...I think the world would be a better place if we just let Fillion's ass run everything. I personally would be happy to bow down and worship my new overlord. *Very* happy.

Posted by: Miz Misanthrope at December 3, 2008 10:58 AM

I'm in the middle of re-watching "Rome" again, and I agree that the series should be left as is; a feature film would only tarnish the original, and the two seasons play out like an epic story anyway. Damn, that series is so decadent, I love it!

Also happy as hell that O'Donnel's show bombed. Maybe she'll finally realize no one wants to see her in anything anymore, much less read her dumbass blog.

Posted by: TMax at December 3, 2008 11:06 AM

Here's a little trick I learned from the ladies.

"Pffft, those are implants..."

Now, I'm off to eat a whole chocolate cake and cry into a mixing bowl full of ice-cream.

Posted by: Bane at December 3, 2008 11:07 AM

I'm glad to see "Reaper" will return.

And I'm REALLY glad to see Fillion ass.

Posted by: rlr260 at December 3, 2008 11:09 AM

Good christ. Maybe I've only been with scrawny, less muscular guys but seriously Fillion has legs like a satyr. There's no way he's not at least PART mythical creature.

Posted by: Annie_Reckson at December 3, 2008 11:18 AM

Hummina hummina. Couldn't we have had that on Monday? I needed it then. Although, hummina hummina.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at December 3, 2008 11:22 AM

So... does Nathan Fillion feel like being any MORE perfect today? I mean, I have classes to go to and things to do.

Posted by: Saint Saturn Sunshine at December 3, 2008 11:28 AM

Thanks for the birthday present!

Posted by: DeadBessie at December 3, 2008 11:34 AM

Whoa....that is an amazing man ass!

Posted by: peachfish at December 3, 2008 11:34 AM

totally worth it.

Posted by: jamiepants at December 3, 2008 11:43 AM

I know women that don't have asses that round and perky. If he's not flexing, it's a little disturbing.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at December 3, 2008 11:45 AM

If by "disturbing" you mean "delicious", I'm with you, Genny/Rusty.

P.S. Dustin, my employer thanks you for my complete lack of productivity today.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 3, 2008 11:52 AM

We are not worthy.

Posted by: Louise at December 3, 2008 11:58 AM

Red beans and rice didn't miss him.

Posted by: branded at December 3, 2008 11:59 AM

"Look, Daddy! Teacher says, every time one of her shows bomb, Rosie gets a 30 foot party sub all to herself."

Oh branded, that made me laugh so hard that I snorted and all my co-workers turned around and looked at me!

But you know what, it was worth it

Posted by: Park at December 3, 2008 12:05 PM

Red beans and rice + Fillion cakes = I'm not getting any work done today, and you know? I'm okay with that.

Yum.

Posted by: Sweetie Dahling at December 3, 2008 12:10 PM

That picture is from one of the Firefly episodes, where he starts off nekkid and then flashes back to tell you how he got that way. This picture is from the end of the episode, when he's walking back into Serenity. I'm sure he was sucking in and clenching the cheeks to make everything look perky, but damn, I backed up and watched that scene five times in a row.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 3, 2008 12:26 PM

Yowza. Thank you for that bit of deliciousness. I think you just gave us that best nude scene from 2008 we couldn't find. I also think I'd like to have some tea to go with the crumpets I would like to eat off that booty.

Shit, I totally got distracted from saying I'm looking forward to Caprica or some such monotonous comment.

Posted by: Cindy at December 3, 2008 12:37 PM

I'm holding out for Goldcase.

Posted by: Lucas at December 3, 2008 2:00 PM

Every female poster on Pajiba is out in force for this thread.

Posted by: JapJay at December 3, 2008 2:16 PM

THANK YOU Dustin!

@ Branded, Lord have mercy did that make me laugh! Word!

I wanna squeeze it.

Posted by: Emily at December 3, 2008 2:22 PM

You bet your shiny white Fillion's ass we are. My FA detector went off as soon as I woke up, which was about two minutes ago.

Posted by: bev rage at December 3, 2008 2:28 PM

It . . . is . . . delicious. Every part of that man is amazing. I want to curl up and fall asleep in his eye crinkles. I want to have him hired to smile at me nine times a day.

I want that butt.

Posted by: Lauren at December 3, 2008 2:31 PM

@bev: hahahaah. This like women's night at the local strip club. Not that I would know anything/everything about that.

BTW, this thread give a whole new meaning to the term "humpday". Or maybe it just reiterates it. Ladies?

Posted by: JapJay at December 3, 2008 2:36 PM

I would hump Nathan Fillion any day of the week.

I would hump him in a car; I would hump him on a bar.
I would hump him on a boat; I would hump him near a goat.
I would hump him at my desk; I would hump him at a burlesque.

I think you can see where I'm going with this. Humpday indeed.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 3, 2008 2:44 PM

Just like Chat Stew.... soo meaty!

Posted by: wsapnin at December 3, 2008 2:44 PM

Swoon.....

Posted by: catag at December 3, 2008 4:10 PM

Can we have Jayne's ass next week?

Posted by: Ali at December 3, 2008 5:03 PM

Wow. Fillion usually does nothing for me, but that is a sweet ass. I'd take a handful.

Posted by: Brie at December 3, 2008 5:53 PM

I know there was effort taken to write this post but all I saw was:

"Blah, blah, blah, blah..."

Fillion's ass.

Sorry.

Posted by: debbye at December 3, 2008 8:26 PM

Stand back everyone, nothing here to see

Just a pic of hotness, in the middle of it, me

Yes, Captain Tightpants' here, buttocks glowing in the breeze

And I don't blame you if you want a squeeze

Posted by: Lauren at December 3, 2008 9:13 PM

Dammit! All italic, ALL ITALIC!!

I haz no skillz

Posted by: Lauren at December 3, 2008 9:15 PM

Mine. Mine mine mine.

Damn that man is hot, and his arse is blindingly perfect.

Mine.

Posted by: hellkelpie at December 3, 2008 9:53 PM

Any self respecting Canadian girl can tell you that is a hockey ass (and thighs). An exceptionally fine example, but there you are.

Posted by: llp at December 3, 2008 10:36 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: LB at December 3, 2008 10:49 PM

Speaking of Fillion and Ass in the same sentence, "Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog" is now available for purchase on Amazon.com. It contains the musical commentary and other extras. Mine's already on pre-order.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 4, 2008 9:32 AM