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By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (19)



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Look, I didn’t mind Napoleon Dynamite. It was quirky and funny. And then a legion of uncreative folks mixed up irony with lack of taste and bought a million “Vote for Pedro” t-shirts. And then there were the unavoidable quoters who couldn’t walk six steps without a “gosh” which eventually devolved into saying something assholeish in a vague Jon Heder impression. Of course, I always come late to the party and so when I finally saw the film on DVD and liked it, I went online only to find that everyone else had already decided to hate it. It’s like showing up to senior prom and three other girls are wearing the exact same dress. I hated senior fucking prom.

In any case, I’ll give you a single guess for what network decided to pick up an animated version of Napoleon Dynamite. Yes, Fox. They’ve ordered six whole episodes, which shows their extensive confidence in the property. All of the original cast are returning to do voice work for the show, which says everything there is to say about their subsequent careers I suppose.


The press release says that the show “follows the misadventures of an awkward high school teenager and his quirky friends as they struggle to navigate life in rural Idaho.”

You know what’s a fine line to walk? I tend to like things that are quirky, but I hate things that say they’re quirky. If you have to say it, you’re not.

The only real question at this point is whether they will bother broadcasting all six episodes before canning it for “Family Guy” reruns.


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(source: SlashFilm)









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Comments

You mean to tell me American Dad! is going to get King of the Hilled again for another Fox show with no long term prospects? They just don't get it, do they? You can't take somewhat popular actors or franchises, slap some animation on them, and have a hit. It just doesn't work. Or do we need to remember that Sit Down Shut Up was a thing?

Posted by: Robert at October 12, 2010 10:11 AM

First of all, I was hating on Napoleon Dynamite BEFORE it was school. Second,slow paced, quirky rural characters doing the quirky rural bit were already covered by the first 3 seasons of King of the Hill. This is basically going to be a rehash of that set in Idaho.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2010 10:11 AM

school = cool....GOSH!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2010 10:13 AM

I love Napolean Dynamite. I think it's awesome. This? This I think is a terrible idea.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at October 12, 2010 10:30 AM

I hate Napolean Dynamite. I think it's awful. This? This, I think, is a terrible idea.

But I also think it has a chance to be successful. It probably won't be, but I never underestimate the American TV viewer's ability to love, or tolerate, bullsh on their screens.

Posted by: RobP at October 12, 2010 10:44 AM

It's been six years. I'm not sure who can't let go, but somebody really needs to.

Posted by: admin at October 12, 2010 10:49 AM

This will be the visual equivalent of nails on ... my eyeballs.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 12, 2010 10:51 AM

Why Fox? Wasn't this a Nickelodeon property to begin with? I've always thought of Napoleon Dynamite as a kids' thing, I can't see it working at all as a network primetime show.

Posted by: Slizbomb at October 12, 2010 10:53 AM

I can't see it working at all as a network primetime show.
Posted by: Slizbomb at October 12, 2010 10:53 AM
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It won't

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2010 11:02 AM

Poor Tina Majorino....

Posted by: couch and pants at October 12, 2010 11:05 AM

Diedrich Bader = only cast member with any semblance of talent.

I like that dude.

Posted by: gunnertec at October 12, 2010 11:22 AM

This won't work at all. The subtlety (?) of the film won't translate to animation, it'll just be really boring.

Posted by: Steph at October 12, 2010 12:42 PM

Screw this, they should just bring back the animated Clerks series.

Posted by: dr. pisaster at October 12, 2010 2:44 PM

I've been looking at that fucking picture for an hour now and I still can't find Corky.

Posted by: peanut at October 12, 2010 4:04 PM

Wrong Peanut, Life Goes On was a GOOD show! It was special yet not short bus special.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 12, 2010 4:07 PM

I'll watch it. I loved the movie and this could work. Can't be any worse than anything Seth McFarland does.

YES, I SAID IT, SLIM.

Posted by: figgy at October 12, 2010 5:18 PM

Also, I really, really miss King of the Hill.

Posted by: figgy at October 12, 2010 5:20 PM

It’s like showing up to senior prom and three other girls are wearing the exact same dress. I hated senior fucking prom.

From that, it sounds like you wore a dress to senior (fucking) prom. Not that I'm here to judge...

Posted by: Uriah Creep at October 12, 2010 10:09 PM

Napoleon Dynamite is one of the worst movies ever made, but I actually feel sorry for it now.

Looks like TNA iMPACT finally has a competitor for the title of "Worst Prime Time Television Show That Hasn't Gotten the Axe," now that Heroes has finally been mercy killed.

Posted by: Devil Child at October 12, 2010 11:16 PM