Pajiba

I believe you meant to write "MTV's Whore Movie..."

It's an honest mistake.

Do you really need a horror movie themed on Super Sweet 16? Isn't that really just a redundancy at best, seeing as the stuck up little twats on this show are horrors in and of their own right? Or am I just getting mouthy again?

I can't believe that this is one of the truths, simply because I can't imagine MTV looking a gift horse in the mouth.

And too bad they won't do it well, which I wholly agree that they won't.

I think we're not giving MTV enough credit. I mean, a few years ago they did an adaptation of Wuthering Heights with a bunch of spoiled teenagers and I thought that was plenty scary.

They already did a sweet 16 movie. It was called 'Super Sweet 16: The Movie.' Those guys over at MTV are super creatives.

It wasn't horror per say, but as MTV tv movies go, it was pretty bad, but not as bad as 'The American Mall,' which starred that girl (Nina Dobrev) from 'The Vampire Diaries.'

Don't most horror movies revolve around killing annoying, useless (but good-looking and willing to take their tops off) teenagers? How is this idea novel in any way?

I don't get it.

I want to see a Super Sweet 16 that goes like this:

Girl is turning 16. She prints up loads of invites and just gives them to all her friends and anyone she knows who wants to come.

There's no dress code, she doesn't care what people wear.

She insists that no one bring gifts.

It's held in some converted barn or something and the parent's only big expenses are the DJ and the food and refreshments (snack type stuff, not a full meal). Full stop.

She does not have a "court." She does not have bouncers. There's no videography team, photography team, multiple ice sculptures, thousands of balloons raining down with buckets of glitter. There are no skydivers, skywriters, or limos. No horse-drawn carriages, no hot air balloons, no B list celebrity appearance.

All the kids do is talk/shout, laugh, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. A cake is brought out and everyone sings happy birthday, complete with the "cha cha cha" phrase they've been doing since they were all in preschool together. Parents take pictures. Everyone smiles.

The girl wants nothing more than to just have a good time with her friends.

Oh and there's no Bentley or BMW or Mercedes as a gift. If she gets some old car, she's so thrilled she literally falls over. If she doesn't, well, she wasn't expecting it anyway. It's one of her best memories.

That's what I want to see.

The Soup used to run clips of this show. There was one infamous clip where this girl got this brand new insanley expensive car for her birthday and started screaming and crying because it wasn't the color she wanted. All while her parents meekly tried to placate her. Horrifying and sickening at the same time.

I also thought it was Mariah. In fact I thought the post was going to announce Mariah as a special guest at a spoiled girl's birthday or a victim / cameo in the horror movie.

Snuggiepants, I'd like to see that kind of thing more often as well. I have a friend who's kid turned 16 recently, and she didn't even go that far out, she just had family and a couple of friends over. She's very grounded and I'm so proud of my friend for raising her to be a respectful, funny and kind person.