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My Pajiba Has Soul, and It’s Superbad

The Daily Trade Round-Up / Daniel Carlson

Trade News | August 23, 2007 | Comments (44)


In the brouhaha over Superbad, happening both elsewhere on the interwebs and here on the illustrious pages of Pajiba, people have been focusing largely on the film’s stars and the fact that it was produced by geek messiah Judd Apatow. But the man at the helm of the film is actually Greg Mottola, who’s probably struggling to balance the happiness that comes with directing a hit comedy with the fact that he did it almost anonymously from Apatow’s shadow. Mottola, whose credits also include a few episodes of the unimpeachably glorious “Arrested Development,” announced this week that his next project will be Adventureland, perhaps in hopes that sticking with one-word titles will bring him some kind of lucky streak. Mottola will also write the film, which is set to star Jesse Eisenberg (The Squid and the Whale) as a college grad in 1987 who winds up working a minimum-wage gig at an amusement park when he realizes he’s too broke to backpack across Europe. Mottola seems like a solid choice to mine an ’80s vibe for an updated story that sounds like a Gen Y version of The Graduate, and of course Eisenberg should be as fantastic as he was in Noah Baumbach’s film. So I’m hopeful.

But then I see things like this and I lose that hope, or I don’t so much lose it as have it slowly pounded out of me. Fred Durst — remember Fred Durst? The backward red cap, the Gortex, the anger, the insinuations of fellatio from teen pop stars. The nookie. That Fred Durst. Well, Fred Durst, who has apparently become quite the producing impresario in his absence from the charts — for which I think we all thank him — is in negotiations to direct Comeback, which is being billed as an “inspirational sports drama” and will star Ice Cube. The terrifying ramifications of that are myriad, so I’ll skip to the plot: It’s about an 11-year-old girl who becomes the first female quarterback in the history of Pop Warner football, and she rallies the team, and she inspires her whole town, and she probably helps to uplift Coach Cube, and blah blah blah. I can’t even make myself go on. Just insert whatever Limp Bizkit joke you want right here. I’ll be down in the next paragraph with the trailer.

OK, I’m back. And what do you know, it turns out I lied earlier when I said I’d be back with good news, because this morning’s trailer watch brings the deeply flawed preview for War, Inc., which looks to be a painfully broad satire on the level of American Dreamz. Those of you still willing to brave the clip are advised that doing so will only make you sad, and confused, and more than a little regretful that John Cusack has pissed away a promising comedic career with an increasing number of bad roles in unfortunate movies. Feel free to discuss his cinematic missteps in the comment thread, or if you’re really bored, just talk about whatever. I’m sure something will come up:

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a low-level employee at a Hollywood industry magazine. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.


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Comments

Hmm im sure there are much more interesting things to talk about.........but the man had a future

Posted by: Ellen is good at August 23, 2007 6:34 AM

But he started off so well! A good base in 80s teen movies - some really, truly promising stuff in the 90s, High Fidelity in 2000 and then.... America's Sweethearts, Serendipity, Identity, Must Love Dogs. Why, John? Why?

In other news: there's a new candidate for the Friday night slot in my own personal hell and its name is Comeback. Blech.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 23, 2007 7:00 AM

Personally I have no problem with Fred Durst, as long as he doesn't talk, rap, walk, talk, eat, look at me, etc.

Sadly that is no longer the case...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 23, 2007 7:16 AM

I would have been okay John, I think....until Hillary Duff's stupid face came on. I want to kick her in the head.

John, you know I love you. Why must you continue to hurt me?

Posted by: twilly at August 23, 2007 7:50 AM

Hmmm...I think the saddest thing about the Cusack is that he's doing crap like 'Must Love Dogs' just for the paycheck and not to finance some great world shattering indie project he has to fund from his own pocket. That's more disturbing than Durst being allowed to continue to work in any sort of industry that doesn't require hairnets.

Posted by: Ms. Parker at August 23, 2007 8:19 AM

Alex and Ms Parker have pretty much hit the nail on the head I think. Maybe Jeremy Piven was picking all the good scripts for him?

Still, no matter what he does now (including starring opposite two of my bete-noirs, Zeta-Jones and Beckinsale), I always thank him for Grosse Pointe Blank.

Posted by: Simon B at August 23, 2007 9:00 AM

I am insulted on so many levels by Hilary Duff's accent in that trailer. And by Ben Kingsley's accent. And Marysa Tomei's hair.

Posted by: Kolby at August 23, 2007 9:20 AM

My relationship with John Cusack is stuck in the "abusive boyfriend" rut: whatever horrible films he does, I block them out or rationalized them away, focusing on the good times of the past, remembering him as Lloyd or Lane or Rob instead of who he currently is. But there's been so much bad lately, that I might be starting to see the light.

Just be cool enough to wear a pig-chef hat for two minutes, though, and all will be forgiven.

Posted by: charlottelightanddark at August 23, 2007 9:34 AM

Stupid office blocking Youtube!

Fred Durst. Ice Cube. Inspirational children's story.

That gentle crackling sound you hear is my soul drying up and blowing away.

Posted by: TK at August 23, 2007 9:38 AM

I am so deeply disturbed after seeing that trailer. It was not the way to start my morning. John, what are you doing to me? I thought that after 1408, which was one of the few Stephen King adaptations that wasn't butchered to hell, you were back on the right track. Now you're in a movie with Hillary Duff? HILLARY FREAKING DUFF??? I can't stand her crappy acting in those freaking Barbie commercials, let alone a feature-length film. Where did you go wrong? My garden gnome could pick a better project for you. Please, stop this crap and start acting like the man I love again.

Posted by: Pudenda at August 23, 2007 9:39 AM

John Cusack killing people sardonically, only to later develop a conscience while falling for a woman he has no business with? And his sister plays his secretary? How do you screw that up?

Posted by: Vermillion at August 23, 2007 9:41 AM

I'm pretty sure Fred Durst doesn't know how to form complete sentences. i think the most likely explaination for how he made his 'music' was by peicing together random words from the back panels of his cereal box collection.

Imagine my surprise to learn he found the word 'douchebag' on the back of a box of Trix. Maybe on the back of a box of Fruit Loops because we all know Tucan Sam is a kid-touching dickrag...but NOT on the back of Trix.

Damn you Fred Durst. Damn you straight to VH1. Damn you straight to 'I love the 90's.'

Posted by: PissBoy at August 23, 2007 9:48 AM

And I don't care what anyone says. I'll be seeing me some War, Inc. I can't explain it. There's just SOMETHING that prevents me from NOT seeing John Cusack in the theater. Maybe Charlottelightanddarkl is on to something. Not to mention...with the exception of Hillary Duff...i don't think the trailor looked that bad.

Posted by: PissBoy at August 23, 2007 9:51 AM

Without sound (kids have fucked up their computer again and mine is just fucked up)that trailer don't make no sense and yet managed to look like pure poo. It really just made me sad like seeing the dead bird on the sidewalk this morning.

I do love John Cusack, but in that parka, he looked like Kevin Spacey. Maybe that's why he got the eyelift. (allegedly)

Posted by: wsapnin at August 23, 2007 10:15 AM

I'll never understand the John Cusack adoration. Guy's a complete nutsack, and his roles seem to vascillate between 'skeevy' and 'smarmy'. And yes, I'm including the wildly overpraised Say Anything as well. And yes, I know I'll incur the wrath of women of a certain age for saying that. I know, I have no heart, I can't laugh, I hate freedom, and chocolate, and kittens, and love, and champagne, right? Whatever. Same sentiment goes for his ex-BFF (or whatever) human oil-slick partner in crime Jeremy Piven.

Posted by: M at August 23, 2007 10:40 AM

At least he's still keeping his sister in work. Does she make projects any more without his involvement? Gack, I used to really adore her.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 23, 2007 10:44 AM

M--
I feel the same way about Jack Nicholson (save his portrayal as the Joker.) He always plays "Jack Nicholson". Apparently the "Academy" loves handing out Oscars to guys that play retards and guys that play "Jack Nicholson". Fortunately for Jack Nicholson, he is the only one who plays "Jack Nicholson" (except for sometimes Christian Slater.) Jack invented skeevy and smarmy.

Posted by: wsapnin at August 23, 2007 10:53 AM

Yeah...Fred Durst and an 11 year old girl? Anybody else get the sneaking suspicion that Ice Cube is involved only because some studio insurance exec hoped Fred Durst would think he's really an SVU detective and didn't just play one on TV?

Posted by: Sarina at August 23, 2007 10:57 AM

Sarina, you're thinking of Ice-T. Ice Cube is the one in the delightful Are We...Yet? movies...and I am officially ashamed to know that.

I too never got the Cusack appeal-or the Jason Lee one either-sure, he had some memorable roles, but he's not actually Lloyd Dobler. He showed his true colors back when he did that movie with Julia Roberts.

Posted by: joe cool at August 23, 2007 11:23 AM

2 observations:
1. Thats eems like a very bad sequel to Gross Pointe Blank
2. Sufficient warning about that trailer was not given. It wasn;t just Duff, it was Duff doing an accent. Yikes!

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

Posted by: Brian at August 23, 2007 11:33 AM

Sarina, you're thinking of Ice-T. Ice Cube is the one in the delightful Are We...Yet? movies...and I am officially ashamed to know that.

So Ice-T is the one with the plasticine orange wife? Or is that Cube? And what the heck is "Are We...Yet?" Nevermind, I can't even distinguish the Ices, except that one of them has a Donatella Versace-looking wife. I don't want to know. All men named Ice are now dead to me.

Posted by: Sarina at August 23, 2007 12:06 PM

Sigh...John John. Why must you break my heart with this crap?

Posted by: Be Adequite! at August 23, 2007 12:07 PM

How anyone producing that trailer could have thought "David Bowie and Greenday!? Brilliant!" is beyond me.

Oh, John. Why?

Posted by: Alex at August 23, 2007 12:16 PM

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

Posted by: Brian at August 23, 2007 11:33 AM

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That quote and Grosse Point Blank (I bought a Black Town Car 'cause of that movie) will forever forgive any transgression committed by my homeboy.

Fact! he was also in Sixteen Candles....FACT! Better Off Dead had the meanest looking Camaro in film history (followed closely by the one in Tuff Turf) FAAAACT, the teacher went back to Sanka. FAAAAAACT, Taylor Negron as the slimmy mailman was da' shit in Better Off Dead.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 23, 2007 12:22 PM

When Fred Durst creates something of beauty that will stand the test of time, changing fads, and hindsight-related epiphanies such as "WTF, I actually thought that was cool in high school? Damn." then The-One-We-Do-Not-Speak-Of (or however you say that non-name) will have won at least three best actress Oscars.

One uber-long sentence and my stamina is gone.

Posted by: BLA at August 23, 2007 12:55 PM

Oh wow. That was just weird. I am at a loss for words. I know you warned us about that trailer, but no amount of warning could have prepared us for something so strange. Again. Wow.

Posted by: rlr260 at August 23, 2007 12:56 PM

Socalled: I think the sis got the cell phone commercial all by herself without John's help.
Any more like this and he'll be begging for his own cell phone commercials.
How can he look at his resume and see "The Grifters" and "vomit-inducing film with Hillary Duff on the same page"?
I have this terrible feeling he's getting ready to take Christopher Walken on in a Vegas-style bout for the "most horrendous slide from ultra cool guy to unfunny, alienate all your former fans in cringe-inducing embarrssing roles" crown.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 23, 2007 1:12 PM

It wasn't even just the weirdness ... I mean ... it didn't make SENSE. I gather that there was a narrative somewhere in there, but I really couldn't lay a finger on it. Just a lot of cheesy explosions and cheesier disconnected bits of dialogue. WTF.

I love me some John Cusack, but he's only as good as the movie he's in. This definitely won't make the cut.

Posted by: Claire at August 23, 2007 1:21 PM

I have this terrible feeling he's getting ready to take Christopher Walken on in a Vegas-style bout for the "most horrendous slide from ultra cool guy to unfunny, alienate all your former fans in cringe-inducing embarrssing roles" crown.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 23, 2007 1:12 PM

Sad, but true story: My sister (who is 20) was utterly convinced that Christopher Walken and Jon Voigt were the same person up until last weekend. Somehow, Christopher Walken came up in conversation, and she asked, "Isn't he Angelina Jolie's annoying dad? He was in that big snake in the jungle movie with J.Lo, right? And then he was the annoying dad in that steal-the-Constitution movie, or whatever?" Someone corrected her, listing a bunch of Christopher Walken's actual movies, and she said, "So he used to be cool, but now he's as annoying as Angelina Jolie's dad?"

Posted by: Sarina at August 23, 2007 1:27 PM

Sarina: T & Cube were both rappers who've decided to try to acting. T is the one married to the orange Barbie doll. Her name is Coco & she's adverse to clothes. T is the one on L&O: SVU. Cube got his acting start in Boyz In The Hood; made the rather enjoyable movie Friday. (We'll pretend the Friday sequels don't exist.) and was in Three Kings with Mr. Clooney. Many of his other movies have been...unfortunate.

I'm a little terrified that I know all of this.

I'm still a Cusack fan. I even enjoyed Identity.

Posted by: Smello at August 23, 2007 1:41 PM

Sarina-Yes, Ice T is in SVU and has the creepy real-doll-looking wife.
Ice Cube was in all the "Friday" movies.
Joe Cool was referencing the more recent "Are We There Yet?" and "Are We Done Yet?" Ice Cube movies. They are just wretched.

Posted by: Helcat at August 23, 2007 1:43 PM

I wasn't going to even watch the trailer until someone mentioned seeing the Duffster. I thought it was a joke, a sad, mean-spirited joke that Duff would be in a movie with Cusack. But there she was, apparently charming men with a scorpion down her pants. Blech. Blech I say!
Also, shouldn't that be Nic Cage in that shitball trailer? Was he too busy negotiating Ghost Rider 2:Flaming Crotch?

Posted by: Dangle McGee at August 23, 2007 2:06 PM

Re Coco, in fairness, the woman is a professional stripper. Her year-end performance review needs her to look that orange and that naked all the time. It wouldn't sit too well with H.R. if she suddenly went all Diane Keaton on us. I sort of think she and Ice-T are a really fun couple. They seem genuinely fond of each other and seem to completely accept each other for who they are. How many of us can say we have that in a relationship? Honestly?

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 23, 2007 2:08 PM

i think the thing that should really kill the john cusack buzz is the fact that he wrote that movie. yup.

Posted by: jordan at August 23, 2007 2:30 PM

Doesn´t anybody else think is weird, crazy, sad that La Duff´s name appear before Ben F..ing Kingsley?? or is just me??

I lost all respect for cusak after Serendipity. We call it Stupidity!! for me it will possibly be the worst movie ever. I Hate it!!!- have to take a pill now just thinking about that movie makes me really mad- and dont get me start it on Must Love Dogs! this one almost cost me my marriage.

Posted by: NDR at August 23, 2007 3:05 PM

Ghost Rider 2: Flaming Crotch.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

As for the Ices, the list of good movies is quite short:

Ice Cube - Friday, Boyz In The Hood.

Ice-T - New Jack City.

But please don't make me list their other movies, because yes, I know them all, yes, I've seen most of them, and no, I'm not proud of it.

Posted by: TK at August 23, 2007 3:15 PM

I agree that the trailer looks terrible, but haven't we here seen enough trailers that are made apparently by committees of monkeys who have no idea what the film is about or what the filmmakers intend. And that goes doubly so for farces, which this one clearly is. I agree that it has an uphill battle, but I still hold out hope.

Also, Cusack has made some terrible choices in the last 10 years, but there have been some gems in there, particularly Max, but The Ice Harvest too. And he's getting some Oscar buzz for what everyone says is an amazing performance Grace is Gone. I haven't given up on old Hoops yet.

Posted by: BabyTyrone at August 23, 2007 6:10 PM

Girl . . . football. Didn't Helen Hunt tackle that in the 80s with Quarterback Princess? Pun totally not intended, but I acknowledge it. I'm just too lazy to go back and change it.

Posted by: Sharon at August 24, 2007 12:08 AM

personally, I'm still a fan of Ice-T in Surviving the Game...

possibly due to the fact I'll enjoy almost anything with
John C. McGinley in it.

Posted by: Colin at August 24, 2007 9:46 AM

I dont know why everyone is so upset with War inc. I thought the trailer wasn´t that good but when I saw tha John Cusack was both one of the writers and the producer I am going to reserve my judgement. the other two movies he has been apart of writing wise are two of my favorite movies Gross point blank and high fidelity, based on that I will wait to see before judging, Its not like good movies cant have bad trailers.

Posted by: 13thDuke at August 24, 2007 12:25 PM

Ya know what John Cusack could do to save his career? He could ski the K-12! That would show everybody he means business.

Posted by: Dano at August 24, 2007 3:46 PM

I liked "Identity." Not because Cusack's in it, just because it was a pretty good movie. Not a classic or anything, but not embarrassing.

And didn't Cusack get a good review from this site for his last flick (the one about him in the spooky hotel)?

And Jebus, I hate ads that move. Fucking annoying.

Posted by: LL at August 24, 2007 4:28 PM

When I saw this trailer a while ago, my friend compared it to Grosse Point Blank. I don't want to hear anyone make that comparison again.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at August 24, 2007 4:46 PM

I know that everyone is talking about how this looks like a sequel to Grosse Point Blank but when it first started I thought he was reprising his role from Roadside Prophets. Unfortunately it was just the goggles.

Posted by: gee at September 5, 2007 10:57 AM