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Mud On Your Face, You Big Disgrace, Waving Your Depp All Over The Place: The Lone Ranger Trailer

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | December 11, 2012 | Comments ()

The new trailer has all of the fast cuts, explosions, (supposedly) comedic beats, and introductions of the main characters that a summer action flick is legally bound to include. (I think it's the law. I'll get back to you on that.) I'm still not 100% on Johnny Depp as Tonto and his voice in this trailer sounds like his Ed Wood impersonation. We will determine whether The Lone Ranger is Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl fun or Pirates of the Caribbean: Is This The Fourth One? tedious on July 3, 2013.

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