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The Daily Trade Round-Up / The TV Whore
Mar. 26, 2008

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Hot diggity. HBO has greenlit a new pilot from Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, two funny bastards who were on HBO back in the day with the fantastic “Mr. Show.” The current title of the show is “David’s Situation,” and it features Cross playing himself, only he’s quit showbiz and is living in a gated community with some roommates while working for an inflight magazine. The show will be structured like a regular sitcom, complete with commercials … only they’ll be fake commercials. And while I’m not sold on the show itself, necessarily, the fake commercials certainly smell like they could rekindle some of the “Mr. Show” magic, so color me excited (assuming HBO picks up the series after the pilot is shot in May).

In other good greenlight news, the Sci Fi Channel has finally given the go ahead to “Caprica,” the prequel to “Battlestar Galactica.” “Caprica” will be a two-hour backdoor pilot and, if it fares well upon airing, the network would then give it a series order. For those who don’t remember, the show will be set on the planet Caprica about 50 years before the current series, and will focus on two families (one being the Adamas) who are at odds with each other. And speaking of “Battlestar,” it’s been confirmed that the last season will definitely be split into two batches of 10 episodes, since the writers’ strike halted production during episode eleven. The first batch, as you know, starts airing on April 4. No word yet on when the second batch will air, but it could be this fall or even as motherfucking late as next January. Feh. But in the meantime, if the following little promo doesn’t have you excited for the upcoming season, you just might be a Cylon (and DVD Folk should not click play, lest they be spoiled about the Season Three finale reveals):

In still more pilot news, I’m increasingly intrigued by Showtime’s “United States of Tara.” It’s produced by Steven Spielberg, written by Diablo Cody, and directed by Craig Gillespie (Lars and the Real Girl). Best of all, it stars Toni Collete as a woman with multiple personality disorder. And now, John Corbett has signed on as Tara’s husband, and hopefully this role will wash the taste of “Sex and the City” out of his hair, and remind us of his great turn on “Northern Exposure.” Geena Davis has also earned herself a pilot, as CBS has given the go-ahead to “Exit 19.” And since it’s CBS, your guess that this is a police drama is absolutely correct. But “My Best Friend’s Girl” is not a drama — rather, the CBS pilot is a half-hour comedy starring Jennie Garth, and it’s about two friends who own a bike shop and then one of them starts dating the other’s ex-wife (Garth) and then the laughs, oh the laughs, they come a-flying. Sadly, I suppose this means Garth could be unavailable for to star in the CW’s “Beverly Hills 90210 2008.”

CBS has also given the go to two other pilots which also leave a bit to be desired. The first, “Meant to Be’s,” is a romantic drama starring Amy Smart as a recently-in-love gallery owner who plummets to her death and must help others find love to eventually get herself into heaven. Even though she’s relatively bland, I’ve always sorta dug Amy Smart but … well … there is no way in hell you’ll get me to sit through this pilot. None. Zilch. Nada. As for the other CBS pilot? “White Millionaire” is a sitcom starring Fred Savage as a young millionaire looking for a lady love. … Moving on.

While lots of shows are getting little breaths of life, others are … uhm … not. David Eick has basically confirmed what we all knew already, that “Bionic Woman” will not return. And last night’s episode of “Jericho” was, in fact, the series finale, as no nuts will give the show a third season (but at least the producers had the good sense to film two endings, so they were able to end the show without leaving it hanging on a cliffhanger, as long as you don’t count “the next American Civil War” as a cliffhanger). And it’s a quick three-and-done for “The Return of Jezebel James,” which … uhm … won’t be returning. Hold your shock, people, hold it.

Speaking of the impending fall season, NBC has made an interesting move — it’s not going to wait until the mid-May upfronts to unveil its new fall lineup. Instead, it’s throwing a big press conference next week where it will unveil the details of its new 52-week schedule. So it should be interesting to see what the Peacock has in store for us all although, it should go without saying, we likely won’t be excited by much of what we see.

A quick note of sadness before I wrap up over the fact that one of my favorite TV crushes, Diane Farr, will apparently be leaving “Numb3rs” this season. Like the Indian of commercial lore, I shed one lone tear.

And now, with a grateful thanks to some of the folks in the comment thread to last week’s round-up, I am incredibly excited to present ya’ll with Tufty Club:

And lastly, just because I love James Franco (his expression at the 2:52 mark makes me laugh so hard that I kinda want to have his babies):


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Comments

White Millionaire?? Really? That's the name they decided would really pull people in? Cinnamonfirehell.

The rest of the news just makes me feel better about my choice to avoid new things on network television. Still really only interested in new episodes of The Office.

Posted by: Dangle McGee at March 26, 2008 8:27 AM

The only reason I'm not having a nervous breakdown about Lost being gone for a month is the return of the glorious BG. Looking forward to Caprica as well. Does anyone know if EJO will be a regular on that series?

Posted by: Cindy at March 26, 2008 8:29 AM

Sigh.

This is why all I watch is Showcase and the Food Network.

Posted by: Pea at March 26, 2008 8:34 AM

I am equipped to have Franco babies. And willing.

I guess I should...how can I say this...maybe start watching BG?

*ducking and running*

Posted by: Nicole at March 26, 2008 8:36 AM

Nicole, I really don't think not seeing a show is the basis for Pajiba hate, as there are enough well-loved Pajiba shows that the person who has actually seen them all has to have one of those goggle-TV-iPod headsets permenently welded to their face.

The Wire, BSG, Lost, Veronica Mars, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Freaks and Geeks, Firefly, Rome (maybe)...

Posted by: twig at March 26, 2008 9:14 AM

Don't fret Nicole, I haven't seen any episodes either. And I don't give a damn!

Posted by: Kolby at March 26, 2008 9:15 AM

"I'm the person you wish you were."
"You mean a dick?"

Hee! ...I love squirrels.

I'll always like Franco for Freaks and Geeks, that clip was pretty sweet...fucking soap? "Why would that make me sad? I still do that." Heh. Awesome.

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 9:32 AM

I didn't start watching until the EW article before the third season made me think "well *that* sounds like an interesting show!". The visual marketing had not compelled me. "Remember the robots with the KITT eyes? Now they're blondes! Ooooh!!" I'm thinking "do her eyes really glow like that? Is it that cheesy and unimaginatively 'sexy'?" So I torrented the hell up, got completely sick of Helfer's character one-note through the first season anyway, but discovered there were all these other lovely interesting women they hadn't mentioned and it was more like Blade Runner meets Firefly than, I dunno, Melrose Space.

The third season, personally, lagged eventually for me. "We're all really angry and unhappy". I like getting torrents the next morning, a habit strengthened by Doctor Who, but I was feeling less compelled to keep watching and stalled out near the end. I read about what big news happened but wasn't excited. Watching that recap and "Razor" got me interested again, as well as finally playing "Maelstrom", which was like "YES! THIS is why I watch you!". Now I'm all ready. Can't get a confirmation if Who's starting on the 5th but it might be. Nice weekend if it happens.

But, yeah, I certainly can't give any TV grief, my viewing habits are few, my dilligent loyalties fewer, and I dismiss several of the sacred cows around here. But, it's worth a look if you've any genre leanings already, and possibly even if you don't. As I said, more interesting than the advertising may lead you to believe.

Posted by: Jay at March 26, 2008 9:37 AM

I'm not a guy, but that soap idea seems smart to me. Why won't James Franco go back to doing interesting work? I mean, Annapolis? What the hell is that? Maybe his role in Milk will help him get back on track.
How lame is it that I have all of those primate beanie babies on my desk right now? Eeeek. Well, they looked cute in hats and gas masks.

Posted by: Lannie at March 26, 2008 9:43 AM

Thanks Twig, Kolby, and Jay. I'll consider myself redeemed by my Lost and Deadwood love, with bonus points for the geeky obsession I have with Doctor Who and Torchwood.

Posted by: Nicole at March 26, 2008 9:51 AM

'No word yet on when the second batch will air, but it could be this fall or even as motherfucking late as next January. Feh. ' If BG airs in January 2009 - there will be hell to pay! I simply can't wait that long for the series final.

As for BW i'm kind of sad about this. I was hoping for at least some sort of conclusion...ah well. It's sad really because BW had so much promise - what a wasted opportunity.

Posted by: Neena at March 26, 2008 9:52 AM

Sorry...mean't to say that if BG airs the other half in January 2009.

Posted by: Neena at March 26, 2008 9:54 AM

Count me in the populace who has never seen an episode of BSG. It just doesn't seem that interesting to me. I would rather do other things...like cut my toenails, organize the coasters on my coffee table, and turn everything in my fridge so it all faces labels-out. So I'm with you guys (Nicole, Kolby, etc.)

OK...this is really random cuz i was in the middle of another thought but I just heard something on the radio at my desk that makes me wanna choke a bitch. Who the fuck does Kid Rock think he is?! And what the fuck was he thinking 'remaking/rearranging' Sweet Home Alabama??!! I'm not the biggest Skynyrd fan in the world (though I love me some 'Ballad of Curtis Lowe') but where the fuck does he get off using that song and pretending to be 'country?' He's from fucking DETROIT!!! That's not country! That's inner-city white trash! He used to have frosted hair with lines cut into his sideburns a-la Vanilla Ice! He was a white guy with a high-top fade! Then...he was a fucking white guy with corn-rows and braids! WTF. Goddammit...now I forgot what I was going to touch on. Thanks for ruining my round-up Kid Rock.

I hope he dies from a perforated rectum after being violated by a horse.

Posted by: PissBoy at March 26, 2008 10:01 AM

I didn't get into BSG at all because all I could ever envision was Pa Cartwright in a cape, but I caught last season's finale just on a "nothing else on" whim, and I was hooked. I started from the beginning, my husband was pee his pants tickled, because he had been a closeted Pa Cartwright in a cape fan THIS WHOLE TIME and never told me.

Despite my marriage being a sham, the series was excellent, and I can't wait next week. For the record, it's actually kind of cool to go through all the old episodes spoiled to the big reveals.

I saw another preview clip elsewhere (possible spoilers ahead!) and the clip where Tory says, "God has a plan for us" creeped me the hell out. No Tory! Don't drink the Kool-Aid!

Posted by: Sally at March 26, 2008 10:12 AM

Not that anyone will be too surprised, but I've also never seen Battlestar Galactica. I'm not adding it to my queue either, so don't even try it with this one, people. I already put The West Wing and Deadwood on there, and at some point I have plans to add The Wire. I'm gonna qualify for Social Security (which at that point will be approximately 57 cents) before I'm done with all that. I am not made of time!

Posted by: Sarina at March 26, 2008 10:15 AM

PissBoy, shhhh. There, there. Cleansing breaths. Picture happy things.

I am not made of time!
No, Sarina, but the Doctor is. (I told you I have an obsession.)

Posted by: Nicole at March 26, 2008 10:26 AM

Since there are several Dr. Who fans posting this morning, let me indulge myself and ask wasn't Family of The Blood an amazing story line? Who knew scarecrows could be so sinister? The guy playing Brother of Mine was so incredibly scary I can't imagine him ever in another role unless it's playing Dick Cheney. This series just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 26, 2008 10:34 AM

For the love of Christ...WHAT ABOUT "CAVEMEN"??!?!?
Daddy needs his fix. Its my Crystal Meth...when I don't actually have any...oh god...I need help...sob...sob...I...need...help...

Posted by: Diablo at March 26, 2008 10:38 AM

PissBoy, I LOVE Kid Rock. I love his greasy hair, his visable scabies, I love his utter lack of musical talent and his aversion to wearing a shirt...I love everything about him. >:(

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 10:44 AM

Hey, I've totally seen some episodes of Doctor Who! It was like two years ago, and it was only maybe four of them, but still. Oh my gosh, I feel so civilised. I mean, the last time we talked about a show I'd actually seen was when we were talking about Mime Rape on the Prairie.

PS - Holy Hell, I HATE Billie Piper.

Posted by: Sarina at March 26, 2008 10:56 AM

Paddy, word. I was actually on the edge of my seat towards the end, and cursing out John Smith for being such a puss. The punishments for the Family were downright chilling. I will never go within a 10 yard radius of another scarecrow.

The only thing that bothers me about this season is that I'm a diehard Rose/Ten shipper (don't throw shit at me) and in my own little world, he can't ever love anyone but her ever ever ever again.

Posted by: Nicole at March 26, 2008 10:59 AM

I've never seen Dr. Who...or Torchwood. They confuse me.

the last time we talked about a show I'd actually seen was when we were talking about Mime Rape on the Prairie.

Hee hee hee. Sarina, I'm STILL scarred by that description, it makes me picture I Spit On Your Grave but with clowns.

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 11:03 AM

I've never seen Dr. Who...or Torchwood. They confuse me.

I've heard Torchwood attempts to hide subpar writing behind John Barrowman... which, I mean, that's a damn laudible goal and more power to them.

It's not like I was watching Elizabeth: The Gol... I mean Clive Owen Period Drama with Clive Owen Starring Clive Owen (Clive Owen) for the words.

Posted by: twig at March 26, 2008 11:09 AM

Who the shit is Billie Piper? YES I AM TOO LAZY TO GOOGLE!

Posted by: TK at March 26, 2008 11:12 AM

Ha ha ha! TK, I imdb'd Billy Piper and it's either a girl on Dr. Who or the sheriff from a tv movie called Shark River. I choose to only acknowledge the latter.

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 11:18 AM

Kid Rock and Skynyrd? That's it. Someone tell him to quit it because he ain't from the South. You do not get to touch Southern Rock unless you are a card-carrying Southerner.

PB, I happen to have mad love for "Tuesday's Gone" and "simple Man".

Kid Rock needs to roll it on up to the trailer park and quit it. He is pure white trash.

Posted by: Melody at March 26, 2008 11:20 AM

TK:She was a half-hit wonder with an irritating voice who randomly decided to be in Dr Who and somehow (through the supreme powers of mob mentality) managed to convince the people of my fine country that she could act.

Huzzah for Tufty Club and therefore Adam and Joe.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at March 26, 2008 11:22 AM

I hope he dies from a perforated rectum after being violated by a horse.

You just reminded me of Mr. Hands.

Posted by: Stew at March 26, 2008 11:22 AM

TK, she played Rose Tyler in the first two DW series, and I love her. LOVE her. I want Rose back. Now Google her if you want more info.

Julie, I was trying to explain Torchwood to my dad the other night when he caught the last ten minutes of last week's ep. He gave up about 37 seconds into my explanation. None of it makes sense, and all of it makes sense. You just have to be weird enough.

Posted by: Nicole at March 26, 2008 11:22 AM

Well, Nicole, you DO know Rose is back, right? Between Billie and Freema I'm spoiled with eye candy, even if Eve Myles and Elisabeth Sladen are more my usual "type". So Catherine Tate's just "oh alright, just make sure they're still good stories!" Too bad Jessica Stevenson had to come and go (reminding me that I STILL need to watch "Learners").

All I'm sayin is...that scream, not a word, not a name, just a SCREAM, at the climax of "Doomsday"....MAN! Let me dab my eyes.

I can't remember what the mime rape was, but that show always makes me think of when the local TV show filmed Herb's family life on WKRP and his wife was talking about how they love to watch it, "and there's always a fire, or a child going blind".

Oh but time *is* confusing, Julie, and in some ways, as you well know, is merely an illusion. The Doctor can't always quite articulate it for you, but it's generally sorted out satisfyingly. If you can follow the rescue of Buckbeak and Sirius you'd have no problem (not to say you'd like it, but that it's not hard to get what's going on). Sure it's wibbly-wobbly, but it holds if you don't think too hard about it.

And of course Douglas Adams would say parallel universes don't even really exist, it's all the same mishmash and.......hmmmmm...they do have to get around that stated problem SOMEHOW this year. Arthur's already been mentioned once after all.

I simply don't know if I *like* Torchwood or not. LOOOOVE Eve Myles, but I've had the first season downloaded for over a year and have never quite gotten the fire in my belly. Took months to finish "Countrycide".

Posted by: Jay at March 26, 2008 11:23 AM

Oh, I'm sure I'm weird enough. :)

All I know is that it's about a time-travelling guy? Who is gay? And...British?

Is it like Back to the Future except that Biff is Marty McFly's top?

I just ruined that movie for myself.

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 11:28 AM

Well, shit, Alex & Nicole, if there was ever a mixed review for someone...

Whatever, I don't watch Dr. Who. Who needs British television with it's snobbery and tea and fucking crumpets and goddamn tesseracts or octagons or WHATEVER THE FUCK.

I like my TV like I like my women: American, loud and stupid.

Wait. That's not right.

Posted by: TK at March 26, 2008 11:28 AM

Color me excited about the Mr. Show thingie. I friggin' loved that show, especially the commercials.

"Hey honey, where are all the bags?"

"They're in the bag hutch..."

"No shit?"


Did I actually use the phrase, "color me excited"? I did? Throw hard-edged objects at will...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at March 26, 2008 11:31 AM

I like my TV like I like my men:

Interesting, goddamnit.

Which is why, since 9:03 p.m. last Thursday night, the television in our home has been DARK.

Goddamnit I want some fresh Dexter.

Posted by: Jerce at March 26, 2008 11:34 AM

Jay, I DO know that Rose is back in series 4; every time I think about it I squee. Nothing against Martha or Donna, but it's fuckin' ROSE. I still cry every time I watch Doomsday and I don't care. (I'm wrecking my hardass Philly girl image here.)

JULIE! The Doctor is not gay and time travels in the TARDIS. Captain Jack, on the other hand, will nail anything.

Posted by: Nicole at March 26, 2008 11:35 AM

If I were a crueller woman I'd suggest you YouTube her music videos TK.

Actually yeah, go do that. Specifically "Because We Want To". Don't forget to turn up the sound!

I, personally, haven't watched any homegrown TV in years. Unless it's Hollyoakes which is the actual, genuine pinnacle of my nation's achievements.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at March 26, 2008 11:35 AM

I'm also on the fence with Torchwood. Great concept, I was really excited about it from the previews, but no way has it grabbed me the way Doctor Who has. I feel it's trying a little too hard to be the trendiest bisexual show ever (coz, you know the competition for that title is fierce).
Billie Piper? Meh. she does an adequate Rose because she's practically playing herself, but when she steps out of that comfort zone, it's bad, very very bad. Have you seen her as the chav Fanny Price in Mansfield Park?
I also love Eve Myles, if only for the fact that I love to see an actress in a leading role who doesn't feel the need to have perfect teeth.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 26, 2008 11:40 AM

Goddamnit I want some fresh Dexter.

Jerce...sigh. Me too.

If my preference of men reflected my TV, they would be a vigilante serial killer, a sarcastic Jewish newsman with a penchant for crossword puzzles...or be crack addicts on welfare who set their friends on fire and exploit dumpster babies.

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 11:44 AM

Best Mr. Show promo ever.... TIE.

The one where they test the 'myth' about standing in front of a microwave being dangerous.

-or-

When they are strapped into bondage chairs with ball gags in their mouths talking about the upcoming season....the final 2 lines address the flavors of the ball gags.

(muffled by the gag) Bob: "Mine's raspberry flavored."

(also muffled) Dave: "And mine's potatoooo!"

Best skit ever: Titannica
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmNApZRy3wk

"He looks like a wet cigar!!!"

Posted by: PissBoy at March 26, 2008 11:46 AM

Well, that was a disturbing view into Julie's psyche.

Posted by: TK at March 26, 2008 11:48 AM

ATO:

The BBC bastards here showed Hollyoaks right up to the point of several cliffhangers and then just left it. It is an amazingly wonderfully bad show. I miss it terribly if only for the fact that it drove Mr. PaddyDog insane so I used it to torture him whenever he was mean to me. Where else would a show try to make a sexual predator teacher the sympathetic character?

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 26, 2008 11:49 AM

I have never seen Mr. Show...but I'm still cool.

TK, muah ha ha.

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 11:52 AM

Well, that was a disturbing view into Julie's psyche.

...as opposed to which other sort of view into her psyche?

Awww, you know I love you Julie!

Posted by: Sarina at March 26, 2008 11:56 AM

[can't see through the tears]

I love you too Sarina, even though you threatened to strip me of my flesh yesterday.

Speaking of stripping my flesh (heh), where is Shadows?

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 12:09 PM

That black pit of entertainment "reporting" EW is reporting that Scrubs may be headed to ABC. They have nothing concrete, but the lady who plays Laverne says so.

Link:http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/03/scrubs.html

Posted by: Melody at March 26, 2008 12:10 PM

Aww PaddyDog I feel your pain! It's our hangover TV - There's a 2 1/2 hour long marathon on every Sunday morning. My flatmates and I drag ourselves out of bed and then lay draped across our sofas eating toast and drinking tea only ever raising our heads to say the following:

"But why is she hiding? I know she was just getting it on with her brother..."
"Is he her brother? I thought she was his cousin."
"Cousin? That wouldn't be nearly sexy or illegal enough and it has to be illegal because one of them dies."
"Oh whatever."
"ANYWAY! She wouldn't need to hide when his ex comes round uninvited because she's dating his housemate and they're you know related so it wouldn't be weird that she'd be there."
"Yeah and you think they'd avoid kissing in front of open windows and the like."
"Absolutely. Jesus people, it's not that difficult to be sneaky and illicit."

...and then we get slightly concerned that our only problem with the incestuous relationship is how ineffectually they're dealing with the logistics of it.

Actually I think that particular routine has now replaced attending church and going food shopping as the #1 activity to take part in on a Sunday morning.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at March 26, 2008 12:12 PM

"...where is Shadows?"

Good question, Julie. Hopefully he's just on vacation and not, like, in a Guatemalan prison or a bear's stomach or something.

Posted by: Sarina at March 26, 2008 12:17 PM

Ooh, thanks Melody! I love Scrubs.

Hee...a bear's stomach? Let's hope he didn't decide to celebrate Easter by becoming the next subject of a Werner Herzog documentary :p

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 12:21 PM

I'm so up and down with Torchwood. Sometimes it's positively fantastic, as with the doctor's resurrection and after-effects. Other times, it borders on the ridiculous - and I have to say that I'm tired of moaning, groaning alien critters.

For the people who haven't seen BG, it's so much more than a sci-fi...Social commentary, family dynamics, at times, a parallel to current events. Edward James Olmos is so good it hurts. It's worth checking out.

Posted by: Cindy at March 26, 2008 12:27 PM

ATO:

That's perfect. And that's what's brilliant about Hollyoaks. That conversation could have taken place at any time almost since the show started. My next fix will be in 2 weeks time when I'm home on a quick visit. Have Kieron and John Paul finally done the dirty?????

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 26, 2008 12:33 PM

For the people who haven't seen BG, it's so much more than a sci-fi...Social commentary, family dynamics, at times, a parallel to current events. Edward James Olmos is so good it hurts. It's worth checking out.

Goddammit. FINE. I'll add it to my effing queue. I will become a sallow skinned, hollow eyed shut-in and never leave the house or see the sun again. ARE YOU SICK BASTARDS HAPPY NOW?

If you will excuse me, I need to write a poetically moving letter to Amnesty International on my own behalf.

Posted by: Sarina at March 26, 2008 12:39 PM

BG is really amazing Sarina, and sci-fi is not one of my favorite genres of TV or film. It's more of a great character study and political drama. Plus...pretty pretty people. Wait till you see Jamie Bamber in just a towel.

Oh! For all my Philly Pajibians, I heard on Preston and Steve this morning that the Philly Phanatic was voted the best mascot in sports. Hol. Ler. I love that fat green bastard.

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 12:46 PM

Have Kieron and John Paul finally done the dirty?????

Well! Now there's a question with a long an convoluted answer that would take several paragraphs... There was a night of passion after a fashion show(!) but it's been mainly longing looks and really unsubtle flirting since then... (although I could have missed some, damn my nights out drinking and not getting home in time for my soapy fix). Let's just say that Father O'Dowd (the world's hottest, poutingist priest) has been having some amusingly depicted Very Bad Thoughts about our favourite gay DJ of late.

Interesting side note: the guy I was massively crushing on last summer bore a striking resemblance to John Paul - watching the gay storylines makes me feel strangely better about the whole situation.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at March 26, 2008 12:50 PM

The hell is the Philly Phanatic? I mean, some kind of fat green bastard mascot, yeah, I get that part...but mascot for what? And just what sort of fat green bastard? Like a lime Jabba the Hut?

Posted by: Sarina at March 26, 2008 12:50 PM

ATO:

Now THIS is unreal. John Paul reminds me completely of a guy I lusted after for the entire year of 1989.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 26, 2008 12:56 PM

First time I saw Mr. Show I almost peed myself and passed out simultaneously from laughing so hard. I'm definitely going to check out Bob and Dave's new show.

Posted by: Lebowski Podcast at March 26, 2008 12:57 PM

Twig,
they can hide anything they want to behind John Barrowman - as long as he's up there snogging Ianto the teaboy, I'm happy to watch! (Oh, and they could throw Captain John in for good measure).
Torchwood is so variable in quality, I've decided to demote my interest to the lowest common denominator, see - then I'm never disappointed. Well, except when there's no bisexual shagging....

I just can't make myself care much about BSG. I've tried, really. I've watched plenty, on the grounds that people keep telling me it's good. But still, I find I forget to watch when it's on and have to catch up later. It's like a duty I'm trying to passive-aggressively avoid.

No more Bionic Woman? Meh. Personally, I'm rather amused by all the publicity being thrown at it over here (Michelle Ryan on the Jonathan Woss show, lots of glossy promos with all the best bits), when I know it's
a) shite; and
b) deaded!

Posted by: Tarn at March 26, 2008 12:58 PM

Sarina, he is the funniest mascot EVER and the insanely beloved mascot of the Philadelphia Phillies. He's a big green...muppet, the costume was created by Jim Henson studios. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5IFQjEW-9g&feature=related

Our choir in high school got to sing the national anthem at a Phillies game on the pitcher's mound, and after we were done singing the Phanatic kept trying to make out with our instructor.

God I can't wait for baseball.

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 12:59 PM

The Philly Phanatic is only the bomb-diggity mascot of the NL East Champion Philadelphia Phillies. Word.

Touch my snout. Love my snout.

Posted by: Seth at March 26, 2008 12:59 PM

Um, am I the only person who didn't like Mr. Show? I thought it was one of those "look at me I'm so smart" shows. NOT funny.

Bob Odenkirk, though, RULED Larry Sanders. And though i, in general, despise David Cross, Tobias Funke was awesome.

Posted by: Sara at March 26, 2008 1:01 PM

Now THIS is unreal. John Paul reminds me completely of a guy I lusted after for the entire year of 1989.

It's because we are the same person damnit. Seriously - it explains everything. There must have been a fuck up in the cosmic soul assignments at some point so that by some weird twist of fate I'm just living out your life 18 years later.

When do I get to move stateside and meet a Mr TheOddDog of my own? I need a timescale here.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at March 26, 2008 1:03 PM

Oh yeah. Holyoakes fucking ruled. Not as awesome as footballers' wives though. That show was the shit. No ONE can do bad tv like the Brits

Posted by: Sara at March 26, 2008 1:04 PM

Could someone please have a word to HBO Asia? I don't think I can wait 2 years for more BSG... I know there are alternatives, but my hard-drive is too full for me to be much more of a thief*.


*We'd all go to jail for Katee Sackhoff, admit it.

Posted by: LuluJ at March 26, 2008 1:07 PM

NL East Champion Philadelphia Phillies

Does this happen in an alternate time and place?

How the hell does Philly sports make it into every single round-up?

Posted by: Melody at March 26, 2008 1:16 PM

do you think one of toni colletes personalities will be a 16 year old pregnant girl?

Posted by: sam at March 26, 2008 1:18 PM

i cannot wait for BsG to come back on. i will not wait until January 2009 to watch it end. i swear i will take hostages if they try to make me wait. god i love that show!

i really like Rose, but i loved Martha Jones. i think she was a great companion for the Doctor, just not romantically. Doctor Who is one of the few shows that i can watch with my 11 year old son and then we can talk about it for days. he has no choice but to become a huge sci-fi dork just like his me. we talk about time travel like normal people discuss sports--or whatever normal people discuss.

i like Torchwood too, although my son likes it more than i do. Captain Jack gets on my nerves. there is just something about him. i haven't started the second series yet, but it isn't as good as Doctor Who.

Posted by: pq at March 26, 2008 1:20 PM

I find Torchwood to be much better in season 2. I think the exposition of S1 was a factor in its unevenness. (Is that a word? I have an English degree, but I don't know if that's a word.)

I love the Phanatic. I think it's something in the water. I admit that the tongue skeeves me a bit. Julie, on the other hand, probably loves the tongue. Is it weird that I think Swoop is hot?

Poor Sarina. I think she needs a lie-down.

Posted by: Nicole at March 26, 2008 1:23 PM

How the hell does Philly sports make it into every single round-up?


Because that's how we roll, Melody.

Posted by: Nicole at March 26, 2008 1:24 PM

See, things like that are why Philly fans are so weird.

That and well, McNabb is still there.

Posted by: Melody at March 26, 2008 1:35 PM

Poor Sarina. I think she needs a lie-down.

Oh my God, I totally do. I had two Monster energy drinks today and I can't stop fidgeting and my hands are shaking a little and I'm really thirsty and I wish I had a bunch of milk to drink and I have a serious craving for carrots. On the plus side, I'm in a crazy good mood now and it's starting to freak people out. I think I'm either gonna have a heart attack at any moment or become invincible and be able to melt stuff with my eyes.

Posted by: Sarina at March 26, 2008 1:39 PM

Julie, on the other hand, probably loves the tongue.

I do.

Is it weird that I think Swoop is hot?

As long as you didn't say Hip Hop, then no :)

Posted by: Julie at March 26, 2008 1:39 PM

I'm so glad James Franco is back to doing funny stuff again. He's a competent dramatic actor, but the things he's been doing since 'Freaks & Geeks' have been, I think, too heavy.

Of course, they were also pretty shit movies, so that could also have something to do with it...

Posted by: Mimi at March 26, 2008 6:35 PM

I'll join the resounding chorus and say it's awesome to see Franco back in comedy. He's much better suited for it.

Also, "Mr.Show", and therefore David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, will always have a special place in my heart.Not only was it what inspired me to watch Arrested Development (I followed Cross's work like a lap dog), BUT it introduced Maynard James Keenan's project, Puscifer,(as a fake band...actually) which is now one of my favorite bands.

Posted by: lux at March 26, 2008 7:16 PM

I have now Netflixed the first DVD of Season 1 of Torchwood twice, and have yet to be able to make it through a whole episode because both DVDs were totally unwatchably scratched. I was going to give up. Maybe I will just start with Season 2 if it is less uneven and then I can backtrack if I am willing to get the same damn DVD from Netflix a third time.

Also, PaddyDog? I was totally tearing up at the end of Family of Blood. Just the idea of the Doctor getting to have a family and a normal life was very Last Temptation of Christ to me and I was so freaking sad I couldn't believe a tv show had done it to me. Although, is that the same DVD with Blink on it? Because I just thought that was a triumph of good writing with no need for special effects (yay stop motion villainy!) and no sonic screwdriver-related deus ex machina fripperies (that I believe someone on here complained about in the past). Those three episodes totally suckered me into abject love for the writers of this show. Esp. the fact that David Tennant is only actually in Blink for like five minutes. I love me some good writing!

Also, regarding Billie Piper, I saw her on the show before I saw one of her music videos, and I was absolutely flabbergasted. I was not expecting the whole low-rent Britney impression (although they make her look weirdly like Mariah Carey). She does play a character who I guess you would call white trash if she were American ("chav" is the word used in one episode), but all I can think of is the episode early on in the first David Tennant series where she is being inhabited by an alternate personality who keeps jumping in and out of her body and I thought she did such a great job not just being the same quick-witted shopgirl that I can't hold her early career against her.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at March 27, 2008 12:38 AM

I had a smart and funny comment for those who haven't seen BSG, then got to "...Jamie Bamber in just a towel" and totally lost that train of thought.

What was the rest of the page about?

Posted by: taylor at March 27, 2008 3:28 AM

Anne:
Regarding "Blink", Steven Moffat is your man. Check out all the episodes he's written if you've not yet. They all tend to win awards each year.

He's real good.
(You may know that perfectly well, but I like pimping him anyway)

Good point about "New New Earth" as well. And such a nice conclusion, a bit like "The Doctor Dances" which pretty much has me tearing up with joy (See: Moffat, Steven)

Oh and FUCKING FINALLY:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/news/cult/news/drwho/2008/03/26/53840.shtml

April 5!! BSG on Friday night and then a Who torrent by Sunday morning. Huzzah!!

Shit I gotta go to work now.

Posted by: Jay at March 27, 2008 7:39 AM

Jay, you just made my Thursday.

Also, DT can use his sonic screwdriver on me any day of the week.

Posted by: Nicole at March 27, 2008 8:32 AM





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