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Movie Poster Airbrush Mystery: Is That Nicole Kidman or Naomi Watts?

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 1, 2011 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 1, 2011 |


And the correct answer is:

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And if you're curious, Trespass is about a couple taken hostage in their own home by Ben Mendelsohn, Cam Gigandet and Liana Liberato. According to the guys over at Slashfilm, the movie is set to be released in mid-October but also has a DVD date of November 1st, which means it won't get much of a theater release at all. Personally, I think the movie exists only to make you less pissed off about the Straw Dogs remake. I mean, sure: A Straw Dogs remake is sacrilege, but what the hell is this? A unofficial remake with Cam Gigandet. If there was ever a guy that deserved to be buried up to his head in a desert and have his eyelids cut off, it's Gigandet, who has never even tried to act his way out of a paper bag because he knows the paper bag is sentient and will try to suffocate him.

Note, also, that that's one sh*tty looking movie poster.



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