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Movie Poster Airbrush Mystery: Is That Nicole Kidman or Naomi Watts?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (29)

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And the correct answer is:

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And if you’re curious, Trespass is about a couple taken hostage in their own home by Ben Mendelsohn, Cam Gigandet and Liana Liberato. According to the guys over at Slashfilm, the movie is set to be released in mid-October but also has a DVD date of November 1st, which means it won’t get much of a theater release at all. Personally, I think the movie exists only to make you less pissed off about the Straw Dogs remake. I mean, sure: A Straw Dogs remake is sacrilege, but what the hell is this? A unofficial remake with Cam Gigandet. If there was ever a guy that deserved to be buried up to his head in a desert and have his eyelids cut off, it’s Gigandet, who has never even tried to act his way out of a paper bag because he knows the paper bag is sentient and will try to suffocate him.

Note, also, that that’s one sh*tty looking movie poster.









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Comments

i was actually going to ask if that was Nicolas Cage first so...

Posted by: haplo at August 1, 2011 11:03 AM

I was going to say Watts, because Nicole Kidman's face is physically incapable of expressing and emotions other than boredom anymore. On second thought it makes sense. Nicole Kidman may be the first actress ever to have something airbrushed onto her face instead of off it.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 1, 2011 11:18 AM

Oh typos. You have over taken me, and I have now become one.

Posted by: Sacrotes_Jihnson at August 1, 2011 11:20 AM

Yeah, I kinda thought that was Harrison Ford at first glance.

Posted by: Carrie at August 1, 2011 11:21 AM

Is that a milk mustache on Ford?

Posted by: Protoguy at August 1, 2011 11:42 AM

I was vacillating between Ford and Christopher Walken.

Posted by: PDamian at August 1, 2011 11:45 AM

Who the fuck is Cam Gigandet? Sounds like an old-timey baseball player. I just asked the husband, and his reply was "Porn music?" (As in, "CamGingandetabow-wow).
And who the fuck keeps giving Nicholas Cage acting jobs?

Posted by: the other courtney at August 1, 2011 11:45 AM

couldn't be watts, she already has one "couple is taken hostage in their own home" movie under her belt.

Posted by: Sinnh at August 1, 2011 12:01 PM

Is good to see Rosanna Arquette getting top billing again.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 1, 2011 12:03 PM

Between his wig and her forehead, I'll bet nobody on set looked either of them in the eye during the entire production.

Posted by: superasente at August 1, 2011 12:13 PM

Cam Gigandet was pretty damn charming (and hot) in Burlesque. Sorry. But I'll admit that I really enjoyed the romance storyline with him and Christina...

Posted by: TurnipTheRadio at August 1, 2011 12:18 PM

i could have sworn that was gary cole reprising his bill lumbergh character from office space.

Posted by: Romeo Cranberry at August 1, 2011 12:27 PM

My money would have been on Amy Adams, actually. Maybe all the ginger-haired actresses are morphing together. Look out, Isla Fisher, you're next!

Posted by: Joel at August 1, 2011 12:27 PM

Nicholas Cage is slowly turning into Frank Langella's impression of Nixon.

Posted by: linny at August 1, 2011 12:48 PM

Slim beat me to Rosanna Arquette. Of course that would be all kinds of creepy given Nic's past with sister Patricia, but also on par with his personality.

Posted by: ed newman at August 1, 2011 1:46 PM

Is it me or does it look like Nic had a stroke? This is a horrible attempt at a movie poster. Those people should be fired.

Posted by: lauwer at August 1, 2011 2:26 PM

I thought he was Patrick Wilson at first.

Posted by: Ryan at August 1, 2011 2:36 PM

Huh, I thought it was Amy Adams.

Posted by: Laura at August 1, 2011 2:42 PM

I was thinking zombie JT Walsh, myself.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at August 1, 2011 3:09 PM

Linny: "Nicholas Cage is slowly turning into Frank Langella's impression of Nixon."

OK, I just spit tea all over my keyboard. Too funny.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 1, 2011 4:13 PM

I thought all the botox eliminated the need for the air brushing? Well, color me "not clear on the concept."

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at August 1, 2011 6:06 PM

Clearly the most egregious insult on this poster is Nic Cage's face, right?

Right?!!!

Posted by: greer at August 1, 2011 6:47 PM

Maybe Harrison Ford and Naomi Watts would have been a better choice for a crappy remake of the Deperate Hours.

Posted by: kirbyjay at August 1, 2011 9:12 PM

I thought it was either Ciaran Hinds or Clive Owen.

Posted by: Figgy at August 2, 2011 1:39 AM

Sinnh beat me to the remake of Funny Games, but between that poster and the quite brief synopsis, that was what I thought of immediately.

Posted by: Reina at August 2, 2011 5:46 AM

I thought it was a trick question. I could have sworn that's Abbie Cornish.

Posted by: The Other Mother at August 2, 2011 2:27 PM

Hello! Very valuable advice on this article!

Posted by: DJ Taylormade at August 4, 2011 3:34 PM

If it weren't for the nose, I would have said Lady Gaga.

Posted by: Shadowen at August 5, 2011 5:46 PM

Saw the entire article. There's quite a few actually useful data here. thankyou. "Men willingly believe what they wish." by Gaius Julius Caesar..

Posted by: Tyson F. Gautreaux at September 12, 2011 6:23 AM