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By Dustin Rowles | Industry | November 10, 2008 |

How many times have we joked both above and below the comment line that, after Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Scary Movies 1 - 47, Disaster Movie, Date Movie, Fat Movie, Skinny Movie, Dumb Movie and Holy Fucking Shit Movie that there’d be nothing left to spoof, leaving Hollywood with nothing left to do but a Movie Movie. In other words: A spoof of a spoof movie.

The powers that be have been reading a lot of Pajiba, folks. And they’ve heard your pleas. This is not the stupidest movie ever — it’s a spoof of the stupidest genre, thereby falling both above and below the stupid meter. You know that whole joke about the space/time continuum ripping apart under the weight of the collective dim-wittedness of Hollywood? Well, the space/time continuum’s space/time continuum just ripped. And my asshole is numb. The truth behind the entire universe is set to be revealed, and it is this: For the last 6,000 years (creationism was right!), we’ve been living in the eternal space between Meat Loaf’s bitch tits. That explains life’s weird odor.

The deets, according to Satan’s newsletter, Variety:

Chevy Chase, Burt Reynolds, Vinnie Jones, Michael Madsen and “Stuttering” John Melendez are spoofing the nonstop flood of spoof films in the upcoming indie comedy “Not Another Not Another Movie.” Chase plays a studio head who quits his floundering company, leaving his ex-con sibling (Madsen) in charge. Soon their equally inept gangster friend (Jones) takes over and assigns a production assistant (David Leo Schultz) to direct a spoof of spoof movies. Reynolds plays an actor playing the director of the chaotic film within the film.

It’s appropriate, I suppose, that in spoofing movies starring largely up-and-coming has beens, Not Another Not Another Movie will feature has-been has beens, or actors that have been has been so long they no longer be, if you get my meaning. Also, a note to writer/director David Murphy: We want royalties, you motherfucker. We know you read the site: You’re a long-time camera operator. What the fuck else do you have to do?

No word on whether Carmen Electra will cameo.

This Is Not a Joke / Dustin Rowles

Industry | November 10, 2008 |

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.

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