Movie 43 Released A Ton Of Pictures And I Still Don't Know What The Hell It Is About

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | January 17, 2013 | Comments ()

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | January 17, 2013 |


This is Gerard Butler as a clearly deranged leprechaun.
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Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott are attempting to make Leprechaun Butler give up his lucky charms, pot o' gold, or take part in Jackass 4.
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Meanwhile, in a high school setting, Coach Terrence Howard gets inspirational with his basketball team.
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Naomi Watts waggles her finger in a student's face and then retires to a home she shares with Liev Schrieber...
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who then proceeds to Forbidden Dance at Homecoming.
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Elsewhere, three non-copyright infringing heroes of possibly super origins yell out in horror as they realize they've wandered right into a clusterf*ck of a movie.
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Or maybe Bat-Sudeikis, Wonder Bibb, and Justin the Male Prodigy are yelling that no one should sit in the seat recently vacated by the clearly bottomless Super-Bell.
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Superbobby sits, alone and chubby, wishing he was that chair.
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HALLE BERRY WANTS YOUR MAN JUICE AND SHE WANTS IT NOW.
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FAAAAAARRRRTS.
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It really sets the mood for this kid to take out his retainer and put the moves on Chloe Moretz. Every girl's crazy 'bout a drool-mouthed man.
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Finally, Emma Stone is forced to stare into the grim visage of Kieran Culkin and realize that this isn't the least attractive Culkin.
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Movie 43 will be worse than if all of the Movie Movies were edited together into one, life-sucking, unfunny, ass-blasting sh*t of a torture device. I sense the novelty of hearing actors and actresses delivering poorly thought-out lines that seek to subvert their public images will serve as the main crutch Farrelly will employ in an attempt to drag the ghost of a laugh from his audience. Or it could be hilarious! Probably not, though.


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