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Yet Another Opportunity For Dustin To Get Creepy

You Know What More Deadpool Means… / TK

Trade News | January 27, 2009 | Comments (33)

Apparently, the filming of X-Men Origins: Wolverine has been somewhat complicated, and as such director Gavin Hood (Tsotsi) is doing some re-shoots. The good news, particularly if you’re the editor of a movie website with a bizarre and sort of uncomfortable obsession with Ryan Reynolds, is that part of those re-shoots will involve more and more Deadpool.

Which is actually pretty cool. Deadpool is an interesting character in the Marvel universe, and Reynolds is actually a pretty good casting choice, so more of him should (hopefully) be a positive thing. Here’s the link with the full story, as well as a nifty character bio for those who aren’t as geeky as Vermillion and don’t have that sort of thing memorized.

Yes, I’m taking shots at everyone today.

Anyway, let’s see if we can get Rowles to explode.

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Comments

Hey hey hey; he's not the only one with an unhealthy obsession TK (coughcoughmandymoorecoughcough)

Posted by: boo at January 27, 2009 11:19 AM

More Deadpool should hopefully equal more sleazy sexual innuendos in the movie. i am on board.

Posted by: Grenadine at January 27, 2009 11:24 AM

Ya know, Ryan Reynolds is man-pretty, but he just doesn't do that much for me.

So far today, I am bored by all Pajibanews.

Sadness. I am at work, the weather sucks, and I feel like shit. I need something, SOMETHING, to lift me from this ennui, and I look to Pajiba to be that something.

Gonna have to do better, y'all.....

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 27, 2009 11:25 AM

Rowles and I will be throwing down after fourth period today behind the gym. His sorry ass knows better than to mess with my boyfriend, and I've bout had enough. My gays will have my back.

In other news, the Wolverine movie is starting to look ridiculous to me. It's also raising my old-skool comic geek hackles the way Emma Frost is tossed in there with a power she only recently acquired.

Shutting up now.

But Rowles, I am taking your ass out. I'm gonna rip out your weave and tear your shirt all to shit. Reynolds is mine.

Posted by: Alabamapink at January 27, 2009 11:30 AM

Dustin Rowles, commie, known degenerate, Al-Queda sympathizer, mall girl...Spartan!?!?!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 27, 2009 11:33 AM

Starting to look ridiculous?

It's really just a consequence of hanging around here, but the casting killed it for me. Ohhhh well. Maybe we'll get a Wolverine movie with Nightcrawler again some day.

Posted by: Jay at January 27, 2009 11:36 AM

I don't know if Dustin exploded, but I sure did. Anyone have some...cleaning wipes or something? Preferrably more than one?

Posted by: Dingles at January 27, 2009 11:40 AM

Wait Emma Frost?

So this movie film for theatres has to tell us all about Deadpoool, Gambit and Emma Frost and still have time to try and work a Wolverine story in there?

... by the guy who wrote Troy?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sob*

Posted by: twig at January 27, 2009 11:41 AM

Did you know if you Google "Ryan Reynolds' Abs", Pajiba is the fifth link to appear?

I suppose I should be glad we're not Number 1 yet - it means we haven't quite become RRANN - the Ryan Reynolds' Abs News Network.

Posted by: Tammy at January 27, 2009 11:51 AM

Seconded, Twig. Wolverine is starting to look like a shitstorm. Don't act like I still won't see it, though. It has some of the best abs in the business.

Posted by: Marra at January 27, 2009 11:56 AM

Wait, there were people who were going to see Wolverine for plot and character development?

...

I'll just show myself out then.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at January 27, 2009 12:03 PM

I got AlabamaPink as a 5:1 favorite in the Pink Vs. Rowles undercard. It could be the fight of the night, but it's Rowles so lets be realistic.

The afternoon bouts will feature SlimWolf Vs. TK at even money with a 3:1 payout if someone gets knocked the fuck out. Personally I think they'll just slap each other and pull hair but...

The co main-event will feature a cage match between Pookie and Vermillion at 3:2. Verm's geek-fu is strong but Pookie swings a big dick (as we are all well aware).

The other main event will be Prisco Vs. The Administrator in a no holds barred pudding pit match. While odds were originally at 1:1 I have it on good authority that Prisco has been "eating right" and therefore is dangerously underweight and weak as a kitten. The Administrator, on the other hand, has been working on his cow tossin' and has trimmed down to a svelt 235. The variable in this match is whether Prisco has the opportunity to employ his patented "Mutton Chop", which can only be countered by the viscious "Neck Beard". Does The Admin know it? We shall have to wait and see.

Odds: 1:3 with a 93.2% chance of bad facial hair.

Posted by: admin at January 27, 2009 12:06 PM

I giggled at "Mutton Chop".

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 27, 2009 12:14 PM

Rowles and I will be throwing down after fourth period today behind the gym.

Where does the ticket queue form?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 27, 2009 12:16 PM

I'm half a continent away and I think I just heard the high pitched screams of Dustin's exploding orgasm.

There are children crying in the streets, man. Don't scare the poor unknowing masses like that!

Posted by: figgy at January 27, 2009 12:21 PM

granting him superhuman levels of stamina in all physical activities.

This is what I got out of that link.

Dirty thoughts... hampering my ability to work... I might have to go do something naughty in the bathroom.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 27, 2009 12:22 PM

OK Pink, I'll be there to cover your back. I'll bring the tubes of super lube to dissuade intruders, and if that doesn't work, we can unleash the Flying Dildo of Death.

Do Not mess with our girl when the Fag Squad is there to protect her!

Posted by: Drake at January 27, 2009 12:24 PM

His real name is "Wade"?

That just killed it for me. All feelings of wanting to jump him just deserted me.

Wade?

What the hell?

Posted by: figgy at January 27, 2009 12:25 PM

The Fox battle/victory in the Watchmen trial pretty much quenched ANY odd and morbid desire to see this film for me. Not to mention, it just doesn't look all that good, and the taste of X3's X-crement still hasn't washed out.

If Taken isn't the ass kicking spectacle it should be, I'm personally going over there and slapping around the head of the studio until I can literally see the sense sinking into his cerebral cortex. (Though, the head of the studio will probably kill themselves after that happens, because they'll look at the 2008-2009 release schedules and realize what they green lit.)

Posted by: Mike R. at January 27, 2009 12:30 PM

Wade... Sometimes the name makes the man, sometime the name forces the man to make himself. If Sir Ryan had had a cool name perhaps he would not have become the sheer force of abs and sarcasm that he is today.

It's the Dick Butkus rule. Once his parents named him Dick Butkus, he was either going to commit suicide by age 15 or become the meanest son of a bitch ever to stalk a football field.

Posted by: stipe42 at January 27, 2009 12:33 PM

If Sir Ryan had had a cool name perhaps he would not have become the sheer force of abs and sarcasm that he is today.

I had a biology teacher in University named Blaise Maffia. I always wondered what his childhood was like with that name.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at January 27, 2009 12:36 PM

Wait, there were people who were going to see Wolverine for plot and character development?

That's what's so funny. As a comic book movie, I would. But this particular one looks like a horny Pajiba comment...actually it probably is, coincidentally or not...and I can't see the comic book movie anymore. I been shut out! And that's sad, because Danny Huston looks pretty cool.

Posted by: Jay at January 27, 2009 12:42 PM

Am I the only one who wants to dip Ryan Reynolds in strawberry yogurt and lick it all off?

Posted by: Clee Shay at January 27, 2009 12:52 PM

I swear to godtopus I had a legitimate comment to make, but I got so lost in the glory of the name Blaise Maffia that I forgot what I was going to write.

Be on the look out for the young adult novels The Adventures of Blaise Maffia: Kid Gangster!

Posted by: Kayanne at January 27, 2009 12:53 PM

Blaise Maffia He probably got beat up all the time by Pascal groupies. There can be only one Blaise.

Posted by: stipe42 at January 27, 2009 1:07 PM

Genny

Troy's opening shot was Brad Pitt's glorious golden bare ass and it wasn't enough to save Troy.

I love senseless action in the pursuit of hot man meat as much as the next housebound twitchy CHUD but there is a limit of suck through which even Those Abs cannot rise above. It was very nearly Blade: Trinity.

Also, Emma Frost is a personal favorite character and I hate to think how they'll shred her. Her combination of icy bitch queen and actual decent humanity deserves a better movie.

Posted by: twig at January 27, 2009 1:13 PM

Kayanne, I'm glad I was able to brighten your day.

twig, if it were JUST Ryan Reynolds, this would definitely be going on my "rent in about a year" list. But it's got Ryan Reynolds AND Tim Riggins (aka Taylor Kitsch) AND Hugh Jackman. It's like a smörgåsbord of delicious men. Troy, in contrast, only had Brad Pitt, Eric Bana (which I've never gotten the fuss about, must be the ears and weak chin) and Orlando Bloom if you're into that kind of thing.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at January 27, 2009 1:46 PM

You can't go wrong with more of everyone's favorite Merc-with-a-mouth!

Posted by: Melissa at January 27, 2009 2:01 PM

Ah, yes, dammitjanet, lest we forget this one also has our dear Mr. Schreiber in it... as previously discussed.

Give Reynolds some credit; he's pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Nadha at January 27, 2009 2:49 PM

Don't cream your jeans just yet, the character deadpool becomes horribly disfigured, causing him to wear the mask shown in the picture. Enjoy the pretty while you still can, cause things are gonna get ugly...

Posted by: Smatt584 at January 27, 2009 5:57 PM

Clee Shay Am I the only one who wants to dip Ryan Reynolds in strawberry yogurt and lick it all off?

Nope, although I'd probably go with peach. It goes better with his coloring.

Posted by: Drake at January 27, 2009 6:20 PM

Wheee! Canadian! New Mutants! I'm so embarrassingly excited!

Also - take this Rowles - I apparently went to high school with Ryan. For three years. Didn't notice him, and it says he failed drama (that woulda been VERY hard to accomplish at Kits High). My brother-in-law was in his grade and said he was a bit of a geek.

Tangent.

Posted by: replica at January 27, 2009 9:35 PM

They're actually filming these things at my school right now in Vancouver. There's a prison-camp looking set that they built last weekend right outside the building that houses the Faculty of Arts, which is funny but annoying since it gets in the way of going to classes. A word to those who aren't lucky enough to go to UBC: they film a lot of stuff here, and it always looks shitty; like Renaissance Faire Fake Castle shitty. But hey, at least there was a picture of an explosion outside of my department's office on the front page of the school newspaper.

Posted by: Meg at January 28, 2009 10:57 PM


















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