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"Monday Night Football" Fires the Good One, Leaves the Boring One and the Blowhard

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (19)



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Despite solid-ratings that are basically critic-proof — if you’re an NFL fan, you watch “Monday Night Football” regardless of who is in the booth — ESPN has seen fit to dump their best talent in the booth, Ron Jaworski. Jaws is one of the smartest guys in football, a strong analyst, and the only guy in the “Monday Night Football” booth that actually brings anything interesting to the conversation. ESPN, however, has decided to go with a two-man booth, allowing the boring guy, Mike Tirico, to bounce his banality off of the blowhard, Jon Gruden, who is probably the worst football commentator on TV. He’s the Joe Buck of the NFL. Everything Gruden says is loud, overly enthusiastic, and often vaguely sexual. When he interviews other NFL players, it sounds less like an interview and more like a first date. He’s insufferable. My guess, too, is that Philly folk will be more upset about this news than anyone, given the fondness most Philadelphians have for Jaworski. (Profootballtalk)

Speaking of football, however, Peter Berg has given an update on the Fright Night Lights movie that will almost certainly never happen. He says that the script is nearly finished, and right now it’s all a matter of scheduling. The good news is that Jason Katims (who ran the TV show and now runs “Parenthood” wrote the script, which is said to parallel the predicament that Mike Leach faced at Texas Tech — he was fired after he was wrongly accused of mistreating a player with a concussion. The schedules of Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton and the rest of the cast, however, are not syncing. Given the size of the ensemble and the various projects many are preoccupied with, it seems unlikely they will sync any time soon. (Slashfilm)









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Comments

I love the NFL but don't care for MNF. There is nothing special about it despite their efforts. It's just another game. In fact, I hate when my team is on Monday night. It completely throws off the Sunday ritual and forces me to wait another day for my football fix.

Having said that, Jaws was a good commentator. Though the best sports commentator is just someone I can tolerate having to listen to. The vast majority of them are terrible and don't really understand the game.

Posted by: Dave at February 15, 2012 3:42 PM

Jaworski is indeed the most talented in that booth, but in a kind of "skinniest kid at fat camp" kind of way. I don't care for his bluster and his incessant need to talk about himself, but he's certainly superior to the coma-inducing Tirico, and a monkey eating its own feces would be better than Chucky, that worthless goober.

Posted by: Ghisent at February 15, 2012 3:51 PM

I love the NFL and FNL but don't get ESPN so no MNF on my TV. Also, do not PBR me ASAP.

Posted by: branded at February 15, 2012 3:59 PM

Jaws is a lot smarter and interesting than Gruden, for sure. But Joe Buck is the wrong comparison...Buck is the single most boring play-by-play guy in broadcasting. Where Gruden gets excited, Buck never changes the tone of his voice. Even during game 6 of the World Series--the most exciting finish to a WS game in many years--Buck did not change his tone and strangely failed to even acknowledge the palpable crowd excitement.
Sorry to turn this into a Joe Buck rant but I truly can't understand why this guy continues to get work.

Posted by: dagnabbit at February 15, 2012 4:15 PM

Way to make me read a post that was 90% MNF, 10% sad trade news, and 0% that blonde girl whose name escapes me but that I would still ravish from here to Dillon TX and back.

You bastard.

Posted by: Alabaster Salamander at February 15, 2012 4:26 PM

Joe Buck is the Joe Buck of the NFL.

Posted by: Me at February 15, 2012 4:53 PM

Boy you hit the nail right on the head. Bullseye.

I cannot stand Gruden. I keep hoping some team hires him so he can get off the airways.

Posted by: John W at February 15, 2012 5:13 PM

Ron Jaworski is not a good commentator. That being said, I agree with Ghisent's skinny kid comparison. Jon "this guy" Gruden is a blowhard that seems kind of dumb. And Jaworski is a blowhard who seems overly into his own analysis. Tirico is a placeholder. It's apparently an unpopular choice, but I'd actually go with Collingsworth on most occasions. When he seems to genuinely analyze and not just spout NFL approved things, it's well done.

Posted by: enon at February 15, 2012 5:27 PM

Gruden may be annoying, but he's no Joe Buck. That guy is a straight asshole. I'm close to just watching sports with no sound rather than listen to that jerk.

Posted by: =DocDoom= at February 15, 2012 5:47 PM

Jaws may have been a poor commentator, but at least he knew football and he was miles ahead of Tirico. Gruden? He's a shithead. I'll watch MNF with the mute button depressed, and provide my own commentary, viz.:

"There's the snap - Campbell rolls right and hands off to Pratt - and he's pulled down and beaten like a rented mule at the 24!"

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 15, 2012 6:26 PM

All3 are bad, or at least all 3 are bad as presently constituted.

Gruden has to suck every players dick and do his best not to step on any toes or criticize anyone to harshly or at all. Note his trademark "Now THIS GUY is GREAT!" after every mediocre play.

Jaws speaks in nothing but short burst snippets that sounds like he has note cards in front of him. No really commentary from him, just ESPN studio shit in the the booth

Torico is just "meh", take him or leave him it makes no difference.

The problem is there was no fluidity. Just a bunch of guys talking in short, innocuous bursts like each was in a sound proof box and couldn't hear the other.

Posted by: A Guy. at February 15, 2012 7:04 PM

Phil Simms is the worst color guy in the NFL and Collinsworth can blow him. I usually turn the sound off and put the radio on and have Gil Santos do the play by play for the Patriots

Posted by: Kirbyjay at February 15, 2012 7:33 PM

Are you kidding? The most talent "Jaws" has showed in the both is trying to stick as many players dicks in his mouth as humanly possible at one time (3?). He refuses to criticize any player or to acknowledge that they are not the best player in the league at that position.

Don't get me wrong THIS GUY Gruden is not much better, but he is capable of providing analysis.

Posted by: PuffMatty at February 15, 2012 7:55 PM

Damn, Jaws has the best nickname in football: The Polish Rifle. I often insist that Mr. Poundcake refer to me with that moniker.
Though I am neither Polish. Nor do I own a gun. Whatever.

Posted by: Lemon Poundcake at February 15, 2012 8:36 PM

Wow. That header pic and headline combo is quite misleading innit?

Posted by: Scott at February 15, 2012 10:29 PM

Wrong. Jon Gruden is one of the best talents currently working in NFL play by play. Maybe he didn't go to school for broadcasting, but he knows the game and has the balls to speak his opinion. Joe Buck is a plague on play-by-play, and to compare Gruden to him is not only ridiculous, but downright wrong. Its a nice attempt at trying to impose your ignorant, art-school opinions on the world of sports, but Gruden is good. And your first mistake is trying to turn a review of an NFL broadcast into a review of a disgusting Ron Howard production.

Posted by: DragonTeet at February 15, 2012 10:59 PM

Minka Kelly is the boring one, right?

Posted by: SaBrina at February 17, 2012 2:26 AM

Couldn't agree more, well written article.

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