You Will Respect Miley Cyrus as an Actress. Damnit.
Anyway, thankfully, after Hannah Montana the movie is released, we apparently never have to see another Hannah Montana movie again. Our little pop-twit is growing up before our very eyes! In fact, she's decided to go in a different, more mature direction. (No. Not porn. Jeez). She's decided to get her hands dirty with one of those gritty, hardscrabble Nicholas Sparks flicks. You know, like The Notebook. In fact, Nicholas Sparks -- who scribbles out his novels on toilet paper while he's taking his morning constitutional -- is writing a screenplay specifically for Miley. The film will be called The Last Song, and will be directed by newcomer, Julie Ann Robinson (who has directed a few episodes of "Big Love," "Weeds" and "Grey's Anatomy"). The Last Song is about a rebellious teenager sent to spend the summer with her estranged father.
And let me guess: Her father lives on a farm?
God, I hope there's lots of singing. Shrilly, ear-piercing pop songs that make your heart just float! And a pillow fight! Let there be a pillow fight!
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