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Posted by: Aislinn at August 15, 2011 11:07 AM
what decade is he going to this time? the eighties?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1U1Ue_5kq8
Posted by: yastobaal at August 15, 2011 11:09 AM
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up for me.
Posted by: MonkeyHateClean at August 15, 2011 11:09 AM
Wrong again, TK. I shat myself instead. I WIN!
Posted by: branded at August 15, 2011 11:11 AM
Oh just set it in the nineties again, and do it all Back to the Future 2 style, where he's weaving in and out of the events of the first movie.
Does that sound like an awful idea? Yeah, but they've already OK'd AP4, so they may as well go full asshole with it.
Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 15, 2011 11:14 AM
@Socrates_Johnson, between your comment and Rowles going on about ass to mouth in the Trade News post, this site is positively pornographic today.
Posted by: Groundloop at August 15, 2011 11:18 AM
Austin teams up with the Scooby Gang and the Smurfs to battle the Decepticons who are lead by a robot voiced by Dane Cook. Katherine Heigl plays the love interest, with cameos by Kevin James, Val Kilmer, Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Jedward, Toby Keith, the Black Eyed Peas and William Shatner.
Now THAT'S full asshole.
Posted by: Mrcreosote at August 15, 2011 11:20 AM
Two questions:
1) When you say Scooby gang, do you mean the Whedon Scoobies or Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, and the great dane himself? Either way, Sarah Michelle Gellar approves.
2) What does it say about me that, aside from the casting, I would watch the hell outta that movie?
Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 15, 2011 11:26 AM
1. The movie scoobies. Freddie Prinze Jr. is the worst actor currently roaming the planet. Summer Catch is the worst movie in the history of mankind.
2. The worse I make this pitch, the likelier it will get made.
Posted by: Mrcreosote at August 15, 2011 11:33 AM
Hmm, the haid all 'splodey and all.
About sums it all up for me, TK. Have some aspirin.
Posted by: The Wanderer at August 15, 2011 11:33 AM
The real question is what took him so long.
Posted by: xoxoxoe at August 15, 2011 11:59 AM
Austin Powers: The Stench of Career Decomp*
(*a pungent odor not unlike dumpster sludge & low-tide crotch funk)
Posted by: bleujayone at August 15, 2011 12:19 PM
I'm too disturbed by bleujayone's vivid scent description to comment on this post.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 15, 2011 12:34 PM
Someone somewhere will stop this monstrosity. They'll go, "Hey, how much money did the Love Guru make?" and financiers will run like rats from a fire.
Posted by: superasente at August 15, 2011 1:07 PM
GUYS! IT'S NOT. FUCKING. SHREK. YES its the FOURTH film in ANOTHER CRAPPY FRANCHISE but it IS NOT FUCKING SHREK. IT IS NOT SHREK.
IT IS NOT SHREK.
Posted by: Nadine at August 15, 2011 1:15 PM
Well I'm glad there's someone around here who knows how to savor the small victories.
Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 15, 2011 1:39 PM
cameos by Kevin James, Val Kilmer, Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Jedward, Toby Keith, the Black Eyed Peas and William Shatner
Why you gotta hurt Val Kilmer like that? Just because he's packed on a few pounds doesn't mean he deserves to be lumped in with the untalented.
Posted by: MM at August 15, 2011 1:47 PM
If he incorporates his Love Guru character into the movie, I'm there!
Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 15, 2011 1:49 PM
with cameos by Kevin James, Val Kilmer, Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Jedward, Toby Keith, the Black Eyed Peas and William Shatner.
Now THAT'S full asshole.
It's not FULL asshole until Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller are involved.
Posted by: MonkeyHateClean at August 15, 2011 2:14 PM
If Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller are both involved that's not full asshole, that's the Apocalypse.
Posted by: Mrcreosote at August 15, 2011 2:26 PM
IT IS NOT SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Sorry. I'm incapable of separating my political agenda from my everyday life. Fuckin' Wall-E needs to be STOPPED
Posted by: Nadine at August 15, 2011 2:55 PM
Better Austin 4 than the Love Guru 2.
Posted by: Some Guy at August 15, 2011 9:19 PM
Austin Powers: When All Else Really HAS Failed.
Posted by: Dave Shepherd at August 16, 2011 12:57 AM
Well good. My friend that has made a career off of impersonating the Mike Myers characters should be able to continue making a living, he is apparently doing a better job of it than Mike Myers.
Posted by: MRod at August 16, 2011 10:40 AM
"..... and then she shat on a turtle ...!!!" That is what Austin Powers movies are, shat on a turtle. But I love them nonetheless. I shall be first in line to see it in the theatre ..... FUCK YOU, Harry Potter!!!!!
Posted by: handy_man at August 17, 2011 1:03 AM
You never go full asshole.
Posted by: duckandcover at August 17, 2011 2:28 AM
HA! @duckandcover - You took the words right outta my brain pan.
Posted by: thecloofer at August 17, 2011 6:48 AM
Didn't he once say that he'd be happy doing two hundred of these?
Well, fuck you very much, Mr. Meyers.