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High-Rent Character Actor Takes Low-Rent Twilight Role

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (14)



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Michael Sheen, who has recently been cast as Tony Blair for the third time (opposite Julianne Moore’s Hillary Clinton), is not exactly taking his career in a direction I’d hope. He’s got five decent projects on the horizon, including the amazing-looking Damned United, and a psychological thriller, Unthinkable, opposite Samuel Jackson, as well as a role as the White Rabbit in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland.

And now we can add the next Twilight movie, New Moon. In it, Sheen — who has (gloriously) played a werewolf in all three Underwold movies — will now jump the Underwold fence and play a vampire. He’s set to play Aro, the leader of the Volturi, an Italian coven of vampires, in the Chris Weitz directed film. In the film, Bella (Kristen Stewart) will be drawn toward the werewolves while being threatened by the Volturi. I’m sure our Stephenie Meyer fans have a much better understanding of what’s going on there, though I doubt any could explain how the hell Weitz managed to snag one of the best character actors around to play the part. You just don’t go from an Oscar-nominated film to … Twilight, even if he does play long-haired bad-ass incredibly well (Jesus: Explain how Tony Blair got so fucking ripped?)









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Comments

Michael Sheen in Twilight = Me not falling asleep (and probably enjoying the film) when he's on screen. Can we re-write the film a little and throw in Frank Langella as Bella's long lost grandfather...Abraham Van Helsing, the Second?

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at April 13, 2009 9:23 AM

Damn me for showing my nerd colors, but it is called New Moon, not THE New Moon... feel free to throw stones...
Oh, and Sheen is drippingly hott.

Posted by: Lady Radcliffe at April 13, 2009 9:33 AM

Italian vampires? I won't buy it unless they live at home with their mamas and chase you down on their Vespas.

Sorry, I had to.

Posted by: Kolby at April 13, 2009 9:50 AM

GOD DAMN IT!!!

i fucking knew they'd find a way to make me want to see this!


SHEEEEEEEEEEEEN! WHY?!

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2009 9:53 AM

I haven't read the twilight books, and do not intend to, but over at cracked they have an excellent summary of them:
http://www.cracked.com/topic/36-twilight/

Posted by: fifteenkeys at April 13, 2009 10:18 AM

Twilight, you just keep finding new ways to make me hate your guts. And I say this as someone who hated the fucking Underworld movies.

Posted by: George at April 13, 2009 10:24 AM

I hope he knows what he's getting in to. The Twilight curse may strike (ie; gossip columns picking apart the stars with relish). Mind you, Pattinson & Stewart do seem to be asking for adverse publicity by toking publicly, not showering, having (alleged) romantic triangles, etc. Sheen has class, so he should be ok. He might even make it watchable.

I finally caught the film on an overnight flight - 3am, I'd exhausted the viewing possibilities, you know how it goes...
Nobody told me it was a comedy. I woke my seatmate up with my giggling. The OTT pretty-vamp makeup, overdone soulful looks and yearning, running through trees at superspeed, Big Love in funny-looking dreads, the dialogue.... hilarious!

Wait - it's not a comedy? Oh, my bad.....

Posted by: Tarn at April 13, 2009 10:30 AM

That's it. Sheen loses all of his "Serious Actor" points. He has to start over from zero. Get to work, buddy.

Posted by: stardust savant at April 13, 2009 11:16 AM

Ciaooooooo.

Posted by: Jay at April 13, 2009 11:31 AM

Oh, Michael, how can you do this to me? I gave you my love and devotion and what do you do to me in return? Turn into another useless paycheck whore. We're through!

Posted by: Carolina Girl at April 13, 2009 11:38 AM

I knew this bad news would be here.

Posted by: Cindy at April 13, 2009 11:48 AM

Oh. Holy. Shit. No. God, no.

While I agree with Tarn in that I'm sure Sheen will be fine and not end up in the celebrity madness that surrounds KStew and RPattz, just. No. Please, no. Can't he just do another Underworld movie? Because those, at least, have some dignity.

Relatively.

Posted by: joannie at April 13, 2009 1:43 PM

Is it weird that I find the title photo of Michael Sheen hot, when I've never found him attractive before?

It's the Viggo Mortensen/Hugh Jackman syndrome. I never find them attractive unless they're covered in blood and sweat and hair.

Posted by: figgy at April 13, 2009 2:48 PM

I wont see Underworld for Sheen, I wont see this for Sheen.

This prooves it

There is no Film Godtopus and we are alone in a cold, uncaring universe of horribleness.


I'm going to go and lie down and die now.

Posted by: Nadine at April 13, 2009 6:20 PM


















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