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Michael Bay Has A "Passion Project," And It Isn't A Hot Chick In Front Of A Wall Of Explosions

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | December 10, 2012 | Comments ()


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First of all, it looks like Mark Wahlberg is trying to pull a Hamm in his pants in this poster. Moving on, Michael Bay (BOOM! ASPLODE!) has got a little project starring Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson as a couple of bodybuilders that kidnap someone to make a bit of money, as all the smartest people tend to do. Of course, everything goes wrong and the duo end up in the Murder Circle Of Life. Gaze upon the poster (and Wahlberg's pants).
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Pain & Gain is, as pointed out on the poster, a true story of two Miami bodybuilders. I find this interesting, because I'm guessing that Bay was sitting in his mansion, surrounded by life-sized Transformers, wracking his brain about how he could include an airplane exploding. Hell, even a store front exploding onto a sidewalk full of people. "Are you sure they didn't have a workout bench that was actually a robot from another planet?" Bay would ask screenwriters Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely (both wrote Captain America: The First Avenger). "Sorry, Mr. Bay," they would reply. Bay would then sadly shuffle into his back yard and throw Black Cat firecrackers at his menagerie of innocent bystanders.

Pain & Gain also stars Anthony Mackie, Ed Harris, Tony Shalhoub, Rob Corddry, Rebel Wilson, Bar Paly, and a severed hand.
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  • googergieger

    Rock? Marky Mark? Pain and Gain? So are we totally one hundred percent sure this just isn't some multi billionaire's incredibly pricey gay for pay porno? Cause I'm pretty sure it'd be the same guy responsible for making that one power ranger do gay porn.

  • stardust

    In lieu of explosions, the Baynis will stuff that true story so full of improbable shit that it squeaks.

  • AngelenoEwok

    The header pic is FLAGRANT false advertising. I'd like to make a complaint to management.

  • lowercase_ryan

    My Griz Bear will shoot your Shia Bear, right in the junk!

  • Miss Laaw-yuhr

    I'm sorry, but I will be completely unable to watch this unless a generic underwear model can be found sprawling across various inanimate (yet erotic) objects in bedroom eyed, open mouthed anticipation.

  • logan

    That poster made me think The Rock and Marky Mark were inmates and The Rock is wearing the pants in the family if you know what I'm saying and I think you do.

  • e jerry powell

    A chihuahua mounting a Great Dane.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    The explosion is in my pants.

  • e jerry powell

    That's gonna be a mess.

  • lowercase_ryan

    That pic with the hand looks like next season on the Walking Dead.

    And Wahlberg would totally Hamm his pants on purpose.

  • e jerry powell

    Wasn't his entire first career about Hamming his pants?

  • lowercase_ryan

    no no, his first occupation was making you dance.

  • e jerry powell

    Oh, not me specifically. And okay, let's say his entire second career.

  • BlackRabbit

    What about an explosion OF hot chicks? Babe-bombs?

  • True_Blue

    And the babe-bombs would be wearing Victoria's Secret lingerie.

  • But is it an explosion in front of a wall of hot chicks?

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