The latest Spider-man casting rumor: Anton Yelchin for Harry Osborne. Nevermind the fact that no one even knows if Harry Osborne will be in the film (that said: I like Yelchin, and if Osborne is in it, I’d be OK with his casting). (Slashfilm)
For those following the fallout from Ed Norton getting kicked to the Bruce Banner curb, the actor has now released his own statement. And even if he did allow his agent to do the dirty work for him, Norton himself is taking the high ground. It’s classy. And hell, it might even be sincere.
Amanda Seyfried is the first to join Andrew Niccol’s (Gattaca) I’m.mortal, a sci-fi flick about a world that never ages, but only the rich stay alive permanently. You had me at Niccol. Seyfried sure doesn’t hurt. (Variety)
For the curious, here’s an early look at Russell Brand in the Arthur remake, which will also star Jennifer Garner, Helen Mirren, and Nick Nolte:
Aidan Gillen (Tommy Carcetti in “The Wire,”) has joined the cast of HBO’s “Game of Thrones.” (THR)
And finally, here’s Whoopi Goldberg, basically the only person in the world who has come to the defense of Mel Gibson. Sort of. She says he’s not a racist, and then blames the anti-Semetic tirade of a few years back on the alcohol, and then suggests that he’s not drunk in the most recent rant. So … I hope to God these statements came out before yesterday’s recorded phone message was released, because after that, not even Hitler would defend Mel Gibson.
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"Drunk" is a bullshit excuse. Alcohol doesn't give you a whole new personality. It just allows you do to stuff you know you're not supposed to do or you're afraid to do sober.
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 13, 2010 7:38 AM
Word, Tracer. Fucking WORD
Posted by: Nadine at July 13, 2010 7:52 AM
HAS ANY RELATIONSHIP EVER WORKED WITH YOUUU!
NOOO!!!!
Posted by: the new transported man at July 13, 2010 7:58 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKIN SMIIILE, AAAND BLOOOW MEEE!
CUZ I DESERVE IT!
Posted by: the new transported man at July 13, 2010 8:00 AM
I NEED A FUCKIN' WOMAN!
Posted by: the new transported man at July 13, 2010 8:02 AM
Agree with Tracer, alcohol lowers one's inhibitions. Agree with Whoopi that he is not drunk on this rant. Doesn't seem to be blurring his speech. Same with the just released second audio tape. He is however, in my humble opinion, batshit insane. I would love to pick his brain to diagnose him. Then make him eat said brain, Hannibal Lecter-Ray Liotta style.
Posted by: Viking at July 13, 2010 8:03 AM
THIS IS MEEEEAN!!!
YOU GET IT? YOU GET IT NOW?
WHAT MEEEEAN IS?!?
Posted by: the new transported man at July 13, 2010 8:03 AM
And then the funny parts stop, & it's just sad & scary.
Posted by: the new transported man at July 13, 2010 8:07 AM
I would think it would be hard to smile and blow someone. You really need your mouth to be in an "O" shape to perform that particular act correctly.
I would have never picked Aidan Gillen to play Littlefinger, but damn! he seems rather perfect for the role. He does cold and backstabbing flawlessly. And he's so pretty.
Posted by: Scully at July 13, 2010 8:16 AM
the new transported man you freaked my shit right out then and I don't know why.
I have a weird high going on at the moment like I'm buzzed on SO MUCH caffeine which I'm just not and your posts tapped right into it and ascared me
Posted by: Nadine at July 13, 2010 8:21 AM
Also, I fucking love Ed Norton's statement. It's classy and sincere or not, suck it Marvel
Posted by: the new transported man at July 13, 2010 8:23 AM
I've had friends say/do some pretty bad things, and yet they remain my friends. In a world of flawed human beings, isn't loyalty necessary? Good for her.
Posted by: sansho1 at July 13, 2010 8:23 AM
Whoopi lost me when she characterized Roman Polanski's acts as "not rape rape."
OMG the new transported man that is AWSE and thank you but I shall have to forward it to myself as I'm at a computer with no fucking speakers!!
But still, teeeeeeeeeeeheheheeee
Posted by: Nadine at July 13, 2010 8:41 AM
You need to stop plugging the Spider-Man crap.
Laughingstock incoming.
Again, reboot how many months after the last run?
Bringing back the Osbornes?
What's going to make this set different from the last?
Yeah, thought so.
Posted by: Recondite at July 13, 2010 8:42 AM
Whoopi also defended Polanski's actions as "not rape rape" and defended Michael Vick by saying that black culture is just different. Oooookay, Whoopi, you're a terrible person--we get it.
Posted by: Kate at June at July 13, 2010 8:55 AM
Kate, when Whoopi said black culture was 'just different' she means like ' dogs ripping one another to pieces is totally an ancient tradition carried over from Africa' or is she actually debasing her own race by collectively calling them dog fight supporters?
Because, Whoopi, I know a few of the chocolateJibans(delicious!) and I'm very confident they dont support dog fighting.
Damn it Whoopi.
Posted by: Nadine at July 13, 2010 9:07 AM
Whoopi lost me when she characterized Roman Polanski's acts as "not rape rape."
-Sure it wasn't "rape rape", it was CHILD RAPE. Even prison inmates know the difference. That's why pedophiles are often put in solitary for their own safety. You know it's bad when hardened criminals collectively look at you as shit under their shoes.
I seem to recall Whoopi and her then boyfriend Ted Danson causing a stir when Danson made an appearance in full black-face at a Friars' Club roast, and then defended the whole thing saying people didn't "get the joke". While I don't believe either of them were doing it to be hurtful, it wasn't funny, it was in very bad taste and it would have been far more sincere if they had said as much rather than blame people for being disgusted.
I don't know why Whoopi insists on being an advocate for people who do rotten things, but I think she really needs to stop defending the indefensible. I don't need someone to translate what these acts REALLY mean- they do a very good job speaking for themselves. Some people are assholes who do assholey things and really do not warrant excuses from other people.
Posted by: bleujayone at July 13, 2010 9:10 AM
Considering I have spent the last 6 months or so writing a novel not knowing that it has the same plot as Niccol's I'm.mortal, this news does indeed razz my berries. It razzes them good. :(
Posted by: Cree83 at July 13, 2010 9:16 AM
Cree83 I dont know what to say to that apart from I'm sorry and that sucks SO hard.
Keep going with it though! Yours is probably better!
Posted by: Nadine at July 13, 2010 9:20 AM
Carcetti as Littlefinger is genius. Everytime I think I can't get any more excited about this series, they announce some new bit of casting news that gets me even more excited.
It's not only the fact that they are pulling in some great actors to fill roles, but also the fact of the characters they are casting. They recently announced casting the roles of characters like Syrio Florel and Rast (one of black brothers Yoren is taking up to the Wall). I love the fact that they are casting these roles, it means that they are really delving deep and not cutting out big swaths of coolness.
Also, the casting of Conan Stevens as Gregor Clegane is inspired.
Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 13, 2010 9:47 AM
When is the epic awfulness going to get Whoopi kicked out of the public eye? Can it be soon,please?
Posted by: DeckOfficer!! at July 13, 2010 9:50 AM
The continuing presence of Whoopie anywhere in the universe baffles me. How old are "Ghost" and "Sister Act," and how did she get a lifetime pass out of them?
Posted by: , at July 13, 2010 10:00 AM
Whoopi thinks she's bad ass by flying in the face of this absolutely idefensible behavior.
Or she's so twisted herself that this shit is minor.
Either way quit giving her a pltform to defend these people. PLEASE.
Posted by: logan at July 13, 2010 10:10 AM
Rast (one of black brothers Yoren is taking up to the Wall).
No, Forbiddendonut, Rast is already at the Wall. He's one of the bullies there. The whole Yoren trip to the Wall part doesn't take place until Book 2.
Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 13, 2010 10:18 AM
It's like every exaggerated characterization on South Park has come to life, not exaggerated at all, but really quite accurate. Remember when they portrayed Mel as a nutter hopping around his mansion with face painted, screaming and babbling nonsensically? Actually, they may have downplayed his crazy. I don't remember South Park Mel telling Kyle and Stan to blow him.
Posted by: Slash at July 13, 2010 10:29 AM
Excerpt from the New York Daily News:
Roman Polanski's most compelling defender is the woman he raped at Jack Nicholson's house when she was just 13.
Now 45, Samantha Geimer is a mother of three who lives quietly in Hawaii and works as a bookkeeper.
In January, Geimer, who publicly forgave Polanski in 1997, filed a formal request that Los Angeles prosecutors drop the charges against him.
"I have survived, indeed prevailed, against whatever harm Mr. Polanski may have caused me as a child," she said at the time. "I got over it a long time ago."
Geimer said Polanski had paid, and she wanted to move on and stop reliving the details of the assault every time he made headlines.
"True as they may be, the continued publication of those details causes harm to me, my beloved husband, my three children and my mother," she said.
In 2003, she wrote a generous Op-Ed in the Los Angeles Times, saying Polanski should not be barred from receiving a Best Director Oscar for "The Pianist."
"I don't really have any hard feelings toward him, or any sympathy, either. He is a stranger to me," she wrote.
The last time Geimer saw Polanski she was a 13-year-old aspiring model lured to a house in the Hollywood Hills for a photo shoot. Polanski plied her with champagne and a Quaalude and took nude pictures of her in a hot tub, despite her requests to go home.
She told the grand jury Polanski then had sex with her and that she was afraid to resist "much."
The director later pleaded guilty to having sex with a minor.
"What happened that night, it's hard to believe, but it paled in comparison to what happened to me in the next year of my life," she said last year, when she appeared in a documentary about problems with the case.
In the end, she was relieved when Polanski fled because reporters stopped calling.
"He did something really gross to me, but it was the media that ruined my life," she told People in 1997.
Posted by: superasente at July 13, 2010 10:49 AM
Which begs the question- is Whoopi a moron, or just incredibly naive?
Posted by: Oracle at July 13, 2010 11:18 AM
LA Times Op-Ed: February 23, 2003|Samantha Geimer
I met Roman Polanski in 1977, when I was 13 years old. I was in ninth grade that year, when he told my mother that he wanted to shoot pictures of me for a French magazine. That's what he said, but instead, after shooting pictures of me at Jack Nicholson's house on Mulholland Drive, he did something quite different. He gave me champagne and a piece of a Quaalude. And then he took advantage of me.
It was not consensual sex by any means. I said no, repeatedly, but he wouldn't take no for an answer. I was alone and I didn't know what to do. It was scary and, looking back, very creepy. Those may sound like kindergarten words, but that's the way it feels to me. It was a very long time ago, and it is hard to remember exactly the way everything happened. But I've had to repeat the story so many times, I know it by heart.
We pressed charges, and he pleaded guilty. A plea bargain was agreed to by his lawyer, my lawyer and the district attorney, and it was approved by the judge. But to our amazement, at the last minute the judge went back on his word and refused to honor the deal.
Worried that he was going to have to spend 50 years in prison -- rather than just time already served -- Mr. Polanski fled the country. He's never been back, and I haven't seen him or spoken to him since.
Looking back, there can be no question that he did something awful. It was a terrible thing to do to a young girl. But it was also 25 years ago -- 26 years next month. And, honestly, the publicity surrounding it was so traumatic that what he did to me seemed to pale in comparison.
Now that he's been nominated for an Academy Award, it's all being reopened. I'm being asked: Should he be given the award? Should he be rewarded for his behavior? Should he be allowed back into the United States after fleeing 25 years ago?
Here's the way I feel about it: I don't really have any hard feelings toward him, or any sympathy, either. He is a stranger to me.
But I believe that Mr. Polanski and his film should be honored according to the quality of the work. What he does for a living and how good he is at it have nothing to do with me or what he did to me. I don't think it would be fair to take past events into consideration. I think that the academy members should vote for the movies they feel deserve it. Not for people they feel are popular.
And should he come back? I have to imagine he would rather not be a fugitive and be able to travel freely. Personally, I would like to see that happen. He never should have been put in the position that led him to flee. He should have received a sentence of time served 25 years ago, just as we all agreed. At that time, my lawyer, Lawrence Silver, wrote to the judge that the plea agreement should be accepted and that that guilty plea would be sufficient contrition to satisfy us. I have not changed my mind.
I know there is a price to pay for running. But who wouldn't think about running when facing a 50-year sentence from a judge who was clearly more interested in his own reputation than a fair judgment or even the well-being of the victim?
If he could resolve his problems, I'd be happy. I hope that would mean I'd never have to talk about this again. Sometimes I feel like we both got a life sentence.
My attitude surprises many people. That's because they didn't go through it all; they don't know everything that I know. People don't understand that the judge went back on his word. They don't know how unfairly we were all treated by the press. Talk about feeling violated! The media made that year a living hell, and I've been trying to put it behind me ever since.
Today, I am very happy with my life. I have three sons and a husband. I live in a beautiful place and I enjoy my work. What more could I ask for? No one needs to worry about me.
The one thing that bothers me is that what happened to me in 1977 continues to happen to girls every day, yet people are interested in me because Mr. Polanski is a celebrity. That just never seems right to me. It makes me feel guilty that this attention is directed at me, when there are certainly others out there who could really use it.
Posted by: superasente at July 13, 2010 11:23 AM
I think a lot of Polanski's defenders have subtly (or not so subtly Whoopi) focused on the fact that what he did was statutory rape, implying that the sex was consensual. As shown by the posters above, this just is not true, and to use Whoopi's term, it was rape rape. And, consensual or not, she was 13, this isn't like the case from a few years ago (in Georgia I believe) where a high school student was sent to prison for having oral sex with his girlfriend when (I believe) he was 18 and she was 16.
Posted by: maceo at July 13, 2010 12:24 PM
This quote sums up so much that is wrong with the world:
"He did something really gross to me, but it was the media that ruined my life"
Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 13, 2010 12:25 PM
I was too eager posting this on another string -
No one cares but me, but I want credit for calling it that Whoopi Goldberg would defend and has defended Mel Gibson just as she did Polanksi and Bale. What must the audiotape on her be like?
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 13, 2010 12:22 PM
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 13, 2010 12:32 PM
Mickey Rouke also defended Mel. That makes 2. It's a consensus.
Posted by: anikitty at July 13, 2010 12:52 PM
That isn't Polanski's victim defending him at all. That's her wishing this whole thing would go away and let her get on with her life. That's a normal and typical thing for a victim to wish. This still does not make Polanski into anything different from an unremorseful piece of loose crap.
Posted by: Mac at July 13, 2010 1:04 PM
On the other hand, I thought Whoopi was terrific in Predators.
Posted by: The Mutt at July 13, 2010 1:26 PM
Doesn't matter if she forgave Polanski or not. It's up to the state prosecutor's office to drop it, which they won't.
Why?
Because Polanski was convicted and took a plea bargain, then ran like a thief to hide out in Europe. And nevermind his "Oh, boo hoo, I survived the death camps so I can't face being locked up" horse shit. He drugged and raped a 13-year-old. End of story.
Now, onward to Mel: I heard a severely bleeped-out version of the latest recording. He was almost incoherent with rage, while the woman was cool and calm. He as much as admitted socking her one and breaking her teeth by hissing, "You deserved it" at one point. Very bad for The Melster.
Huh. Brand doesn't look nearly as repulsive without all that shit on his face and his body. And when he's not in the vicinity of Katy Perry, who ruins everything.
He raped a girl. Period. (And we all know, if a pervert does it once and gets away with it, then they'll likely do it again at some point.) Again, to be redundant. He raped a girl. Period. As folks have said on this thread, the victim wants the whole thing to go away. I imagine I would want it to go away the very minute it happened. However, at the end of the day the fact remains...he raped a girl. Period.
Regarding Whoopi:
Well, I guess this proves, once and for all, that Whoopi is neither black nor a woman. "He's not racist, he's just an asshole." "He's not Anti Semitic, he's just drunk." Of course, Whoopi doesn't bother to justify the discrepancy that Mel's hatred spewed while he was both drunk and sober. Why is she still famous?
Posted by: Barnes78 at July 13, 2010 1:57 PM
Listen, I don't want people to think I'm defending Roman Polanski (or Mel Gibson or any of these idiots); I couldn't care less about the man. It's sounds to me like he drugged a young girl and bullied her into sex -- rape by anyone's standards. However, I must play devil's advocate here and call bullshit where I see it.
The life of a person should not be summarized with an emphatic "Period." There is more to his life than one selfish, deplorable act. A person could just as easily say, "He survived the holocaust. Period." --or-- "His wife and child were murdered. Period." The life of an individual is not black and white, or easily summarized with punctuation. None of us know the man. We have no idea what kind of greif he suffers or what kind of redemption he's sought, or if those words even hold meaning for him. Devil. Victim. It does not matter. He's both. He's neither. He's a stranger.
Posted by: superasente at July 13, 2010 3:12 PM
In most states crimes of sexual assault are considered crimes against the state and the victim is a "witness". As such they don't have control over where the investigation goes or how it is prosecuted. However, most compassionate law enforcement officers take their feelings into account whenever possible. It is time to let this rest because of the victim's feelings, not because of Whoopi or Polanski's history or body of work. Let it rest so that she doesn't have to be harassed- that would be justice.
Mel Gibson on the other hand needs to be prosecuted for his violence and spend some time in PMITA jail for it. Drunk, Sober, high from paint fumes, that dude is classic domestic violence abuser and I worry for the women in his life.
Posted by: Jennifer at July 13, 2010 3:41 PM
And now I like Whoopi even less than Mel. Didn't think that was possible. (Honestly, I don't know how anyone can watch The View - it's like listening to vuvuzuelas for an hour, and has just as much value.)
However, now I love Ed Norton more than I did before. Didn't think that was possible either. :)
You're absolutely right. Life isn't black and white. Each of us, all of us have nuances that defy full explanation. But your critique/complaint regarding my point is misguided. At what point do we no longer have a tipping point as it relates to social and/or individual responsibility? If Charles Manson stopped by your house and said, "Hey, I killed people. I got caught up in the moment and now I'm on the run from it. But...there's really more to me than that. I promise. Will you take a chance on me so I can show you my nuances?" Of course there's more to Polanski's life, my comments were a direct representation of something he did, as opposed to who he is. And while you're right in that we have no idea of pain and/or redemption he's sought, his choice to continue to evade (even now) responsibility for what he did, is not excusable. Period. Being willing to take accountability for your actions (good and bad) is one of the higher signs of an evolved individual. He's a great filmmaker. Period. His wife and unborn child were murdered. Period. He raped a 13 year old girl. Period.
Posted by: Barnes78 at July 13, 2010 3:50 PM
The Gibson recordings sound like Oksana(?) is winding stupid Mel up and then hitting record so she can use his inarticulate rage to her advantage. I'm not defending his actions, I'm just saying.
Also, I've known black-out drunks who could look and sound sober.
His life is turning to shit, even if it's his fault I still feel bad for him that it's playing out in front of the entire world.
Posted by: king at July 13, 2010 6:29 PM
I wonder what happened to cause Mel to lose his shit like that?
I'm not saying that there is any excuse for acting the way he did, but I have to wonder if something that isn't getting reported might have started all of the craziness. Something that might explain his behavior in some way. Certainly he didn't just wake up one day and go completely bat-shit insane. I mean, he sounded...I don't know...unhinged.
I couldn't listen to the whole recording, because it started to scare me. He sounded possessed. I can't imagine being that poor woman and having a man like that in my life.
Posted by: ZombieNurse at July 13, 2010 7:20 PM
I am going straight to hell, the new transported man, for enjoying that Bale/Gibson mashup as much as I did.
So, thank you?
Posted by: Tammy at July 13, 2010 8:40 PM
Honestly, I don't know how anyone can watch The View - it's like listening to vuvuzuelas for an hour, and has just as much value.
I love this and I'm going to use it. Thanks, Chickaboom!
Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 13, 2010 11:06 PM
"I don't understand. I get the breast implants. I pose for the pictures in my underwear. I fuck the married man. I steal him from the mother of his seven children. I give the tapes of his private phone calls to the media. And he calls me a whore? How dare he! I am so upset I can hardly speak. If you wish to know more, please tune in to my reality TV show next season, where I will tearfully plead that you all should all give my child her privacy."
Posted by: The Mutt at July 14, 2010 12:35 AM
Okay, The Mutt, regardless if Oskana was a gold digger(which she is but that isn't the point) absolutely nothing she could ever have done to Mel Gibson bar actually harming his children warranted his reactions. He knocked her teeth out.
That woman could shit in his mouth every fucking day and that still, STILL wouldn't give him reason to KNOCK TEETH OUT OF HER DAMNED SKULL and call her a whore, cunt, slut, bitch, cunt cunt whore bitch snake (I could go on)
Sure she might be selling herself for fame but given Mel apparently pays NO child support, what choice does she really have? From the sounds of the tapes he controls, or tries to, every aspect of her life down to her banking habits.
He is a cuntwhistle and I really, really hope he goes to prison for a LONG time.
ZombieNurse I had the EXACT same thought. When I first heard it I was almost inclined to believe it wasn't him, it sounds so, completely different from say, Riggs!
But you can hear his pitch and such at some points, but yes, possessed is EXACTLY how I'd put it, the language, the fathomless rage, the sheer palpable hatred, it's terrifying.
Oskana could have fucked an entire football team behind his back while burning piles of his money, I still pity the woman who's had to hear and put up with that.
Not to mention, the police are calling in her 12 year old son with Tim Dalton as a witness to the beatings. He may not have seen it but may have been in the house when it happened, meaning he saw his mum, holding his infant sister, teeth knocked out, bleeding, after hearing what has to have been an almighty argument.
So Mel has just spread the shit as far and wide as he can.
The only solace I can take from this is that, hopefully, Mel has invoked the Wrath of Timothy Dalton who I must assume will bring the full terror of being a large, privately educated british man down on Mel's doorstep.
It's really quite horrible some of the things the upper middle classes can do to one another and I'm pretty sure Dalton is as clinically insane as Mel, only far, far more calculating.
You wait Mel you Ozzie twat.
You're about to get a face full of Limey rage. A BOND is coming for you
Posted by: Nadine at July 14, 2010 6:05 AM
Superasente you made your point well but I dont buy it. We CAN summarise Polanski in one word; rapist.
Legally, physically, emotionally. He raped. He committed rape. The girl he attacked was raped and is a rape victim.
So victim, devil, no. Rapist. Period. Yes.
I know you're not defending him but arguably you're white washing what he did.
It's not like the example someone brought up of an 18 year old landing a rape conviction for consensual sex with his two years younger girlfriend where the label 'rapist' is inappropriate because it was a consensual sexual act turned crime due to the limitations of the law.
Polanski took a THIRTEEN year old, drugged her, ignored her pleas for him to stop, and raped her. He forced sex acts on her. He can be summed up in one word as a rapist.
"Drunk" is a bullshit excuse. Alcohol doesn't give you a whole new personality. It just allows you do to stuff you know you're not supposed to do or you're afraid to do sober.