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Megan Fox Puts on Pants, Olivia Wilde Changes, and Keri Russell Unzips

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (18)



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Olivia Wilde (“House”), who will next be seen in TRON: Legacy, has been cast in The Change-Up, which stars Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman. The pic, directed by David Dobkin (The Wedding Crashers), is about a married man (Bateman) who switches bodies with his slacker best friend (Reynolds). The script comes from The Hangover’s Jon Lucas and Scott Moore. (Deadline)

And the body switching comedies will never go out of style.

Meanwhile, I’ve always loved Keri Russell, but never found her anything but incredibly adorable, in a decidedly non-sexual way. I’ve changed by mind after seeing these images from Esquire.

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And finally, here’s an ad for Armani Jeans, featuring Megan Fox. Would it be tacky of me to suggest that her belly button skeeves me out?










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Comments

I think Keri Russell is beautiful, but that pic on the right is so utterly photoshopped that it makes me sad. Shame, because it could have been stunning without it.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at September 16, 2010 10:45 AM

Megan Fox has a vagina for a bellybutton?!

Posted by: L-Za at September 16, 2010 10:48 AM

*breaks Usain Bolt's 100 dash record on way to mailbox to see if Esquire is there yet*

Posted by: , at September 16, 2010 10:49 AM

So Keri Russell has decided to play ball. And by "play ball" I mean pander in the way that seems to be necessary to launch yourself into the mainstream. Now I must dash and get a fire extinguisher in anticipation of Mr. Julien seeing those pictures; fortunately, they straightened Russell's hair for the photo shoot, so he should be safe from going up like a Spinal Tap drummer.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 16, 2010 10:55 AM

So Keri Russell has decided to play ball. And by "play ball" I mean pander in the way that seems to be necessary to launch yourself into the mainstream. You do what you gotta do. Now I must dash and get a fire extinguisher in anticipation of Mr. Julien seeing those pictures; fortunately, they straightened Russell's hair for the photo shoot, so he should be safe from going up like a Spinal Tap drummer.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 16, 2010 10:56 AM

Let's all sit back and watch Mrs. Julien's editing process, step by step . . .

Posted by: Kballs at September 16, 2010 11:00 AM

Oh, how I wish I weren't at work right now.

Posted by: RobP at September 16, 2010 11:03 AM

KBalls It is quite compelling, isn't it?

My work computer was interfering with my mojo.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 16, 2010 11:08 AM

The pics do nothing for me because I am a sexual deviant. I like women with actual curves.

The vid is kinda sorta hot but Megan Fox needs to gain about 15 pounds to really get my interest.

Posted by: logan at September 16, 2010 11:41 AM

I don't know - the looks on Keri's face are just strange. She's gorgeous, but what the hell are those expressions?

Posted by: Cindy at September 16, 2010 12:49 PM

Yeah there's no way Megan Fox had an umbilical cord.
She was totes grown in a lab.
Also, that ad is HOT and Megan STOP MAKING ME FAKE LESBIAN MY BOYFRIEND IS ALL LIKE 'EH!'

Posted by: Nadine at September 16, 2010 1:47 PM

Jesus Christ! Someone get that woman a hamburger. I’ve seen healthier looking women at Triblinka.

Posted by: Pookie at September 16, 2010 1:54 PM

Fuck, Marry, Kill? Fuck, Marry, Kill!

F: Olivia Wilde
M: Keri Russell
K: Megan Fox

Posted by: Fredo at September 16, 2010 1:59 PM

I've always found Russell cute...even in these new photos, she's still cute. You can't really break that mold for me by posing semi-nude. Especially when you still have an adorable face.

That being said...

I'm really surprised, and delighted, that Armani kept Fox's tattoos. From what I heard most edit them out or use makeup. The fact that they are saying she's sexy, and fucking hot, even with tattoos, is sexy, and fucking hot.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at September 16, 2010 2:04 PM

I love that the commercial shows how getting dressed (as opposed to undresssed) can also be very sexy.

Posted by: Antietam at September 16, 2010 2:51 PM

Oh, Keri. Don't go so cheap. You're better than that.

Posted by: figgy at September 16, 2010 7:04 PM

Julien, I love pandering. Logan, hang out at your local Wal-mart curves wall to wall. I will be satisfied with these three no curve hotties.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at September 16, 2010 7:56 PM

is there anything not skeevy about megan fox? i'd say feed that girl except i could care less about fox as long as she stays out of movies

Posted by: idleprimate at September 16, 2010 9:11 PM