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Megan Fox on the Set of Jonah Hex

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (34)

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We’ve pretty much covered all there is to say about Jonah Hex before a trailer is released. Directed by Jimmy Hayward (Horton Hears a Who, previously of the Pixar animation department), Jonah Hex is based on a graphic novel, set in the Wild West, where a scarred bounty hunter tracks a voodoo practitioner bent on liberating the South by raising an army of the undead. Josh Brolin has been cast as the title character, and the rest of the cast includes Will Arnett, John Malkovich, Michael Shannon, and Megan Fox, who plays Leila.

Anyway, this hardly counts as news, but ComingSoon scored some pictures of Megan Fox from the set, and I’ll direct you there to get a look at the rest of them. But here’s a taste:

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I was checking out the comments on ComingSoon and they’re all misogynistic douchebags, but in this instance, the core observation is true. As one commenter over there put it: “That waist is thinner than her thigh. It’s engrossing and disgusting all at the same time.”

I wouldn’t say disgusting, but it is freakishly true — her thighs are freaking bigger than her waist. Sure, a girdle is in play here, but still. That’s a lot of thigh for such a little amount of waist.







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Comments

Just thought I'd check over here in case the link got misplaced...

Did you know they've got hammers on sale at Home Depot?

Posted by: Skitz at April 27, 2009 5:13 PM

ah lurve a good hammerin'.

Posted by: gp at April 27, 2009 5:18 PM

Hammers?! Exciting. Do they have nails too? (I'm especially interested in buying those long ones that can pierce skulls)

Posted by: io at April 27, 2009 5:21 PM

...trying...to... care...for sake of Arnett...
Nope. Not happenin'.

Posted by: Spender at April 27, 2009 5:22 PM

Is this girl Octomom's oldest?

Posted by: Sofía's Identical Hand Twin at April 27, 2009 5:25 PM

She is awful! We went to the same high school (Go Eagles!) and though we weren't friends, I went to the Tropical Smoothie she worked at all the time and she was always nasty. Am I the only one in the entire world who doesn't think she's pretty?

Posted by: Netraphim at April 27, 2009 5:32 PM

Underbust corset, not girdle. Just sayin.

Posted by: tf breakher at April 27, 2009 5:35 PM

i guess it IS more of a thursday outfit.

Posted by: gp at April 27, 2009 5:45 PM

...the hammer is my penis.

Or are we sick of that joke?

In any case, she looks like Cathie Jung, this crazy old lady who has a 15 inch waist. Like, her boobs sag lower than her waist is around. It's creepy and fascinating.

Posted by: Geetch at April 27, 2009 5:52 PM

Well, this gives me hope. If a wide neckline, wide skirt and restraining device can make Megan Fox look like a medical miracle, maybe the same can make me look like Megan Fox.

Posted by: Ling at April 27, 2009 5:54 PM

AHHHHHH! Why did you make me Google Cathie Jung? The lady with the knitting needle through both nipples put me off my dinner.

Posted by: BWeaves at April 27, 2009 6:01 PM

No, actually, that amount of thigh will never be "a lot" no matter the size of her waist.

Posted by: serenity now at April 27, 2009 6:13 PM

If the girdle wasn't creepy enough for you, check out the guy in the car mirror.

Posted by: Simon A at April 27, 2009 6:20 PM

is she a new Pussycat Doll? or does she play in a porn movie?

Posted by: caro at April 27, 2009 7:23 PM

My insides hurt just from looking at that corset.

Posted by: Melissa at April 27, 2009 7:45 PM

Is it too much to hope for that Megan Fox is merely doing a cameo as "Old Timey Hooker #2?"

Yes? No? Anyone?

... Godammit, IMDB backs you up. I need a drink.

Posted by: SJ at April 27, 2009 7:55 PM

“That waist is thinner than her thigh. It’s engrossing and disgusting all at the same time.”

I agree, she clearly needs lipo on those thighs. What a fatass.

Posted by: Beyonce Rowles (L.O.V.E.) at April 27, 2009 7:55 PM

This is a rather disturbing photo. I've seen less unsettling photos of footbinding victims.

Posted by: George at April 27, 2009 8:17 PM

She's pretty.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 27, 2009 9:00 PM

I don't know why, but this post kind of bothers me. Pajiba's really changed in the past year or so; I never would've thought that visiting this site that I'd click on an article and, instead of reading the slightest modicum of news, there would just be an a writer to commenting on/criticizing a celebrity's body without really having anything else to say. Seriously, what the fuck? I love this site but I feel like lately there's been a huge forgoing of quality in favor of quantity. Maybe I just don't get it, but I'm not sure that I want to.

Posted by: eat my shorts at April 28, 2009 12:54 AM

Did you hear something?

Mmmmmm luscious thighs. I'll shave twice so you don't get brushburns on 'em, Meg honey.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 28, 2009 1:03 AM

Fuck it, I love her. She seems clever, independant, fun, and I love her in that outfit and want to wear it work eveyr single day.
She just seems like she'd be so much fun to hang out with, or like she'd come with you to get new tattoos and flirt help you flirt the guy into doing them for free or something.
ANd so what if there's a thigh to waist ratio that might seem wrong? Most woman who squeeze into corsets that tight are curvier girls any way and so tend to strap their waste in thinner than a less easily controllable thigh. I'm fairly slim but I can squeeze into corsets and make my waist severely smaller than my thighs, it just so happens she's been pictured doing it. I love her, even in a corset that tight, where she's going to have to be doing that...hip/diaphragm roll thing to breathe properly, she's got a big cheesy grin on.
I shall go and find that outfit now.

Posted by: Nadine at April 28, 2009 3:43 AM

I can't deny that I'm attracted to her. She's hot as hell. But I don't know if she's healthy as hell.

Posted by: Lucas at April 28, 2009 4:13 AM

I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks her thighs are fat is personally responsible for the fall of Western Civilization, collapsed under a mountain of quack diet pills and broken thighmasters.

Her acting, you may criticize. But every time a douche comments on how a woman gorgeous enough to get steady work in spite of her acting is really an ugly 'ho who they would never deign to fuck, another woman goes celibate. Soon, thanks to the douchebags, there will be no-one left to fuck the men, and y'all will be reduced to eyeing that hairy guy on the bus speculatively just for a chance of a little action.

I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: elsworthy at April 28, 2009 6:36 AM

Agreed with all who said that regardless of waist size, Megan Fox doesn't have "a lot of thigh". That is a tiny thigh. The ratio is fucked because that nasty corset is currently rearranging her intestines.

Posted by: lastpolarbear at April 28, 2009 7:19 AM

Squished internal organs does not a fat thigh make.

Maybe I'm kind of overly sensitive today (my mother spent about an hour last night following me around and yelling that I was a fatty with a fat ass--I'm a size 8, for chrissakes, I'm not exactly endangering my health) but I am so fucking sick of women being criticized for their weight. Particularly when they're MEGAN FOX, for crying out loud. Shitty actor? Yes. Shitty person according to the poster who went to high school with her? Go ahead and discuss. But thick thighed? Are you HIGH? Are. You. HIGH? Jesus.

Posted by: PaleoLithchick at April 28, 2009 8:56 AM

Yeah. That self-adoring smirk is pretty annoying ("I. Am. So. Hot.") but you have to admit it's completely justified.

When this thing hits HBO next year, there are going to be a lot of ecstatic 13-year-old boys.

Posted by: britwrit at April 28, 2009 10:13 AM

Kudos to all women who've put themselves through hell trying to conform to beauty standards throughout history. Truth is that any woman a man finds attractive looks best all disheveled after some good lovin'.
Miss Fox looks like the smallest-waisted woman from those old "Ripley's Believe It or Not" pictures, you know, that chick with the boar's thighs.

Posted by: Kballs at April 28, 2009 10:43 AM

Really?

A post written for the sole purpose of sparking discussion on the pros and cons of Megan Fox's body? Have I accidentally wandered onto The Bastardly?

Posted by: tt_marie at April 28, 2009 12:57 PM

Pretty sure we're commenting on the disturbing thinness of her waist, not the fatness of her thighs. Stupid women are stupid.

Posted by: ben at April 28, 2009 1:42 PM

Meh. She's alright; if you're into surgically altered beauty. I think her thighs are fine. Its her acting that is crap. Not that anyone cares about her skills.

Posted by: Gistine at April 28, 2009 2:52 PM

You people are so easy sometimes.

I was kidding. Kidding.

Posted by: Beyonce Rowles (L.O.V.E.) at April 28, 2009 3:47 PM

Posted by: Ben at April 28, 2009 6:19 PM

Posted by: Ben at April 28, 2009 6:19 PM

Hey. Get your own first name.

Posted by: ben at April 29, 2009 7:00 AM


















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