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How do you begin and end a post with the same clip like that? You got skill.

that was pretty boring... i just ended up thinking how that pool would do nothing for my swimming stroke because it is too short to really be any good.

gah i need a swim

Of course it could've been better. But only with a woman not looking like a blow-up doll.

It is pretty amazing, isn't it? I know I have to beat my husband back every single morning.

Sadly, the thought of naked Megan Fox, Kirsten Bell, and Eliza Dushku is only mildly uplifting to me right now. A good friend of mine was just diagnosed with acute leukemia.

Sorry for ruining your evening.

Forbiddendonut: Brilliant. that was the first thing that popped into my mind once I started reading Dustin's post.Like Dustin wouldn't go see wolverine if there was some shirtless reynolds action in playgirl magazine.

I'm sorry, George. A friend of mine just went through a bone marrow transplant. I hope your friend comes through, and that you'll both be in good health and spirits in the days to come.

I don't think that's the type of stroke they're getting at, jim. But yes, it's better to think of something else whilst watching, lest your brain
atrophy and you fall out of your seat.

Check her glandular regions. Movements like that scream 'I have a bubole growing under my arm, and all of these foul-smelling necrotic fluids and other effluvia are messing up my Mystic Tan. Tell the people, you have a voice!'

I like that word 'writhy' though. I'm going to steal it, like I stole Myra's potato salad recipe. Writhy. Yes, there is an awful lot of that going on for a person not experiencing the 'auto da fee'. What say you, Grand Inquisitor Torquemada?

'Well, she may be burning up the theatres this summer, but it won't compare to the burning she'll endure with the tortures of the damned in the Hell-Fire.'

Out of line, you wretch! Out of line!

'It's the natural order. First the Morisco, then the Marrano, next the 'Coozed-up Skank-i-so.'

That was wrong, you're horrible.

'Nobody expects the--'

Stop.

'But 'The Pit and the Pendulum' was good, right?'

That wasn't even you.

'It was based on a true menace.'

Touche. How do you even know about the cinema?

'I'm the Ghost of Tupac Thug Life.'

Is that even a thing?

'He controls everything I do. Last week, he made me enter the 'Jazz Fusion Rockopolis' on Hannibal's side.'

You wanted Scipio?

'Almost as much as I want to reform a vaguely ethnic-looking fallen woman who ignites the very soul in me. How do I reconcile that with my native repulsion towards her?'

I don't care. Are you confused again?

'Perhaps. Tupac won't let me borrow TRANSFORMERS. I had to settle with the bargain bin.'

THE BAREBACK OF NOTRE SEX? How does that make sense?

'Is that the point?'

Touche. But this strikes me as anathema to the Lord's Work.

'Who?'

Okay. Enjoy TRANSFORMERS 2, starring Megan Fox.

'What? All those costume changes, I thought that was Edie Beale.'

Okay. Bye.

'Murda 4 Lyfe!'

Holy Christ, that was loud. Opened it in a new tab and scared the wits out of me.

My sympathies to you and your friend, George.

Okay, curiosity got the better of me--I just watched the video. She really is writhy...it's like she has an uncomfortable rash....I find it mesmerizing, though not in the way Esquire intended, I'm fairly sure.

She sleeps in a bra and panties? That's just disgusting.