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McG Is Gonna Make a Musical

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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I still don’t understand how McG got the directing gig for Terminator Salvation. Why any studio would give the director of We Are Marshall and Charlie’s Angels the keys to one of the most successful Sci-Fi franchises of all time is beyond me. Did they really think, “You know who we should get to resurrect our blockbuster franchise? The dude behind “The O.C.” and that Pussycat Dolls reality show. Granted, it’s working, at least based on the trailers, which means there’s somebody in Hollywood who figured out if he screwed his head on backwards, he’d gain some deep insight into the potential of McG.

McG — who I’m still convinced is secretly the lead singer of Smash Mouth — is not done spraying his “talent” all over Hollywood. His next project is another big-budget action pic, a remake of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and now he’s attached to yet another project. McG is doing a musical. He’s in talks to bring the Broadway hit, Spring Awakening, to the big screen. It’s being developed with Steve Sater, who wrote the original book and lyrics.

Spring Awakening is set in 19th Century Germany; it’s a coming-of-age story that follows a group of teens discovering their sexuality and dealing with topics like masturbation, abortion, rape and suicide.

Just like “The O.C.”!

Sater, who developed the project with Duncan Sheik, based the musical on an 1891 German play by Frank Wedekind.

Duncan Sheik? Seriously? That guy? Duncan Sheik inexplicably opened for Ben Folds once (at Smith College), and talk about a dude with no stage presence. Seemed like a nice guy, but I felt positively sorry for the him. No one had any clue who he was (we thought he was a local musician) until he sang his one hit, “Barely Breathing,” at which point all the women in the audience turned to their girlfriends and whispered, “I didn’t know this guy sang that song.”

And that’s Duncan Sheik. Good to know he found some success on Broadway.










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Comments

I went through a phase when I wanted to see Spring Awakening on Broadway but alas, that feeling simply passed me. Essentially, it's as if Rent, Gossip Girl, and those horrendous after school specials from the 70's had a love child and were transplanted into 19th Century Germany. Complete with songs about sex and many other things listed above.
But seriously, McG? Charlie's Angels McG? A man who's entire name consists of three consonants?! Was Chris Columbus passed out in his low rent apartment and unable to butcher another halfway decent Broadway musical?

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at April 14, 2009 5:37 PM

Spring Awakening (and Duncan Sheik for it) won a shitload of Tonys, so clearly it is way too good for McG as opposed to just both of them sucking.

Posted by: Claire at April 14, 2009 6:02 PM

Actually, Spring Awakening is a very good musical. Unfortunately, most of the power comes from the live peformance - the staging, mics, choreography, etc. So, this will suck.

Posted by: kt123 at April 14, 2009 6:09 PM

Holy shitcrap! Is that ad for High School Musical 4 real?! Is it?! I mean, yeah - it's been close to forty years since my graduation, but I can pull it off, I know I can! Hell, i still get carded at bars occasionally! LOL! ROFLMMFAO! Anyhow, if you're reading Dustin, please send me all the contact information so I can make this thing happen! Fuck yeah! I'm dusting off my dancing shoes, baby!

Screw McG. Screw him right in the goddam ear.

Posted by: Skitz at April 14, 2009 6:10 PM

The Nineteenth Century must have been rough for teens without Clean and Clear and Axe products.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 14, 2009 6:17 PM

jeez, what is up with all the ads? have they always been here slowing me down?
effing christ!

Posted by: gp at April 14, 2009 6:28 PM

Spring Awakening is supposed to be the alt-rock Broadway musical. It isn't, but I respect the efforts in the songwriting. But damn it to hell, why is McG being given the chance to do this?!

Posted by: ChristianH at April 14, 2009 6:38 PM

I saw Spring Awakening last summer and I'm bewildered as to how it's going to work in film. There are no real sets, only props that get moved around, half the chorus is in the "audience" that sits on stage, and all the adult characters are played by one man and one woman wearing different hats (seriously). Part of the reason it worked is because it was so bizarre and I don't see that coming out in a film version.

Also, visible tit is not nearly as shocking in film as it is on stage. Seeing that with my brother, his girlfriend, a family friend and my younger cousin? Kind of awkward.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at April 14, 2009 7:07 PM

I HATE THAT SONG. It reminds me of bad high school parties where everyone just sat on the couch sipping badly made pina coladas and nodding, closing their eyes as they 'grooved' to the song.

I HATE THAT SONG.

Posted by: figgy at April 14, 2009 7:20 PM

The '90s are pretty much the best thing that ever happened to me, but watching that video just makes me sad because I know that college campuses that year were strewn with lame guys playing it on the guitar, telling girls it was about the cheating high-school girlfriends that broke their hearts last semester.

Posted by: Geetch at April 14, 2009 7:42 PM

Sheik was a total blaahhhhhh as a performer to me. I was in jr high when that song came out, and even my infantile taste recognized him as a snooze.

However.
Spring Awakening is a deftly written musical, with songs with good emotional, lyrical, and especially songwriting chops displayed. Sheik also did all the orchestrations for it, which impressed me even more, as most composers/librettists knock out the chording and melodies, then send it to an orchestrator to be split into string, guitar, etc...parts.

I'm gonna go see this movie. I do hope they can get some of the original cast. They're still only in their early 20s.

Posted by: Ian at April 14, 2009 7:44 PM

I'm with figgy on hating that fucking song. He's barely breathing because figgy and I have our hands wrapped around his throat.

Posted by: stardust savant at April 14, 2009 10:00 PM

It reminds me of bad high school parties where everyone just sat on the couch sipping badly made pina coladas and nodding, closing their eyes as they 'grooved' to the song.

Posted by: figgy at April 14, 2009 7:20 PM

This is going to come out wrong no matter how I say it, so...I always thought you were older than this, figgy. Go figure. Of course, you could have been the chaperon at those bad high school parties...

Posted by: Che Grovera at April 14, 2009 11:33 PM

Dudes, it seems that none of the people on this board saw Spring Awakening. So, as a New York City Broadway Baby, let me tell you:

IT WAS THE SHIT!

I see a LOT of theater. Some of it good. A lot of it crap.

If there's a 10th of what was on stage in the movie, it will BLOW YOUR DICKS OFF and make you EJACULATE FIRE.

It's that good.

Seriously. Get the sound track.

Posted by: Withnail at April 15, 2009 2:27 AM

dunkan sheik wrote with jeff buckley, was writing songs for him at the time of his death... he was a songwriter, not a performer, but did so after buckley died.

Posted by: todd at April 15, 2009 12:34 PM

I actually just saw Spring Awakening last night as luck would have it. It was incredible and quite honestly, one of the best musicals I've seen in a very long time...and I see a lot of musicals.

However, just like kt123 mentioned its appeal is in the live performance and the energy that radiates off of the cast members. I was lucky to see the show with the cast that I had, they were remarkable. I have a huge fear that the casting choices for a screen adaptation will SUCK, especially with McG at the helm who I don't trust at all.

And for the record, Duncan Sheik's music in Spring Awakening is beautiful and resounding, poignantly capturing the awkwardness of coming into one's skin as a young teenager. Listen to the music or see the show before you criticize it.

Posted by: citizen_cris at April 15, 2009 8:14 PM


















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