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Matt Damon Pissy About the Bourne-less "Bourne" Sequel

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (15)



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So, we know now that there will be a fourth Bourne film. Tony Gilroy — who wrote the first three Bourne flicks — will write and direct, and Bourne Legacy will not feature Jason Bourne. Instead, it will “expand the mythology” of the Bourne series with another brainwashed assassin.

Of course, like everyone else, Matt Damon found out about it on the Internet, as he told Parade magazine:

“I found out they’re making another when somebody saw it on the Internet. Nobody bothered to call me. I’m not in it, but even so, they’ll work Bourne into the title I guess. Universal just wants to call everything the Bourne something. So I guess they are trying to make another franchise and as they say, ‘It isn’t over until it’s over.’”

That sounds like the way you want to treat the franchise star, especially one with whom you’re leaving the door open for the possibility of a return further along in the series. Smart move, Universal. I can’t wait to not see your extension of the franchise starring Charming Potato or his root vegetable cousin, Tasteless Carrot (Sam Worthington).









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Comments

Mission Bourne, not starting Matt Damon and Tom Cruise, coming soon to a theater near you.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 25, 2010 11:07 AM

why is damon surprised? studio execs are moronic, tasteless people. fuck them

Posted by: Taylor Kozakar at October 25, 2010 11:25 AM

Maaaaaaatt Daaaaaaamon!

Oops, sorry, this was meant to go to the 'never gets old' comment section.

Posted by: Mo at October 25, 2010 11:30 AM

Jesus Christ Universal! You guys were making more money than a meth lab in a trailer park and now you want to go and piss off Damon by trying to make a Bourne movie behind his back. I haven’t seen a decision this bad since “Ishtar.”

Posted by: Pookie at October 25, 2010 11:33 AM

Why do you keep using this picture? Why can't you switch to the pictures of him on 30 Rock in a pilot's uniform?

Tired of you people making my Damon about three lollipops and a van away from co-starring in a TV show with Chris Hansen.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at October 25, 2010 11:57 AM

Mr. Damon, why don't you take a seat. Just take a seat. Who were those wine coolers for?

Posted by: e at October 25, 2010 12:25 PM

Considering how bad the dialogue often was in the Bourne movies, I don't have much hope for a good movie if Gilroy is writing and directing.

Posted by: Todd at October 25, 2010 12:54 PM

You guys were making more money than a meth lab in a trailer park

Yeaaaa Sons. Nice pookie. And I just hope this is what you were referring to.

In my mind there will only be 3 Bourne movies. Ever. That is all.

Posted by: grace b at October 25, 2010 2:03 PM

I thought you liked Sam Worthington?

Posted by: EricD at October 25, 2010 2:49 PM

Hey, Pookie. Suck a dick.

Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at October 25, 2010 5:01 PM

Geez Mr. Hoffman it was just a joke. Besides, Ishtar was so long ago.

Posted by: Pookie at October 25, 2010 5:16 PM

Dustin Hoffman, shut the fuck up. You were in Meet The Fockers, enough said.

Posted by: Clown at October 25, 2010 9:42 PM

Go get raped Clown!

Posted by: Warren Beatty at October 26, 2010 2:02 AM

I give up...

Posted by: Sarah Barkai at October 26, 2010 4:56 AM

What's next? Bourne Free? Or maybe Bourne on the 4th of July? Or maybe Lifetime network will do one called "Bourne too soon".

Posted by: Wine Making Secrets at October 27, 2010 7:37 PM