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By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (45)



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I can’t quite explain it, but ask an older white gentlemen — usually, the overly talkative uncle, by trade — and most will admit a huge fondness for Russell Crowe’s Master and Commander. Indeed, although in 2009, whenever I tell an older person what I do for a living, they almost inevitably ask me what I thought of Taken (?), a few years ago, it was Master and Commander. I’ve tried to watch it a few times, but for the life of me, I can’t get through it. There’s something about big-ship movies that eludes me: Titanic, Poseidon, The Perfect Storm, Pirates of the Caribbean and Master and Commander (although, I dug The African Queen). A review of Master is missing from our archives, so perhaps I’ll push my way through it.

Anyway, it seems that — despite the fairly mediocre showing of the original film ($93 million domestic, on a $150 million budget) — Russell Crowe is nevertheless in talks to make a sequel. According to AP, Crowe suggests that the sequel will be based, largely, on the 11th book of the Patrick O’Brian series, The Reverse of the Medal. The novel tracks Aubrey (Crowe) in the Caribbean in his ship HMS Surprise, where he meets his illegitimate son Samuel Panda, a Catholic priest born from an illicit liaison.

That’s not exactly an inspiring plot line, but perhaps the it’ll appeal to the talkative uncle in all of our families. Apparently, all it takes is a little swashbuckling, a lot of water, and a historical smack. A Master and Commander sequel, however, is still a long shot. Crowe is trying to wrestle away rights to the novel, and he’s still got several other projects up for consideration. He’s currently filming Robin Hood.









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Comments

It's a shame what jM is going to do to that boy.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 20, 2009 11:06 AM

I liked Master & Commander.
But then, I'm an older white dude, so...

Posted by: Rykker at July 20, 2009 11:06 AM

I hope that means they get Peter Weir back in the director's chair. It is a shame he doesn't work more.

Posted by: ed newman at July 20, 2009 11:12 AM

I, too, liked Master & Commander. At the time it came out I was still just an under 30 white dude.

It had a lot of good things going for it. The whole side track mission to the Galapogas Islands was a bit odd, but over all a very solid movie. I really liked that little kid who lost his arm who ended up playing Octavian (in the earlier years) in HBO's Rome.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 20, 2009 11:16 AM

I really, really, really liked Master and Commander. I don't see why anyone wouldn't! And I'm a young white girl. But then I've always had a thing for old sailing ships.

Posted by: Eva at July 20, 2009 11:18 AM

"I’ve tried to watch it a few times, but for the life of me, I can’t get through it..."


That right there is why you and this site will forever be relegated to 10th tier status.

Apart from Rowles' automatic "/fail" lemme tell you the deal with Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.

1. Possibly *THE* best Star Trek movie ever made, (being on water does nothing to negate that fact)

2. It is movie making perfection, it's got rich characters, drama, tension, action and a PLOT.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 20, 2009 11:18 AM

meh. I didn't like Master and Commander, but then, I didn't hate it either. I found it to be utterly neutral. The acting was good, but I had no interest in the subject. The directing was good, but I was not emotionally attached to any of the characters.
Then again, I prefer Captain Blood for my swashbuckling movies. Or that one with whatsherface, she plays a pirate (a lady pirate woo-hoo!) who falls for Errol Flynn's character (cuz really, who wouldn't?)...

Posted by: Stella at July 20, 2009 11:18 AM

I preferred "Master and Commander: The Pharcyde of the World." Russell Crowe is no Fat Lip.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 20, 2009 11:22 AM

Speaking of old white man and HBO (that was me) and because I am super bored, I saw that Sean Bean has been cast to play Ned Stark in the HBO A Game Of Thrones pilot.

That's super sweet. Some great casting.

With Tom McCarthy at the helm and Dinklage and Bean on board, things are really looking good.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 20, 2009 11:22 AM

...Samuel Panda, a Catholic priest born from an illicit liaison.

Forgive me Father, for I shall sin.

Posted by: jM at July 20, 2009 11:24 AM

Ummmmm! Errol Flynn. Back when men were men, and women were women, and men were more men.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 20, 2009 11:24 AM

As an older white woman, and a big fan of those Patrick O'Brian novels, (and anything else I can devour set in the Napoleonic era) I must also confess to having thoroughly enjoyed "Master and Commander". I love that whole "run out the top gallant" (whatever that may mean. I'm fuzzy about the detail, admittedly!) sailing genre. Titanic and films about modern metal ships with engines... not so much!

Posted by: Mnemo at July 20, 2009 11:31 AM

I'm a not-so-old white chick and I liked Master and Commander. I loves me some beefy Crowe, and especially some smart-ass/hot-ass Paul Bettany.

Posted by: dammitjanet at July 20, 2009 11:42 AM

I don't think I've ever seen Master and Commander all the way through, despite the presence of Paul Bettany who I always appreciate and the wealth of homoerotic undertones. (Don't pretend y'all don't know what's going on belowdecks, if you know what I'm saying and I think you definitely do.)

Although as of lately I'd rather not think about Russell Crowe's belowdecks, since he's carrying around a rather substantial deck. I'd prefer to think that anything after Gladiator didn't happen.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at July 20, 2009 11:46 AM

Speaking of old white man and HBO (that was me) and because I am super bored, I saw that Sean Bean has been cast to play Ned Stark in the HBO A Game Of Thrones pilot.

Nice. I wonder if Martin will get the final book released before the HBO series catched up to th ecurrent plotline.

I enjoyed Master and Commander quite a bit. This plotline, however, leaves me hesitant. Except for the potential Panda rape.

Posted by: admin at July 20, 2009 11:46 AM

i'm a woman and yet young and i liked this movie!

Posted by: carrie at July 20, 2009 11:52 AM

Russell (thick Australian voice): "Hey Denzel, are you finally ready for the "Virtuosity" sequel?? We should get one of the Scott brothers to direct."

If not that, maybe R Crowe can work on "Gladiator 2: The Spirit of a Warrior". To where his character would literally be a spirit fighting in ancient Rome.

Posted by: PeevedMovieBuff at July 20, 2009 12:11 PM

I thought that “Master and Commander” was a good film. As an African American male I prefer older white women, especially the ones that are twenty to thirty pounds overweight. If anyone is interested I had my first white woman when I was in high school. She was a friend of the family, I was eighteen and she was in her thirties.

Posted by: GuessWho! at July 20, 2009 12:18 PM

I'm white and I'm a dude, but I've never seen and have no interest in MaC. Ergo, I am not old(er).

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 20, 2009 12:19 PM

My Dad's an older white dude and he thought this movie was the tits. He saw it multiple times in the cinema (which he attends maybe twice a year, so it was a big thing for him). He's also a sailor and manages a marina, so he was always going to obsess over anything with boats.

Posted by: Chugga at July 20, 2009 12:23 PM

Anyone interested in when Whookie "had his first white woman"?


Anyone?

You over there? No, just scratching your head?


So, to be clear, no one is interested in when Whookie had his first white woman - no one at all. Is that correct?

Well, I guess there's your answer, buddy.


Posted by: Tammy at July 20, 2009 12:27 PM

forbiddendonut, did you see that Mark Addy was cast as Robert Baratheon? Personally I don't think he's massive and intimidating enough for the part, but he is a fat guy that can grow a good beard, so I guess that's what they went with. I don't care what other great stuff he's been in, though, he'll still be the guy from Still Standing to me.

Posted by: Snath at July 20, 2009 12:28 PM

Russel Crowe is actually a Kiwi.

Posted by: Eva at July 20, 2009 12:31 PM

I saw Master and Commander and liked it enough to read the first book in the actual series, and fell so deep in love that I read the other nineteen and a half books in the series. It is some of the best writing I've ever read with two of the greatest characters to grace the pages of Western literature, in my opinion. And I'm a 24-year old girl who was exposed to these things in late high school and college.

That said, the only way they will be able to make this alleged sequel better is to let Maturin be the spy he is on camera, and I think Bettany would be fit for the fullness of the role. Maybe have the ship's mission follow Maturin's activities and leads, as occurs in several of the books. I would queue up at midnight to see that movie.

Posted by: Cat at July 20, 2009 12:32 PM

Nice. I wonder if Martin will get the final book released before the HBO series catched up to th ecurrent plotline.

HAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, I don't mean to laugh at you, it's just... man, there's just no way. He's been working on the current volume for like ten years now. We'll be lucky if he finishes the story before he's DEAD.

Posted by: Todd at July 20, 2009 12:36 PM

Tammy, not only are they interested they also want the details.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 20, 2009 12:44 PM

forbiddendonut, did you see that Mark Addy was cast as Robert Baratheon? Personally I don't think he's massive and intimidating enough for the part, but he is a fat guy that can grow a good beard, so I guess that's what they went with. I don't care what other great stuff he's been in, though, he'll still be the guy from Still Standing to me.

Posted by: Snath at July 20, 2009 12:28 PM

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I saw that and I agree.

I only barely remember Addy from the few minutes of "A Knight's Tale" I caught on free cable a few months back. Definitely didn't seem quite as large and "bigger-than-life" that I always imagined Robert to be. The perfect Robert was always Brian Blessed, but he's way too old.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 20, 2009 1:05 PM

Oh, AWESOME. Master and Commander is simply a fantastic fucking movie, and I've been waiting for a sequel for years. Will Paul Bettany be back? Please let him be back.

I love movies on boats.

...Samuel Panda, a Catholic priest born from an illicit liaison.

Forgive me Father, for I shall sin.

Hee. I love you, jM.

Posted by: figgy at July 20, 2009 1:09 PM

The HMS Surprise? I didn't see that coming!

Posted by: Odnon at July 20, 2009 1:40 PM

I think the mistake they made with M&C was not picking a single book's plot-line to follow. The story was such a mish-mash that trying to tell ANY of the other books individually will feel slightly redundant.

As for the first movie's quality, it's the only sailing movie that I've ever seen that dealt with the reality of sailing-vessels, didn't shy away from nautical terms, and really made me feel like I was there.

I read all 20.5 books, and when I was done with those I picked up Hornblower and tore through those. Now I'm half way through The Terror and will probably move on to O'Brian's Golden Ocean. I can't get enough of this stuff!

So bring on more Aubrey/Maturin! Tell more of his on-land troubles, have him lose his rank, fight with a letter of marque, and eventually hoist his blue flag. I'll watch all 20 movies gleefully.

Posted by: ahamos at July 20, 2009 1:56 PM

And as for Master and Commander- Far Side of the World, I was totally disappointed. It had absolutely nothing to do with Gary Larson.

Posted by: Odnon at July 20, 2009 1:57 PM

M&C needs reviewed for the site but anyone that failed to get through it shouldn't be the one to do it. The movie is outstanding. I have to agree with B Slim: It is a HELL of a good Star Trek movie.

Posted by: TylerDFC at July 20, 2009 5:02 PM

I too proclaim my caucasian ancestery, my male gender, and my adulthood by admitting that I liked Master and Commander(though I'm not sure why we're on that particular track). I'm also about 2/3 done reading the Hornbolower novels, and will probably go on to the Aubery/Maturin books.

I think it's just the Age of Sail genre of adventure books appeals to some people and not others. No big deal.

Posted by: Leftylad at July 20, 2009 5:49 PM

So, I've been sitting here not doing any work on Saint-Saens, and I think I have an idea as to why Dustin isn't terribly attracted to these seafaring stories. Obviously, I'm presuming, but maybe it's in line with what I started thinking.

Sailing Vessel=Epic. I don't anything about film budgets, but it seems as if these films cost a monkey's ransom to make. Going back to the Errol Flynn days, we want to see swashbuckling of the highest order. If someone made a film about Aunt Bernice's inherited dinghy that is mostly millipede-free? High drama, high action, high seas. We don't want some kiddie pool, I want tidal waves, or something.

You can conquer nations and peoples, but not the sea. Reminds us what peons we are. Deep, dark, unknowable--just like the soul of man (har!) But, you know, this isn't punting on the Thames. You're almost more than likely to witness scenes of hapless souls working feverishly against the inevitable...blah, mortal coil, yadda-yadda, Elizabeth Fraser.

Teamwork, brute force, the brotherhood...'n' stuff. What is bravery and cowardice...anyway.

You've got to give people real impetus to see some planks of wood on water. You need spectacle, and what invites spectacle? Period pieces. And historically a lot crazy shit has happened on the sea, or has involved it. There's a mythology around it, and the story has to bear the weight of it. You and Nancy talking about the new savings account that you answered is good for fiscal solvency, but a real non-started for the fevered ocean. Who is going to pace with his arms behind his back is we're talking about GICs?

So you end up with these big, unwieldy yawners that are either too self-serious, or too campy with the rum-soaked stereotypes. All of those special effects left little budget for a script. We have expectations. I remember seeing Wagner performed a few years ago: the whole cast was in linen pjs, the sets were non-existent and it's a good thing that I didn't have to pay for my ticket.

I say this not as an indictment of these films--most of which I haven't seen--it's just and idea.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at July 20, 2009 7:32 PM

SAINTS BE PRAISED.

I'm a little white girl who read all these books before she turned twenty. I think at this point I've read each one at least four times. I love these characters, and I love Patrick O'Brian, and Stephen Maturin is the most complete character in 20th century literature and I LOVE HIM TOO.

... Shit, what just happened to me?

Posted by: ziggy at July 20, 2009 11:09 PM

I second all of the well-deserved praise for both O'Brian's whole series and MaC. I love the movie, and I am neither old nor male, though I must admit I am very white, even at this point in the summer. For those who didn't originally like it, I would reccomend trying it again. I found all the terminology I was completely unfamiliar with to be overwhelming the first time I saw it, and didn't like it very much. But it's become one of my favourite movies with repeated viewings. It really is just a well made, intelligent film; a pleasure to watch and very Pajiba-worthy.
I would welcome a sequel, but probably only if both Crowe and Bettany returned. I can't imagine anyone else being cast in their roles and being as good. They were each perfect for their parts, worked fantastically together, and made a great 'bromance' partnership. I think most people who read the series would agree that even more important than the historical or nautical setting and terminology is the friendship between Aubrey and Maturin. It's O'Brian's characters that really make the series a classic.

Posted by: BiblioGeek at July 21, 2009 3:04 AM

I am in love with Master and Commander. It's one of those movies I can watch over and over, and I never tire of it. It's well-written, well-paced and performed beautifully. I think the side-trip to the Galapagos fits perfectly into the story (it's how they end up locating the Acheron, of course), and films that stay true to the period they take place in always impress me.

Posted by: Kolby at July 21, 2009 9:44 AM

Loved the first movie, got halfway through the first book before I realized I wasn't going to get it until I was older or more male.

If Paul Bettany's back for the sequel, I'll watch it.

Also, say what you will about the quality of the movie, but it has a damn fine soundtrack.

Posted by: That Girl at July 21, 2009 10:17 AM

I got to see M&C for free when it came out. I went to the theater to see the third Matrix movie, but the times listed in the newspaper were incorrect, so to make up for the error, the manager of the theater let me watch M&C while I waited for the Matrix movie. It wasn't a movie I had planned on seeing at all, and I ended up being completely drawn in and loved it. I'm no Crowe fan, but I thought it was a great movie.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 21, 2009 8:39 PM

Master And Commander is simply one of the greatest movies ever made. I am a young semi -white guy who was so impressed with this movie that i read all 20.5 books. I was than so enamored in Patrick O'brian's writing style that I read all his other books, including the biographies of Joseph Banks, and Pablo Picasso.
He was by far the finest writer in the English language.
The movie, allthough not not a direct translation from any of the books, did an admirable job of paying homage to two of the most complex and realistic charachters to be found in all fiction Literature.

Posted by: Ralph E. at July 29, 2009 10:24 PM

This movie is fantastic. It is probably one of the most indie mass market films you will ever see. They stripped all the exposition typical in a big budget film, which typically results in watered down garbage dialogue with a lot of fluff explaining what reefing a sail is, or what 'off tacks and sheets' means. The dialogue in M&C is like James Joyce instead of Jane Austin.

Of course, if you haven't sailed, or don't like sailing, you might be pretty bored. Sailing, after all, is about as old and white a sport as you can find. Then again, you could enjoy the soundtrack, or the shots, or the relationship (unique to the film) between doctor/warrior science/authority.

Posted by: Brian K at August 28, 2009 8:11 PM

jane austen meets darwin meets james joyce-- obrien's books are astonishingly brilliant and fun!! the movie is a classic- it will be watched 50 years from now the way we watch gunga din- with a knowing smile and a blinkin' tear in me eye!!

Posted by: steven dedalus at September 5, 2009 10:01 PM

Young white woman in her 20s here and I loved M&C to crazy degrees. It's one of my favorite films ever! (However, one of my brothers who is younger than I am thought it was s snoozefest, so obviously opinions differ.) I'm very excited about the sequel. It has a bit of a cult following in certain circles, which might explain why they are considering doing a sequel, despite the less than impressive showing at the box office during its initial run. But I don't know how much money they've made on the DVDs, etc and if that really does justify the sequel or not...

Posted by: Rae at September 6, 2009 9:59 AM

Yet another white woman who doesn't like sailing movies and loved this one. Also prompted me to read the book.

I think the biggest problem it has for a general audience is the finite attention paid to historical accuracy (or the attempt)--yes, it ends up getting bogged down in the details, which only a small subset will enjoy. I certainly like my period pieces that way, but I can understand how it would drive most people crazy.

Posted by: Minty at September 9, 2009 12:49 PM

Lots of people are saying that they are looking for more swashbuckling, but the battles are probably only about 10% of the books. The rest is just immersion in the naval world, by sea and land.

I've always hoped that the sequel would feature the South Pacific or the Indian Oceans; maybe even immediately pick up after the first film in the Polynesian islands. The exotic imagery always moved me I guess. I guess Crowe would want a story more compelling for Jack than Stephen, but I would love to see Stephen do some intelligence agent work. I think the Surgeon's Mate is the novel in which he's running around a hotel trying to find Diana and taking out French counter-agents? It could be amazing.

Fingers crossed that this pans out. I'd take about anything at this point.

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