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October 21, 2008 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | October 21, 2008 |


Marley and Me stars Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston. It’s about an angry Satan-possessed libtard dog who breaks apart marriages, eats children, throws dirty bombs into heavily-populated areas, and probably reads The New York Times. But the dog is cute, and it drools rainbows, so everyone loves it just like they love freedom. Except the dog is a terror-loving freedom hating home wrecker. Also, it’s a Labrador. A Labrador that saved Owen Wilson’s life. And then broke his coffee-table and destroyed the World Series. He will warm your heart this Christmas. The End.


One Dog You Meet in Hell / Dustin Rowles

Industry | October 21, 2008 |




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