Pajiba

Fucking Hollywood, man. Even the thought of a golden retriever heading for the big dog park in the sky makes me tear up a little. Can't they make a movie without a shitastic, obvious, cruelly manipulative ending?

SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE, SNATH!

My dogs will live forever. FOREVER, YOU HEAR ME?!?!

Just ignore them, girls. They're evil people who like to make others miserable.

Bastards.

My dog eats his own doot.

Especially when it's freezing outside. Why does frozen poop have such an appeal to dogs?

Cold shit talk aside, I nearly pissed myself laughing when I saw the billboard above.

My incontinence aside, when you let your dogs out, TK, I'll bet that you tell them to go take a "tinkle," don't you?

Yes that is exactly what I want, a dog to lick my face after licking its nuts.

Should have buried her in the Pet Sematary, jM. Then she would be a zombie dog for realz.

You mean they don't come back double alive? Ooooooooh, whoops. No wonder my grandma hasn't come back yet.

My boss. Shit, I'm fired.

Yes that is exactly what I want, a dog to lick my face after licking its nuts.

Some people pay good money for that sort of thing.

"totally not cool ..."? How could you spoil something that is (on the basis of the commercials I've seen for this crock of crap) clearly putrid to begin with?

Robert I've heard that dogs make good eating.

I'm sorry Robert, I feel your pain. Our dog is like your barky one. Lately I've taken to chucking a Jackie Chan doll at her because I just can't take it any more. With kung-fu action!

I would feel bad if I ever hit her with it, but my accuracy is so low that I would probably fare better if I aimed away from her.

Tammy, I've been waiting for a woman like you to show up here at pajiba for a long time, finally a woman with a sense of humor.

when you let your dogs out, TK
branded, when i first read this, I thought it was your way of referring to the death of TK's dogs. I guffawed. Which I don't think I've ever done before.

Dogs taste good though.. I hope they fry it up with some teraki sauce!

My dog died a little less than a year ago. She wasn't old. She should have been around for a long time.

My heart broke. I will miss her forever.

Fi, people connect with their dogs and sometimes it can be on a really deep level. And you know what? That's not stupid or trite or ridiculous or anything...that's fucking awesome.

I feel bad for you that you have never had the chance to experience that.

When the Usual Suspects came out in the UK, there where maaaaaaaaaaaassive posters for it on the subway. Apparently, on one such poster that was at the top of the escalator coming from one of the busiest and most used subways, someone drew an arrow t Kevin Spacey and wrote somthing like 'it was all him' or 'he's Kaiser Soze'

Im not in love with twist endings being ruined(unless i've seen the film...) but the way some people do it...its funny as fuck

Yes that is exactly what I want, a dog to lick my face after licking its nuts.

That's why we have a Corgi. Little guy is too long to be able to turn around and reach his sack, let along give himself a rimjob.

Turner & Hooch 2: Pet Cemetary Police?

Why does frozen poop have such an appeal to dogs?

Because they like poopsicles!

Also, shouldn't it be, "Ruck Roo, Rass-roles"?

Why are people so obsessed with their dogs? I just.. don't get it. It's an animal, a pet [...] I mean, I love my cat. But someday, it will die. And that's sad, but not that sad, it's an animal. And, you know, death is a part of life and blah blah blah.

/sigh. This is what's called superimposing one's own moral standards on other people, then wondering why those other people act perplexed that you would do that. Everything you said applies with equal force to the way I feel about people's kids. I don't give a shit about their kids, I don't understand why they love kids. But I understand that they do in fact care about their kids. So that's cool, that's their thing. My dogs are no less important than those people's kids -- to me. To them, obviously it's a different result; each of us gets to choose.

"We're the Johnson's....What's his name?"

"Ball Sniffer!!"

~George Carlin

Thanks, Jennifer.

Arr Matey, I'm sorry your dog died. I understand that it's a huge loss for people and I really do think it's sad. I mean, I cried at Homeward Bound and everything. I didn't mean to come across as callous. I'm just, like rikkitikkitavi said, utterly perplexed by such a huge level of dedication. I get it on an intellectual level, but emotionally it just makes no sense to get so invested in an animal. And I appreciate what you mean by saying that you feel bad that I've never experienced that, but, I mean, it's totally fine. I like dogs and all, I love my cat, but I don't feel the need to be deeply attached to them. It's not like they'll live forever and it's not like they'll be able to truly communicate with me (I know, I know, everyone disagrees, that's fine).

So, in short. I didn't mean to come across as a puppy-kicking cold-hearted bitch. I like puppies. They're fuzzy. And I'm sorry the Marley dog dies. If I ever managed to see this movie I'd probably get a little teary eyed. Surely that means something, yeah?

My dog eats her poo in the winter. The vet says it has to do with a long held survival instinct which makes the dogs think that there may be a food shortage since it's winter. So, they recycle the Iams. I should be happy cause that shit ain't cheap. Before or after it becomes shit.

That having been said: My dog is a damn fool, I admit it. She get's lost in the rain and ends up at my neighbor's house half a block down. She sheds year round and there are yellow tumble weeds all over my house. She is completely docile until she goes to the vet and gets all Cujo on the poor bastard cutting her talons. She somehow believes that she owns the boys next door and will bolt every time she sees them, never mind that they are now fully grown. She looks almost exactly like Marley, except that her nose is pink (I hear that's from inbreeding).

I wouldn't trade her for a brand new car.

bucdaddy, you can have her for a week. But you gotta remember her ear medication.

And for Gods sake don't let her lick your face.
(see above re: poo eating)

ok, i don't want my dog or anyone else's dog to die, ever, but this is freakin hilarious

come on Pajibians, print screen this shyte and make it your default photo on Facebook/Myspace

because it's hilarious and so many people will cry and complain

and don't we love to make people cry and suffer???

At least Owen Wilson doesn't have to shoot his old yeller dog at the end of this movie. Or does he?

this is Owen Wilson so shut the f*ck up

I lurve my dogs, but would not pay to see this tripe.
The vandals crack my shit up.
Hilarious.
My dogs don't eat their poo, that's gross, they prefer cat poo, dat's gourmet to them.

Thanks for the warning. I'm not seeing the movie for the same reason I refuse to read the book. It's just too much realism. I go to the movies to be cheered up, not be reminded of all my sad times.....even the loss of my dogs and cats. Hollywood could have just stopped the story before the death and I'd have gone. And Brad Pitt? that's even worse. count me out.

How can you push a movie by showing how cute and wonderful it is, when the only real emotion is drawn from the death of an animal. and NO this movie is not "deep"
because it deals with death and dying and companionship of an animal, its a CHEAP TRICK to get box office revenue.

BULLSHIT MOVIE IS BULLSHIT.

GREAT JOB TO THE VANDALS! I HOPE THERE IS AN UPWARD TREND OF SPOILING SHITTY MOVIES AND SPARING HONEST PEOPLE FROM WASTING THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY ON A VILE GARBAGE FILLED, NO TALENT, SHITTY, OVERRATED, TURD-COVERED-IN-VOMIT LEFT FOR DAYS ON A DEAD BODY of a movie.