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December 15, 2008 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | December 15, 2008 |


Vandals around Los Angeles have been tagging bus ads and billboards for the Marley and Me movie. Instead of drawing the usual moustaches, gang symbols or genitalia, they’ve been opting to spoil the end of the movie for folks by informing that Marley goes from digging up the daises to pushing them up like…well, “Pushing Daisies.”


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While it’s totally not cool to ruin a movie for people who want to remain in the dark until that gasping sappy exploitative scene oozes its way on the screen, there’s a warm cockle of my heart for the Christmas spirit being devastated. And as much as I like Brad Pitt, that fucking Benjamin Button poster of him all in closeup is just begging for the word BALLS written across the forehead. To the Hon Dipo!

By the way, in the Sex and the City movie, Rosebud is the name of Carrie Bradshaw’s purse, Miranda is Luke’s father, Charlotte can see dead people, and Samantha has a penis.


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Ruck Roo, Rassholes! / Brian Prisco

Industry | December 15, 2008 |




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