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I'm The Guy Who Does His Job. You Must Be The Other Guy

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (30)



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Marky Mark is busy, y’all. His film career is pretty enigmatic, and he’s got a lot of shit under his boots — Max Payne, The Lovely Bones, Four Brothers and (gulp) The Happening). To his credit, he conceded that The Happening was a bucket of cold donkey shit (click here to read about it), and I admire his honesty. It wasn’t a terribly vicious attack, but more an acknowledgment of some poor judgment on his part. Wahlberg seems like good people.

In any event, he’s got a mess of projects on his plate right now. He was recently cast as Nathan Drake in David O. Russell’s adaptation of the outstanding video game Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune — another partnership with Russell (their third, including the excellent Three Kings, which bodes well). I know, I know, you wanted Nathan Fillion. You’re not gonna get him, OK? Let’s all just accept that as much as we love Captain Tightpants, he’s never gonna be a movie star. It sucks, I agree, let’s move on. Wahlberg’s a solid choice, so don’t bitch too much.

Now, he’s also attached to Broken City, a black list script that’s apparently chock full of delicious noir tones. Here’s the synopsis, via Slashfilm:

Mark Wahlberg would play Taggart, a former cop who was disgraced for shooting a teenager. Years later, he’s a private detective, and his services are sought by the New York mayor to look into his wife’s fidelity, or lack thereof.

It’s a relatively simple premise that in the right hands, has great potential. And from all accounts, the script is phenomenal. The film right now is in the hands of Allen Hughes to direct, which doesn’t bode quite as well. Allen, as one half of the Hughes Brothers, has a spotty track record at best, with films such as The Book Of Eli, From Hell, and Menace II Society under his belt — with the latter being the only really quality film. The rest were visually arresting but ultimately misguided films. But Eli made big bucks, so Hughes is getting work again. Hughes is also attached to Warner Brothers’ live-action Akira remake, which terrifies most of us.

Regardless, it’s good to see Mr. Mark getting work. And I admit, I’m kind of psyched to see Uncharted made into a movie — it’s one of the few video games that’s perfect for a cinematic adaptation.









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Comments

Excuse me, you were saying? I got lost in the abs...

Posted by: Cuca at December 1, 2010 9:06 AM

Isn't this Marky's fourth collaboration with Russell?

Posted by: Pausner at December 1, 2010 9:41 AM

Come along for the ride
Making you feel the rhythm is my occupation,
so feel the vibration!
Come on! come on!
Feel it! feel it!
Feel the vibration!

Posted by: sars at December 1, 2010 9:42 AM

...Taggart, a former cop who was disgraced for shooting a teenager. Years later, he’s a private detective...

1987 called. They want their movie synopsis back.

Posted by: superasente at December 1, 2010 9:43 AM

Nah, you go ahead.

Posted by: 1987 at December 1, 2010 9:49 AM

He is one of those underrated actors to me, in that every single time I see him in a movie I'm surprised by how amazing he is. (Also, his role in the Departed was pretty great.)

Posted by: io at December 1, 2010 10:04 AM

Come ON! Wahlberg as Nathan Drake? We have yet to see him pull of a comedy role, yet we are supposed to buy him as the sarcastic Indiana Jones/Malcolm Reynolds hybrid hero of the game? Christ but that is some seriously fucked up casting. Plus last I checked it was an adventure action story. What the hell is Russell doing there? Yes, he did Three Kings. I'm not sure that qualifies as an action movie. It had one action sequence in it. Uncharted should be wall to wall. My God, is it really this fucking hard? This is one of the few can't miss game-to-movie jobs that could be great fun if done right. It's practically a movie in the game already. And they are completely fucking it up.

And if you can't tell I'm not a very big Walhberg fan. He's ok in a supporting role, but sucks ass when given the lead.

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 1, 2010 10:12 AM

Superasente - You often say exactly what I'm thinking except you make is as clever as I like to to think I am, but am not once the words actually leave my mouth.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 1, 2010 10:21 AM

TylerDFC, it gets worse. I hear they're casting Drake's father and possibly an uncle.

So it's a movie based off a game with new awesome characters who aren't Victor Sullivan who was more than enough for that role. Maybe he can have easily resolved shoehorned-in daddy issues ala Iron Man 2.

Posted by: twig at December 1, 2010 10:51 AM

So... when Mr. Pea played Uncharted, I would watch as if it was a movie. I'm embarrasingly excited to see the big-screen adaptation.

Posted by: Pea at December 1, 2010 10:54 AM

The best weapon in Wahlberg's arsenal is when he looks confused. He can really sell that expression.

Nathan Fillion will become a movie star when Joss Whedon gets to make his Dr. Horrible movie after the Avengers makes a Heigl-load of money. I'll believe that until reality intercedes and I can no longer sustain the dream. But I won't wait to see if the top stops spinning.

Posted by: RobP at December 1, 2010 10:57 AM

Oh Marky. I love me some Marky Mark and all his goodness. I want to lick his creamy center.

He can be sooo very very bad, but he can do good soo very very good. Love the soft-spoken deliciousbadassery in The Italian Job. Love the lovely Marky Markness.

Bring on the Markymark.

Posted by: klingonfree at December 1, 2010 11:22 AM

Mark Wahlberg would play Taggart, a former cop..

Please tell me he is still partnered with Rosewood.

Posted by: ed newman at December 1, 2010 11:23 AM

I think it's funny how video game dorks get all shaken and stirred over the casting of their 2-dimensional alter-egos.

It's OK, little social misfits. You just hang onto that joystick and it'll aaaall be OK...

Posted by: LaraCroft at December 1, 2010 11:24 AM

Did someone with the handle "LaraCroft" just try to make fun of video game geeks?

OK. Just checking.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at December 1, 2010 11:28 AM

If Wahlberg's playing Drake, then I want that offset by Lou-Diamond Phillips as the villain.

If you've seen The Big Hit you'll know why, Phillips stole that whole freakin' movie and made it infinitely more watchable than it would've been!

Posted by: Shane at December 1, 2010 11:28 AM

But will he ask someone to say hello to their mother for him? That's what I want to know.

Posted by: grizzle at December 1, 2010 11:35 AM

I think it's funny how video game dorks get all shaken and stirred over the casting of their 2-dimensional alter-egos.

Actually I'm dry no ice over the potential for a shitty movie as a movie dork. The difference is the lack of cheeto dust.

Posted by: twig at December 1, 2010 11:42 AM

And if you can't tell I'm not a very big Walhberg fan. He's ok in a supporting role, but sucks ass when given the lead.

Agreed.

I'd also add that although he was very good in The Departed I can't help thinking that playing a sweary, aggressive, loud-mouthed asshole isn't really a stretch of his acting abilities.

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at December 1, 2010 11:45 AM

Hey, Other Agent Johnson...it's funny! It's ironic! Y so serious?? Methinks we found another video game dork.

OK, pal...unhand your weiner and nobody gets hurt.

Posted by: LaraCroft at December 1, 2010 11:54 AM

LaraCroft: Uncharted:Drake's Fortune is a damn good game with a good story. It is perfect for a film series and can fill the void your namesake failed to. Being annoyed they are miscasting it is just as relevant as being pissed when a favorite book character is miscast. Are you really going to pull out the "video game dork" moniker in 2010? What are you, 60? Who DOESN'T play video games now a days?

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 1, 2010 12:26 PM

Feel it, feel it.

Posted by: Lucas at December 1, 2010 12:39 PM

I'm a gigantic douche and I crave attention!

Posted by: LaraCroft at December 1, 2010 12:48 PM

TylerDFC I don't play video games. I'm not 60.

Just a lone voice in the wilderness.

Posted by: usualsuspick at December 1, 2010 12:53 PM

There's three of you, you're not exactly 'lone'

Posted by: twig at December 1, 2010 1:50 PM

It's obvious that "The Happening" was a steaming pile of vulture turds, but that scene where the crazy old bitch accuses Wahlberg of wanting to steal all her shit is hilarious.

His awesomely horrible bewilderment and confused protestations to the contrary just make me want to crap my pants with laughter. ("WHHHHHHHAAAAAT?!?!?! Noooooo.") I can never figure out if he meant it to be that bad or if it just didn't take any effort to be that bad.

Given his recent comments about the "film"--and I use that term loosely--it makes that scene even more meta.

Posted by: Vonnegut Slut at December 1, 2010 1:53 PM

Nathan Fillion will become a movie star when Joss Whedon gets to make his Dr. Horrible movie after the Avengers makes a Heigl-load of money.

Damn you, RobP, it never occurred to me to harbor such a delusion. Now I'm going to be a wreck when it doesn't happen.

Also, I'm not a Wahlberg fan at all.

Posted by: Uda at December 1, 2010 2:34 PM

Lifetime pass for Boogie Nights.
Game over.

Posted by: The Only New Zealander at December 1, 2010 5:50 PM

I love the headline quote, but so does my fiance. He tries to use it daily...which isn't annoying at all.

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at December 2, 2010 1:08 AM

New tense footage of Wahlberg's new film, The Fighter @ IAMROGUE. You like? http://bit.ly/enqtU9

Posted by: anna at December 3, 2010 2:30 AM