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We! Are! Mara!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (38)



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I’m a much bigger fan of Kate Mara than I have any right to be. She’s been around for a decade, but has never really made a huge name for herself, starring opposite Mark Wahlberg in The Shooter and as the fiancee of a deceased football player in We Are Marshall (appropriate, as she’s also the great-great grandaughter of both the founders of the New York Giants and the Pittsburgh Steelers). She’s been in a couple of smaller movies over the last couple of years (Transsiberian, Stone of Destiny) but she still hasn’t quite broken through. That may finally change, however, as she’s been cast in the highest-profile movie of her career, even if the role may be inconsequential.

Indeed, Kate Mara has just been added to the cast of Iron Man 2 (already in production) in an unspecified role; Clark Gregg has also returned, reprising his role from the original — Agent Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Turns out, Mara also has a sister, named apparently after the great-great grandfather that founded the Steelers (Art Rooney). Rooney Mara — who already has a small role in the forthcoming Youth in Revolt (alongside Michael Cera), has also been cast in a high-profile role. She’ll takeover the Nancy role (first played by Heather Langenkamp) in the upcoming remake of Nightmare on Elm Street, which has already cast its Freddy — Jackie Earle Haley.

And so, good for the Mara sisters. Granted, they’re already rich as hell, but it’s always nice to see the rich get richer, isn’t it?









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Comments

NO ONE can replace heather langenkamp.

you take that back!!

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2009 9:54 AM

...it’s always nice to see the rich get richer, isn’t it?

No. Not it is not. Not unless it's me, getting rich, and then getting even richer. Otherwise, I hate it.

Posted by: Snath at April 23, 2009 9:55 AM

Dammit, grammar.

Posted by: Snath at April 23, 2009 9:55 AM

I guess it'll be a slow, awkward kind of revolt that quickly devolves from off-beat and cute to twee and irritating and before becoming infuriating and insufferable.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 23, 2009 9:58 AM

That Kate up there in the pic? I'm ready to take her snaps out of the shotgun ... IN MY PANTS!

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 23, 2009 10:07 AM

She was good in Brokeback Mountain too.

Posted by: Julie at April 23, 2009 10:13 AM

Man, I'm so happy that Clark Gregg is back. Clark Gregg is my Kate Mara, although Clark Gregg has been in much cooler things and is David Mamet's theatrical right-hand-man.

If I had a daughter (woohoo! someone let me have sex with them!) I would wish she were older so I could try to broker and arranged marriage with the Gregg family.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at April 23, 2009 10:13 AM

In honor of our dear girl Lainey, I propose today be Inmates Take Over Pajiba Day. To participate, please comment with song lyrics today. The lyrics can be part or all of your comment, and should make sense in the context of the article - well, as much sense as inmates can make.

Take over people!

"Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away."

Posted by: Cindy at April 23, 2009 10:16 AM

Too . . . many . . . ejaculation . . . jokes . . . aaaand my brain broke.

Posted by: Kballs at April 23, 2009 10:19 AM

I'm sure my last comment is in some song, somewhere.

Posted by: Kballs at April 23, 2009 10:20 AM

I saw Nightmare on Elm Street when I was, like, eight years old and thus only had vague memories of it. I mostly remember Heather Langenkamp as frumpy Marie in the heinously bad "Just the Ten of Us". It was only years later, when I finally rewatched Nightmare on Elm Street, that I realised she was Nancy.

Posted by: Sarina at April 23, 2009 10:28 AM

Dammit, grammar.

You won't need grammar when you're rich, Snath. You think that Bill Gates cares about the proper usage of the semicolon?

Posted by: branded at April 23, 2009 10:31 AM

Sarina, i love you! and don't forget that as marie lubbock, she was in a 2-parter on growing pains.


also, someone kill me now.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2009 10:34 AM

"Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."
- Kurt Vonnegut

Posted by: henchman for hire at April 23, 2009 10:35 AM

also, i'd properly use bill gates' semicolon.

wait.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2009 10:35 AM

gp, "Just the Ten of Us" was actually a spin-off of "Growing Pains". Coach Lubbock was on "Growing Pains" and then Mike Seaver dated a bunch of his daughters all at the same time and the coach found out and confronted him, and probably gave him some speech about respecting women and being honest or some shit (hell if I know, I was like 10 years old so wtf did I care about respect) and then somehow a spin-off happened and Coach Lubbock and his passel of children moved to a hick town someplace and I think he got a job in a religious school, if I remember correctly.

Also, Heather Langenkamp was on "Growing Pains" again a couple of years later, in some episodes involving a trip to Europe. I don't remember if she played Marie Lubbock in those episodes, or if she was some totally different person. She and Mike either became friends or had a fling or some dumb thing. I don't really remember. I think my subconscious has blocked out as much "Growing Pains" as it could possibly manage.

Posted by: Sarina at April 23, 2009 10:42 AM

but I love the semicolon; I use it regularly.

True Story: As I was editing a paper I wrote for a class once, I came across a paragraph where I had literally used a semicolon in every single sentence. That was the day I realized I... had a problem.

Liquid seeps into your lungs
But your eyes look so serene
It's wonderful how the surface ripples
You're perfect, and I cannot breathe

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 23, 2009 10:53 AM

As long as RDJ and Gary Oldman are in Iron Man 2, I'll see it. I don't care who else is in it. The castings director could replace Gwyneth Paltrow with Tila Tequila and I would still see it.

Posted by: stardust savant at April 23, 2009 10:59 AM

I missed the part about making sense.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 23, 2009 11:05 AM

I would actually prefer the casting director replace Gwyneth Paltrow with a cabbage on a broomstick. Maybe with some yarn glued to it for hair. Sure, Pepper Potts deserves better, but I think we can all agree that Gwyneth Paltrow is pretty interchangeable with an impaled cruciferous vegetable.

Posted by: Sarina at April 23, 2009 11:08 AM

Great news. Maybe Mara can go down to Florida and convince L.T. and the Tuna to take up roles in Iron Man 2 as part of "the Wrecking Crew" becoming henchmen for Rourke.

Posted by: Mr. West at April 23, 2009 11:34 AM

Stardust Savant, bad news...Gary Oldman isn't in Iron Man 2. It was merely a rumor after spotting him on set. Or maybe, that's what they want us to think?

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at April 23, 2009 11:39 AM

No worries Anna. Inmates only need make sense to each other.

Trying not to be sick again
And holding for tomorrow...
...Singing
La la, la la la
La la la la la la la la
Holding on for tomorrow

Posted by: Cindy at April 23, 2009 12:10 PM

She could easily play the Black Widow if she can pull off the accent.

Posted by: Lucas at April 23, 2009 1:22 PM

In my dreams, the Black Widow is Christina Hendricks.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 23, 2009 1:30 PM

Hi, my name is , , and I'm a ;holic.

"Hi, ,!"

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 23, 2009 1:58 PM

ROONEY!!!!!
Who in the name of Godtopus calls their daughter Rooney! sheesh this kid must have suffered at school. I hope for her sake she was ridiculously hot in school. At least she will have great fan in Manchester and other parts of the world where people dont really know anything about football.
All i hear the whole time is Rooo-ooney! Rooo-ooney!

Also, Kate Mara is ridiculously hot herself.

Posted by: stofjas at April 23, 2009 2:57 PM

Really? Doctor Controversy, are you sure you're not part of a studio conspiracy trying to crush my hopes about this movie?

Posted by: stardust savant at April 23, 2009 3:08 PM

Sorry, sorry, late as usual. Stupid work.

All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me
FREEDOM
You've gotta give what you take
FREEDOM
Yeah, yeah, yeah
FREEDOM
I won't let you down
FREEDOM
I will not give you up
FREEDOM
You gotta' give what you take..

I have no idea if those are the actual lyrics or not, but now the damn song is stuck in my damn head!

Sort of on topic - I LOVE Clark Gregg. I loved him on "Sports Night" and I adore him on "The New Adventures of Old Christine". It's funny, go to hell.

Posted by: Lainey at April 23, 2009 3:19 PM

It's just you, me and AvB, Miss Lainey. Small, small revolution.

They put a hotwire to my head
'cuz of the things I did and said.
They made these feelings go away,
but those feelings get in every way.

May the road rise with you.

Anger is an energy.

Posted by: Cindy at April 23, 2009 3:26 PM

I love semicolons as well.

If Kate Mara asked me to give up semicolons forever, though, I certainly would.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 23, 2009 4:01 PM

FYI: I was very confused why I thought I recognized this girl. She was the cheerleader girlfriend turned lesbian in like season 1 of Nip/Tuck.
Randomness...

Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at April 23, 2009 5:24 PM

Lainey-

Clark Gregg was used PERFECTLY in Sports Night. And then used equally as perfect in West Wing.

I want to make gay babies with Clark Gregg.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at April 23, 2009 5:48 PM

With Jackie Earle Haley billed to play Freddie does this mean that there might be a horror movie remake that won't suck? I mean, I don't wanna jump the gun but he's just about kick ass in everything he does and can play creepy like no other.

Yeah, I kinda like Kate Mara. I'm not sure what's she done that warrants my approval but I've been impressed with her ever since I saw the trailer for Stone of Destiny, her Scottish accent is pretty good.

Posted by: citizen_cris at April 23, 2009 6:43 PM

She might want to take one of her buckets of money and fill it with some fucking talent, because this girl is shit at everything.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at April 23, 2009 8:26 PM

Unless she's sucked your cock, you don't know that she's shit at EVERYthing.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 24, 2009 1:35 AM

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted by: fathe raees at April 24, 2009 9:33 AM

Do you mean the one I would have to buy at the place that sells them? They don't put penises on ladies, not anymore.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at April 25, 2009 12:23 AM