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Old School Meets City Slickers Meets a Bullet in My Temple

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (15)



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Seth Gordon has become something of the director du jour of late. After the success of his incredible documentary, The King of Kong, Gordon became a hot commodity, and the unfortunate success of last year’s Four Christmases hasn’t dampened interest. Of late, he’s been attached to several projects, including an adaptation of Frank Portman’s King Dork (produced by Will Ferrell), which — so help me God — if he messes it up, I will make my own macabre bromantic feature about a movie critic who castrates a director who massively fucks up the big screen version of one of the critic’s favorite books.

He’s also now loosely attached to Man Camp, as both producer and director. The film, from New Regency, has been in development for five years now, but I suppose the title and the premise have given it a boost, thanks to the sudden popularity of deep and abiding hetero man-love. Produced by Amy Israel (who is also producing Mr. Romance, another movie that Gordon is attached to), Man Camp is being described as Old School meets City Slickers (because of course it is). It’s about four beta males who go to a camp where they are taught by a group of alpha males how to be “real men.” And as we all know, “real men” slap asses; they drink Coors; they share uncomfortable silences with one another; and they swap erectile dysfunction drugs.

There’s still no fully-realized script yet, because why would you need one with a pitch like, “Old School meets City Slickers,” but Adam “Tex” Davis (Just Friends) is in the running to pen the screenplay, cause apparently he knows what it’s like to be a “real man” (read: His nickname is “Tex.”). No cast is set, either, but Paul Rudd is considered the prototype.

Congrats, New Regency! You’ve seen I Love You, Man.

(Source: The Hollywood Cog)









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Comments

Posted by: Todd at October 26, 2009 11:43 AM

Who the Fu.. is Fuzzy Wuzzy in the pic?

Posted by: dammitjanet at October 26, 2009 11:45 AM

I just threw up a little in my mouth while reading this.

Posted by: Xtreme at October 26, 2009 11:51 AM

Sounds like ass.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 26, 2009 11:57 AM

It's Paul Haggis day!

I figured Pajiba would've been all over this story this morning...but perhaps they're still trying to figure out what to say about it.

Hand One: Paul Haggis is a disgustingly bad, overblown filmmaker, self-important and smug and--you get the picture.

Hand Other: This letter to Scientology is a wonderful thing to read.

I think the obvious solution is that Paul Haggis should stop making movies and write screeds full-time.

Posted by: Jerce at October 26, 2009 11:58 AM

Yeah, and Haggis is probably a dead man.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 26, 2009 12:02 PM

That is probably the best thing Paul Haggis has ever written.

Posted by: Vermillion at October 26, 2009 12:06 PM

I'm completely skeeved out by Rudd's carpet and man nips in that picture.

Why did you have to put that in? Why? WHY?!

Posted by: Ms. Mix & Bitch at October 26, 2009 12:17 PM

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Posted by: Kent at October 26, 2009 12:35 PM

4 Beta males.
Thanks. Beta Male is now my favorite phrase. Being a bit of an Alpha Bitch myself, that shit cracks me up.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 26, 2009 12:35 PM

That is some sort of Paul Rudd/Judge Reinhold mashup, is it not? Mr. Rudd better hope the comparison ends there....

Posted by: sansho1 at October 26, 2009 12:48 PM

OHMYGODTHATISNOTPAULRUDD!?!?!?!?!?!?

Holy jeebus jehosophat crackerty fuck.


Posted by: dammitjanet at October 26, 2009 1:09 PM

That Paul Haggis letter is pretty good. Very calm, collected and cool, but also very damning.

Posted by: MM at October 26, 2009 1:47 PM

Could care less about the movie premise but I must stand up for my hairy brethren - especially one Paul Rudd.

What kind of fool prepubescent pipsqueaks are you all fantasizing about, that a little Paul Rudd ManFurâ„¢ so offends your delicate sensibilities?

Give me a sexy chest rug over some Abercrombie wax-figurine-model any day.

Also - Mr. Rudd: Call me. Rawr.

Posted by: Tammy at October 26, 2009 2:17 PM

I don't know who that hairy beast is, but it is NOT Paul Rudd.

That said, chest hair is a fine, fine thing on a man.

Posted by: Jerce at October 26, 2009 6:38 PM


















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