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What Beats Angry Black Sheep? Ravenous Racoons, Of Course!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (14)



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Tobey Maguire has been making some interesting choices of late, probably in an effort to distance himself from Emo Spidey. Yesterday, we featured a compelling trailer for Jim Sheridan’s Brothers, which has Maguire as a dead-eyed pyscho nutjub (although, in the comments, whatBenwatches said he’s seen an early cut and was not impressed). Today comes word that Maguire is set to star in a black indie comedy, straying even further from the big budget Spiderman spectacle. He’ll co-star with Elizabeth Banks in The Details, written and directed by Jacob Estes, who wrote the excellent but little seen Mean Creek.

The premise is simple, but kind of compelling: It’s about “a struggling married couple who, already struggling with issues like infidelity and whether they should stay married, see their lives further complicated by ravenous raccoons burrowing under the sod in their back yard. A disagreement over how to dispatch the pests creates a chain reaction of mishaps that include a murder by bow and arrow.”

It’s been a while since we’ve had a really good ravenous raccoon movie, and I can certainly see the comedic potential in the setup. The supporting cast ain’t so bad, either. Dennis Haysbert, Ray Liotta, and (thank you, Lord) Anna Friel join the cast, alongside Laura Linney, who plays an oddball neighbor.

Maguire replaces James McAvoy, and expects to film The Details before embarking on Spiderman 4. Meanwhile, Elizabeth Banks continues to be the most underappreciated leading lady in Hollywood. Also, the superfucking coolest.









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Comments

At least it isn't a remake.

Posted by: figgy at July 8, 2009 5:46 PM

I didn't like the trailer for Brothers, it had that annoying thing in trailers that I hate more than anything where they give away the whole story in the trailer, plot twists and all.

Posted by: George at July 8, 2009 6:03 PM

I can't see Tobey Maguire or Elijah Wood as married men in films. They both look like gay little hobbits to me.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 8, 2009 6:10 PM

Maguire "characters" have three modes: Whiny, whinier and emo, you can tell by how low he pulls down his girly bangs. He also goes out of his way to come across as if he hates every minute he has to "lower" himself to promote his films.

Take you Spidey money and retire to play poker and get surly drunk for the rest of your life little man.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 8, 2009 6:22 PM

This reminds me that I just got Zack and Miri Make a Porno on Netflix. Can Not Wait to see it again.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 8, 2009 7:51 PM

My wife brought home The Good German which had Tobey as a psychotic American serviceman in Potsdam. Maguire was so bad and unbelievable in the role we had to stop 15 minutes in. That had to have been one of the worst movies (or beginnings) I have ever seen.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at July 8, 2009 8:13 PM

Fuck Spiderman Maguire with the shaft of Mjöllnir, he gets to touch Elizabeth Banks!

Posted by: Jackseppelin at July 8, 2009 8:21 PM

Tobey did a good job in Ride with the Devil before he ever did Spiderman. He may have been a little emo, but he was also kind of a baddass Bushwacker, so I think that made all the difference.

Posted by: Major Etiquette at July 8, 2009 11:08 PM

Hey, if he get eaten by raccoons then fuck, that's worth the price of admission alone. Count me in!

(Or at least the cost of a rental. On NetFlix.)

Posted by: Beckster "tri-tip" Goddess at July 8, 2009 11:56 PM

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Posted by: tina at July 9, 2009 2:23 AM

He wasn't emo in Fear & Loathing in las Vegas, was he?

Posted by: rg at July 9, 2009 4:14 AM

The Brothers trailer was compelling if you'd never heard of Lifetime. That shit was boring, overwroght, and a waste of three decent actors. Though, it did have one good point to it...it cast Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal as brothers. Hollywood has officially addressed yet another elephant in the room.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at July 9, 2009 11:08 AM

"I can't see Tobey Maguire or Elijah Wood as married men in films. They both look like gay little hobbits to me."

I would, however, watch a film with them married to each other. Gay midget porn is hot!

Posted by: MissNev at July 9, 2009 3:16 PM

Oh, sick! Replacing James McAvoy with Tobey Maguire?

Whoa guys, whoa. Downgrade. I was so looking forward to a movie starring James McAvoy and Elizabeth Banks.

Posted by: paquito at July 9, 2009 11:28 PM


















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