¿Quien Es Mas Macho?
By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)
I’m undecided about Machete. On the one hand, everything about it is awesome. Danny Motherfucking Trejo in a starring role. Robert Rodriguez directing the kind of movie he’s best at (seriously: Fuck Spy Kids). It’s gloriously grindhouse-styled, B-movie stuff.
On the other hand, it’s a recipe for disaster. It’s getting too hyped up (and I blame myself for this as well), and it’s got the potential to be anywhere from middling to massively disappointing. But I’m staying hopeful. The cast is too good for words — even Jessica Alba. There was a time when I would have dreaded her presence, but she was surprisingly decent in The Killer Inside Me. Given that, Sin City, and this, it seems that Ms. Alba might be trying to reach some loftier goals than I expected. That’s sort of admirable, I suppose.
Anyway, here are a few new character posters for Machete. They’re all pretty much awesome, and I love that Don Johnson is in it. And don’t get me started on the hysterical badassery of Segal.
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Comments
Posted by: PissBoy at July 13, 2010 9:32 AM
Weird...
These pictures look just like the wallet photos of my family.
Ya see, my dad is an ex-Mexican federale, trained in special forces combat. He's a master with a knife and I've seen him win at least a half-dozen pig stickin' matches.
My sister is an ex-prostitute who fancies a large weapon. :: rimshot! ::
My uncle Neil is a veteran - he invaded Grenada - who came home with PTSD. Ever since, he's practiced the way of the samurai. (we give him a foam sword)
Grandpa Frank is a shithouse insane congressman from Alabama. He doiesn't carry S&W .45's though. He's a bigger fan of the Baretta 9mm. As he says 'to keep all them coloreds off his property.' (If you knew grandpa Frank...you'd totally think his racism was funny!)
Then there's my hot cousin Peggy. (uncle Neil's daighter) I don't make it known...but i would totally pee in her butt.
And, oddly enough, Don Johnson is my second cousin and the photos in this case are identical. Cheap motherfucker wouldn't spring for the bigger package at Olin Mills so that everyone could get 'poster-sized' apparently.
Dick!
...and Nash Bridges sucked balls!