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By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (14)



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Last week, in my review of Angels and Demons, I likened Tom Hanks’ Professor Langdon to MacGruber in his tendency to explain the motivations, the historical implications, and the consequences of each action before he’ll actually commit the action. It was semi-amusing once or twice in the context of an “SNL” skit (a skit that quickly wore out its welcome), but as Angels and Demons demonstrated, it’d never work in a full-length movie.

But that’s not stopping Lorne Michaels, who hasn’t spun off a decent “SNL” comedy since the first Wayne’s World, though he can count these among his many flops: Ladies Man, Night at the Roxbury, It’s Pat, and The Coneheads. At the Peabody Awards recently, Michaels told THR that a “McGruber” film is still being looked at. ‘It would have to be in the summer because we are back in production in the fall,’ he told THR when asked about the possible production timing. ‘We’re still in discussions’ on details, he added.”

Holy king of awful fucking ideas, Lorne-man. A MacGruber movie? Isn’t the entire point of MacGruber that he blows himself up 30 seconds into each skit? Are you to tell me that we might have to suffer through Will Forte not defusing a bomb for 88 minutes before dying in an explosion? Or will he survive multiple explosions in the same movie? How is it going to work? Will he be some sort of mullet-wearing Maxwell Smart version of MacGyver? Because we already had a Get Smart remake, and it was awful. And Will Forte is no Steve Carell.

If you have to make a movie out of an “SNL” character (and there’s no law saying you have to — it’s not like their particularly profitable or help the “SNL” brand), at least get Samberg and Justin Timberlake to make a full-length musical based on their “Dick in the Box” characters. It won’t be good, but it’ll have at least three or four minutes of humor, which is about three or four minutes more than MacGruber will have.










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Comments

Wait, McGruber is an actual skit? I thought it was just a Superbowl ad....ugh.

Posted by: Alex at May 19, 2009 7:45 PM

Forte owns face, I don't know what you're talking about. Just watch Clone High.
Secondly, a MacGruber movie would be the worst movie idea I could think of. I can think of plenty of other good digital shorts that would make a better movie. Or, better yet, Hot Rod 2!

Posted by: chayes at May 19, 2009 8:25 PM

I was about to say, apropos of nothing, that I had never actually seen a MacGruber skit until this weekend when I watched the "Just Shorts" primetime episode of SNL. So, yeah, this post is a little weird.

Of course, I was also assuming that the skits aired back in the 80's when MacGyver was actually on TV, which is strange since I watched SNL fairly regularly back then. But I get the impression (and Wikipedia confirms) that MacGruber is actually a fairly recent skit. I wouldn't know that since I haven't watched SNL in probably 8 or 10 years.

Anyway, how totally lame this is. The couple of skits I saw the other night weren't all that funny and they're parodying a show that's nearly a quarter century old!!! The VISA ads from few years back did a better job than these skits. I can't think of anything more irrelevant than Lorne Michaels and SNL.

Posted by: elsie at May 19, 2009 8:37 PM

I actually like Will Forte, (he has his moments, ok?) but this is a horrible idea. Truly, a horrible idea. But am I surprised this crap is being made? No, sadly, I am not at all surprised.

Posted by: Sarah at May 19, 2009 9:50 PM

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Posted by: Cougar at May 19, 2009 9:59 PM

Ow.

I just rolled my eyes so hard they fell out of my head. Ow.

Posted by: figgy at May 20, 2009 12:04 AM

Fun fact...the guy who wrote It's Pat: The Movie was the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.

True story...I know this because I was watching Pulp Fiction on Bravo a few months ago and they edited out THE FUCKING GIMP. Every sight or mention of him. They left the obvious ass rape and vengeful peen shooting, but the Gimp was too over the top. His conspicuous absence made me feel for the Gimp, and I was concerned that he wouldn't receive royalty checks for the Bravo showings. So, I IMDB'd him (anyone else pronounce that im-duh-bud him?) hoping it would be some wacky cameo by some actor who didn't need the check, like Brad Pitt or Mark Harmon. The Gimp turned out to be portrayed by the co-writer of It's Pat: The Movie. Possible comment diversion..favorite cameo?

Posted by: Barabajagalla at May 20, 2009 12:24 AM

Gene Hackman, blind man, "Young Frankenstein"

"Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso."

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 20, 2009 1:03 AM

Chuck Norris "Dodgeball"

Posted by: BWeaves at May 20, 2009 9:42 AM

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Posted by: salawite at May 20, 2009 9:52 AM

Merv Griffin.."The Man With Two Brains".

Actually one of the best parts of the SNL skit is the theme song.
"The guy's a freakin genious..MACGRUBER!"

Posted by: wsapnin at May 20, 2009 9:55 AM

Hot Rod 2 should only be done w/ Isla Fisher casted in it, otherwise that would be the worst sequel since Piranha 2

Posted by: Ted at May 20, 2009 11:54 AM

Don't feel bad, Alex. I too thought MacGruber was just a superbowl ad. Seriously, my only knowledge of anything SNL-related comes from this website.

Posted by: UncivilizedMike at May 20, 2009 5:38 PM

Sure, make a MacGruber movie. Because a MacGuyver movie is just too much like right.

Grrr.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at May 20, 2009 7:36 PM


















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