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Trade News | March 18, 2009 | Comments (10)

For the sadist among you who enjoyed having your childhood memories taken out behind the woodshed and fondled by the booze-breath of the straight-to-DVD sequel to Lost Boys, today’s a watershed day for you. There’s gonna be another straight-to-DVD sequel to brush it’s stubble against your face while it fondles your belly button.

The details, from Bloody Disgusting, are as follows: Evan Charnoff — who wrote a short-lived TV series called Fearless, which starred Rachel Leigh Cook as an FBI Agent (seriously) — will be handling the script duties. And, after all the drama surrounding whether Corey Feldman would be in Lost Boys 2, the powers that be have finally realized where the butter for their burnt toast is. Feldman will not only return as Edgar Frog, but the movie will focus on him (Feldman also gets an executive producer credit). The other Corey is not likely be make it, which will mean that Lost Boys 3 will sell only 11 copies, instead of 12.

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If you read the above word repeatedly for at least one-half hour, the above information will disappear completely from your memory.

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You’re welcome.


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Comments

Good to know!
And thousands of sincere and serious tall people I met on:" Tallmingle C o M "are the most amazing people I ever met! they care nothing but real love and chemistry! that's what we are looking for in today's world! :-)

Posted by: Oliver at March 18, 2009 11:35 AM

Anyone ever get the feeling that in terms of the entertainment industries' creative capacities we're merely inching our way towards the eventual "Everyone Loves Hypnotoad" movie? With all the remakes and sequels floating about you'd think the majority of the players in the studio system walk around all day repetitiously muttering, "Number 9" over and over again.

Posted by: Mike R. at March 18, 2009 11:41 AM

I had to look closely at that photo Feldman (not a recommended course of action) to determine if he had devil horns or not. I think it's the way his hair is, but I'm not ruling out that he MAY be the devil.

Posted by: TylerDFC at March 18, 2009 11:49 AM

Dearest Spambot,

Like OMG! I am TOTALLY a tall person too! Do you have troubles finding pants that fit? Ever knock your head against low-hanging door-frames? Did your friends secretly resent your abundance of height too?

We should like TOTALLY get together and compare notes, Dude!

Oh, and Corey Feldman's horns are real. There has to be some occult magick at work keeping him employed.

Sincerely,
malikvlc

Posted by: malikvlc at March 18, 2009 12:00 PM

I met Corey at the Plaza club in vancouver when his "band" performed there, I just couldn't stay away. He wore a shirt that gave him the look of tattooed sleeves, among other outfits.

I also met Haim, he is way funnier (unintentionally)

Posted by: Alli at March 18, 2009 12:07 PM

I thought horns were growing out of The Corey's head in the pic.

Posted by: Sweetie Dahling at March 18, 2009 12:16 PM

...and in less redundant news (facepalm) I will be calling the next Starbucks employee to ruin my order a Lattefluffler. And they will be taken aback, I guarantee.

Posted by: Sweetie Dahling at March 18, 2009 12:20 PM

What about Alan Frog, though? I need some Jamie Newlander! They cut out his "Tribe" scenes? Don't they know he's the better Frog?

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2009 12:35 PM

One thing about living in cyberspace I never could stomach, all the douchebag vampires.

Posted by: agent bedhead at March 18, 2009 4:45 PM

If you want entertainment, look him up on Electric Circus. He's singing and dancing, it's sad and alarming. He makes Gino Vannelli look like Alfie Zappacosta, which isn't too bad. Alfie can sing, he's just got problems.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at March 19, 2009 12:53 AM