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I would rather read Blaze.

...Ben Stiller can still procreate after taking so many hits to the pants' weenie.

As opposed tooooooo??? The elbow weenie? Elbownie? Elbenis? Boy version of the Vagelbow.

Schlongbow? Elbunk?

I really enjoy the word Wangbow, but i think we need to buyild the word differently that Vagelbow. I think we should keep the first syllable...then go into the penii reference.

Elbang? Elbock? Elbogurt Slinger?

Agreed. Elbork sword? That's what the Swedish Chef has in his pants.

Oh Dustin, you had me at Raven Symone.

Oh my.

I'd rather watch you read Blaze, while furiously masturbating with a cheese grater and Paris HIlton licking my face.

Make sure you use the big holes Shadows you wouldn't want it to chafe. And by holes I mean Paris Hiltons.

I'm so sorry about that out burst. I really shouldn't have acted like that after seeing just a picture and a headline and...wait...Raven Symone is in this?

Raven "dresses like a Palin at her concerts" Symone?!

Well then, it's official...God is Dead.

MEET THE LITTLE FOCKERS?! BRILLIANT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(....hurk!...)

the goddam title made me laugh so hard I cough-puked up half a mcmuffin onto my keyboard -stop- now the period and shift buttons doesn't work-stop- the sheer talent in this film makes me hard -stop- i'm so happy, i wanna punch the pope in the throat, i wanna hump a dolphin, i wanna throw emmanuel lewis down a laundry chute - not because he's colored, but because he's so goddamed adorable -stop- fuckityfuckaroo, this movie's gonna rawk -stop- i hate tuesdays -stop- nd nw th vwls r stck -stop- stpd vmt -stop-

I'm so sorry about that out burst. I really shouldn't have acted like that after seeing just a picture and a headline and...wait...Raven Symone is in this?

Raven "dresses like a Palin at her concerts" Symone?!

Well then, it's official...God is Dead.

Also, I guess it's a bad time to mention they're gearing up for a third Nutty Professor with Eddie Murphy. Maybe Raven can sign a five picture deal with Universal, and take over this franchise next! I dare you, I FUCKING DARE YOU HOLLYWOOD! Bring me Nutty Professor 3: The Little Klump, followed by Nutty Professor 4: Little Klump Strikes Forth, which will then be encored with Nutty Professor 5: Klump Hump, and finally draw the series to a close with the magnum opus Nutty Professor 6: Large and In Charge. Do that, and I'll bring you the heads of all three Jonas Brothers, WITH their purity rings, because honestly...these movies are like sentencing my brain to death for a crime I didn't commit.

Back in my younger, naive days I made the mistake of mentioning to my mother that I liked the original Meet the Parents. I had rented it with my then-boyfriend on our sixth or seventh date and thought it wasn't terrible. Mainly because I had a thing for Owen Wilson back in the day (don't ask).

So, come Christmas I received the VHS tape back when those things still exsisted. Then a few years later, she gave me a dvd of the sequel for Christmas too, even though I had never even seen it. I know what to expect for Christmas next year.

Ben Stiller is a pox on all humanity. So's this poor excuse for a movie...that factoid about it making more money that all three Godfathers put me in deep depression.

Austin I have the solution to your problem. When this comes out, casually mention that you saw it (don't actually do this as it may cause you to be a case of spontaneous combustion) and that it was a shame to its predecessors and that it made you sad because it was so not "on par" with the originals.

Hopefully, your mom will listen and not get you the DVD.

Also, who was clamoring for this third film? Are people so desperate to see a cat shatting into a toilet? Were the baby gags not enough in that monstrosity MtF that they were artistically obligated to continue on with this travesty?

Did Stiller punch someone's taint until they cried "uncle!" in submission? Inquiring minds need to know...

Vermillion, you mean Dr. Dolittle, right?

Holy crap, you are right. They have all started to blend together now.

But now the issue is what is worse: that I got it wrong and screwed up my whole point, or that you were able to correct me?

Vermillion, I think it's one of those "Alien vs. Predator" type situations...no matter which side wins, we're all still screwed.

At work we were all talking about 'Tropic Thunder', and how it was definitely good and worth seeing but disappointing nonetheless, and one girl goes, as if she just came to a major realization:

"...I think I kind of hate Ben Stiller!"

I laughed for a very long time.

In fact, Meet the Fockers grossed more money than all three Godfather movies combined.

Inflation.

I really have never been a fan of these movies. The whole Ben Stiller thing has really worn thin with me as well. I just don't think he's that funny. I have gone out of my way not to pay dollar one to see any of his films since I saw Zoolander and laughed once or twice. I did see Tropic Thunder, but that was for RDJ, who saved that film. Otherwise, he takes jokes and runs the punchlines 15 feet into the Earth's mantle.

I know people who champion these films, but they don't hold up, he's the same depressing mope he always is. Envy, Duplex, Along Came Polly,Starsky and Hutch, The Heartbreak Kid (why they ever did a remake of that is criminal, Charles Grodin should bitchslap him) Night at the Museum, The Cable Guy (he fucked up Jim Carrey for life). I just don't get it.

I gave him some street cred back in the day for the Ben Stiller show. But that was the first time we saw the Tom Cruise and Butch Patrick impersonations and Apatow, Odenkirk and Garofalo carried him the rest of way. Now there is Dodgeball and the cameo on Anchorman and that's about it.

He won't get anymore of my dollars, especially if it means bringing Streisand back on the screen.