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The First Sundance Film Sold Is ... Buried

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (33)



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Ryan Reynolds’ one-man indie flick, Buried, screened over the weekend, and the reception so far as I can tell has been fairly mixed, but in such a way that most of the film bloggers either love it or hate it. But among those who have loved it, you also have to take into account the Sundance mystique — everything is twice as good as it should be in Park City. Conversely, bad movie are twice as bad, which is to say: Park City feeds its audiences subliminal superlatives during all screenings, so that when they come out, every movie is the best or worst movie they’ve ever seen. (And yes: I’m bitter I’m not there this year, fuck you very much).

Anyway, of all the reviews I’ve read of Buried, I’m probably more inclined to believe Vince over at FilmDrunk, who called it arthouse torture porn and gave it a D- (our sensibilities are well aligned, though he obviously expresses his in a different way). But, good or bad, Buried is probably the most talked about film of the festival so far, and talk has increased since it because the first movie sold at Sundance. Lionsgate purchased the distribution rights to it yesterday for a reported $3 to $4 million, which sounds low, but you also have to take into account the fact that 95 percent of the movies at Sundance will never gross more than $5 million at the box office (even if they are sold), and that $4 million isn’t bad for a movie filmed exclusively inside a coffin — I suspect the budget wasn’t particularly high. Hell, the lines that the director Rodrigo Cortes and Ryan Reynolds delivered before the screening ought to be worth half a million, at least:

Cortes welcomed the crowd by saying, “If you like this film, then I want you to know I am the director. And if you don’t, don’t blame me because I didn’t write this shit.” Reynolds then told the audience, “I hope you love the movie as much as I hated making it.

In other purchasing news of note, 20th Century Fox gave Robert Rodriguez and company something like $9 million and a nice back-end deal to pick up the rights to Machete, the Danny Trejo film based on the fake trailer in Grindhouse. Fox beat out several other studios after it also gave Rodriguez a production deal.









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Comments

That picture is really unsettling. Please make it stop.

Posted by: Kate at January 25, 2010 10:38 AM

Yes. We may finally agree on the usage of term "torture porn." Seeing as how the entire premise of this film is a man buried alive (physical torture) manipulated by terrorists (psychological torture) through threats to his loved ones (emotional torture) all shown through the perspective of said man in coffin, I would be willing to call this torture porn. As for the non-existent sexual gratification aspect of the term I hate so much, clearly the film is using Ryan Reynolds as a known sex icon to boost its chance of success. Hence, genuine torture porn.

Posted by: Robert at January 25, 2010 10:49 AM

Goodbye Horses appetite.

Posted by: branded at January 25, 2010 10:50 AM

FINALLY! A Ryan Reynolds I can fuck!

Posted by: chayes at January 25, 2010 10:54 AM

I second Kate. Please take that picture away. Ergh.

Posted by: prairiegirl at January 25, 2010 11:00 AM

I am not a fan of the tuck... NOT A FAN OF THE TUCK! MAKE IT STOP, AUUGGHH!!

Posted by: Katers at January 25, 2010 11:06 AM

Oh, and I'm sure you would fuck you, Mr. Reynolds.

Posted by: Katers at January 25, 2010 11:07 AM

Oh good gawd.

Posted by: agent bedhead at January 25, 2010 11:08 AM

I've had nightmares about Danny Trejo. True story.

Regarding Ryan Reynolds, I'll bet it's small. I just have a feeling. That's why he needed the suggestive fire hose behind him.

Posted by: becks at January 25, 2010 11:08 AM

MUST . . . BLEACH . . . EYES . . . NOW!

The abs aren't looking so good now.

MUST DOUCHE BRAIN NOW!

Posted by: BWeaves at January 25, 2010 11:23 AM

When I was twelve our parish church, in a horribly mis-guided attempt to appeal to modern sensibilities, removed the beautiful old picture of the crucifixion and replaced it with an avant garde sculpture of Jesus on the cross that looked disturbingly like that picture of RR, in fact exact same pose. I credit it partially with my loss of faith. In other words: AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 25, 2010 11:24 AM

And you stare at me in your Jesus Christ pose
Arms held out like you've been carrying a load
And you swear to me you don't want to be my slave
But you're staring at me like I need to be saved

In your Jesus Christ pose...

Posted by: TK at January 25, 2010 11:41 AM

Soundgarden always makes me feel better.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 25, 2010 11:47 AM

The tuck flatters no one. Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!

Posted by: MM at January 25, 2010 12:08 PM

The scary part is that he's not tucking.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 25, 2010 12:10 PM

Worst. Chicken dance. Ever.

Posted by: Kballs at January 25, 2010 12:15 PM

If you'll excuse me, I must fetch a melon-baller that I may dig my own eyeballs out of my skull.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 25, 2010 12:17 PM

Here's a question from a curious female commenter, is the tuck painful/uncomfortable? Is it difficult to achieve? These are the questions that I ponder while I'm supposed to be planning a fundraiser.

Posted by: becks at January 25, 2010 12:18 PM

Unless there's a dog about to bite off his dick, I cannot respect a man who would voluntarily assume that position. Not for a movie, not out of embarrassment at being seen naked (seriously, better to let that banner flag than to tuck it away like a guilty tail) - not for any reason.

Posted by: Cindy at January 25, 2010 12:33 PM

It's as uncomfortable as wedging your balls between anything. I wouldn't say painful. And completely simple.
According to my friend.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 25, 2010 12:45 PM

You're doing it right now aren't you Rhyme? Thank you for the information sir.

Posted by: becks at January 25, 2010 12:47 PM

If Pajiba were to make a SLR: The Most Awkward Tucks my number 1 choice would be Brad Pitt.

http://www.omgblog.com/images/2009/brad-pitt-nude-06.php

Posted by: Bizarro SofĂ­a at January 25, 2010 12:53 PM

Why, Sofia? Why do that to us.

Somethings... cannot be unseen.

[whimpers]

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at January 25, 2010 1:37 PM

OMG Sofia! HAHAHAHAHA! That is awesome.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 25, 2010 1:38 PM

So I'm the only one that finds the tuck kind of hot, then?

Yes. Okay. I'll just be over here, not mentioning that.

La la la....

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at January 25, 2010 2:10 PM

At least they're not wearing skin-suits while they tuck.

And I don't mean the ones divers wear.

Posted by: Recondite at January 25, 2010 2:14 PM

I'd nail that him like a board over a broken window during a zombie invasion.

Yes, I'll use a real board and real nails and a real broken window. Now make it go away, please!

Posted by: BWeaves at January 25, 2010 2:37 PM

Cannot talk right today.

Posted by: BWeaves` at January 25, 2010 2:38 PM

if i had time, i'd photoshop that pic and combine with the human centipede!!!

Posted by: glittergirl at January 25, 2010 2:43 PM

Reasons this is Dustin's Favorite Picture Ever:
1. It's R-squared
2. He looks like a woman, so Dustin can finally feel straight!

Posted by: esme at January 25, 2010 4:30 PM

Ryan Reynolds looks like he's got his Dane Cook impersonation down to a science.

Posted by: bleujayone at January 25, 2010 5:04 PM

AAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!! My eyes! I'm going bllskadddddddddndvghadeovhnzvmgh

(that was me going blind)

Posted by: stardust at January 25, 2010 5:45 PM

I always knew Ryan Reynolds was a tranny.

Posted by: Angelmonster at January 26, 2010 5:00 PM