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Lindsay Lohan? Job?

By Stacey Nosek | Trade News | May 14, 2009 | Comments ()

So the only question left to ponder now is: How is Lindsay Lohan going to fuck up and squander this opportunity? She's like the Wile E. Coyote of fucking up movies. It doesn't matter how many pairs of dynamite-laced rollerskates she gets sent from ACME, she's still going to smash into a wall with a hole painted on it and she'll probably be full of pills and booze when it happens.

Cross-posted at Webster's Is My Bitch.

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