Lindsay Lohan Slips a Nip Filming Liz Taylor Biopic, and NOW I See the Resemblance

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Lindsay Lohan Slips a Nip Filming Liz Taylor Biopic, and NOW I See the Resemblance (NSFW)

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | June 5, 2012 | Comments ()


Well, there you go! Finally, something that Liz Taylor and Lindsay Lohan actually have in common: Breasts. Other than that, I'm pretty sure that their only other commonality is their carbon base.

Anyway, the above image is the first official image from Lifetime's Liz and Dick, which looks like it could also double as the first official image from the much better movie, Dick Burton: Vampire Hunter.

Also, during filming, Lohan's boobs may have gotten away from her on set.



If you want to see the NSFW slips, you'll need to click here and here, but I need to remind you, folks. They're just breasts. The difference between SFW breasts and NSFW breasts is an arbitrary round, brownish pink circular area that contains nipples, which are great for feeding babies. If you're over the age of 20 ... 15 ... 13? then I should imagine that the mystery surrounding an unclothed nipple has already vanished for you.


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  • Uriah_Creep

    I'm watching The Deep on TV, and Jacqueline Bisset's glorious nipples would strongly disagree with your shameful admission. It's like saying that you've had enough of looking at beautiful faces.

  • Archie Leach

    All you jealous haters are jealously hating on lindsey cause you're all jealous that lindsey looks so good for a women in her mid-50s!

  • L.O.V.E.

    Rowles, your misogyny knows no bounds.

    Salma Hayek has fed over 13,000.00 starving orphans in Africa to date. And that's just with her left nipple.

    Oh, and nipples are useful for telling my wife if the weather calls for a sweater.

  • alwaysanswerb

    You know, A for effort for the header pic. Other than the bizarre vampiric pose, it's not a bad look.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I’m pretty sure that their only other commonality is their carbon base.
    See, Dustin doesn't read my comments, pout. This, yesterday, from me: Liz & LiLo share a starry childhood with some hard living. La Liz was certainly scandal-prone in her day. She just took a little longer to get that lived-in look.

    And you know what? I don't really care about Lohan. I'm ambivalent about her. But I think there's been enough shit dumped on her. 

  • bleujayone

    Lindsay Lohan's Left Boob- Oh Christ, here we go again. I can't take this anymore.
    Lindsay Lohan's Right Boob-Why so sad?  Things are looking perky. We're finally acting again.
    LLLB- Bullshit! She puts us through all sorts of hell and we don't even get the glory of a decent acting role or even a photo spread.  Did you see what Playboy did to us?  DID YOU?!?
    LLRB- I know, you can't even tell it was us.  It could have been anybooby there with all that Photoshop. But hey, we're in front of the cameras again...
    LLLB- And now she cock teases us with a Liz Taylor role only it has all the quality of a cable access improv with money. And her acting has degraded so badly that Traci Lords could out thespian her!
    LLRB- Aww, areola up.  Maybe it's not so bad.  Maybe it will be worth all the years of humiliation. 
    LLVJJ- Hey, don't get me started on what she put ME through to get this part....
    LLBH- Bitches, please. You have NO idea.
    LLLB- Fuck this noise...I'm outta here!!!
    LLRB- You can't leave, you're attached! And we're in the middle of a take...
    LLLB- I can give it the old college try, which is more that what I can say for her. GERONIMO!!!!!

  • emmelemm


    BEST. EVER.  Sad I can only "like" once.

  • Tracer Bullet

    If you’re over the age of 20 … 15 … 13? then I should imagine that the
    mystery surrounding an unclothed nipple has already vanished for you.

    You've gone from "incompetent heterosexual" to outright failure.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    She looks more like 60s era Priscilla Presley.

  • Pookie

    Jesus Christ Rowles, only you could find a problem with LiLo's nip slip.

  • Jezzer

    I love how it looks like he's going in for an emergency nose pick in the second photo. 

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    Rowles, don't you even try to tell me that you're not jealous as all hell of your daughters and their exclusive nippleage rights. 

  • TheOriginalMRod

    So the guy who played Cooter in True Blood is going to play Richard Burton... totally makes sense. Poor bastard. 

  • Cody M.

    I don't agree with Ron White on... well, anything, really... except for when he said "when you've seen one pair of boobs, you... wanna see the rest of 'em."

  • They're just boobs, no big deal, that's why I made an entire post on my blog about them.

  • pissant

    Ah, yes, Dustin doesn't find bare breasts to be exciting.  He's above that.  I'm sure.  Ya know what, I don't understand why people get excited by vaginas.  I mean, they're great for birthing babies, but other than that?  How could one possibly be attracted to a nude human body?  I know I'm above that.

    Anyway, can one "nipple slip" after they've posed nude for Playboy?

  • Jezzer

    I'm just going to channel my inner Pookie and say, "Call me when they're fishing this broad out of a swimming pool the morning after the wrap party."

  • comma

     Shit. I'm forced to "like" this.

    I hate myself now. I hope you're happy. No I don't.

  • Jezzer

    That was strangely liberating.

  • Protoguy

    Shame it's not a Natalie Wood bio-pic.

  • lowercase_ryan

    I kept clicking links hoping he would eventually throw her overboard. 

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