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Mr. Moral America Gets His Ass Handed to Him / Dustin Rowles

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(PAJIBALAND) — The ratings for the late night talk shows are in for the month of October, and David Letterman looks like the big winner, despite — or perhaps, because of — the recent controversy stemming from the affairs he had with female staffers on the show. According to The Hollywood Reporter, “The Late Show” is up 13 percent year to year, while the news for “The Tonight Show” with Conan O’Brien isn’t nearly as good: He’s down a whopping 47 percent year to year. The only silver lining here is that at least “The Tonight Show” is only down 15 percent in the coveted 18-49 demographic. Moreover, “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” is also dominating NBC’s “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” averaging 2 million viewers per night, compared to Fallon’s 1.6 million.

Meanwhile, Nikke Finke is reporting that Jay Leno is getting defensive about his own disaster of a 10 p.m. show on NBC, a trainwreck that is not only affecting the Peacock network, but the local NBC affiliates, which are down 22 to 30 percent in the 11 p.m. hour in major markets. In statements from Leno, he does seem to be blaming NBC partly for the disaster, noting that “Lead-ins are important. On the nights when we have a strong lead-in, we are competitive; on the nights we don’t, it’s up to us to try and carry the ball ourselves.” He also suggested that he’d not only prefer to have the 11:30 slot back, but if NBC offered it to him, he’d take it, even if that meant Conan was going to get the shaft.

On Letterman and his troubles, Leno also noted: “I wouldn’t trade places with Dave now for anything! I don’t think he’s getting a free pass. If it were me, it would kill me. I’m the guy who’s been married 29 years. But Dave has never pretended to be Mr. Moral America, he’s never set himself up that way. He’s not a hypocrite.”

Also, note that for Mr. Moral America, it’s plenty rich that Leno would make this remark, especially after violating the union rules during the writer’s strike last year: “There is enough work out there, so people shouldn’t necessarily be mad at me for taking the 10 o’clock spot.”

No wonder his jokes are awful; his writers clearly hate him.


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Comments

It's wonderful reading about how badly Leno's sucking, it's like reading the box office reports for Battlefield Earth, we finally know how low you have to sink before even the brain-dead, paint huffing troglidytes of Middle America.

Posted by: George at November 2, 2009 11:14 AM

sex + scandal = great ratings. Always have, always will.

I couldn't possibly care less about who wins the late-night wars, at my age I'm lucky I'm still awake by 8:30.

I'm interested in this, though: Ladies of Pajiba, given the chance for a one-night stand with no consequences, would YOU bang Letterman? I mean, look at the guy.

Call it a test of the veracity of women when they say they put "a sense of humor" above "looks" on the list of desirable traits in a man.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 2, 2009 11:24 AM

All late night sucks including Letterman and Leno.

Posted by: Continental Almonds at November 2, 2009 11:29 AM

The only thing on late night I'm interested in banging is Cone Bone's fine, orange pompadour.

Posted by: AlexaCastro at November 2, 2009 11:29 AM

TCFKAB

Your Letterman question reminds me of something my co-workers kicked around the water cooler once

Fellows of Pajiba - Would you marry Oprah?

And yes, you would have to fulfill your husbandly duties.

Posted by: Doric at November 2, 2009 11:31 AM

Letterman has demonstrated his virility and leadership by tapping all that ass.

He deserves the ratings.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 2, 2009 11:32 AM

I'd bang Craig Ferguson in a heartbeat.

Posted by: MM at November 2, 2009 11:41 AM

he actually sounds quite reasonable if you read the actual interview

take his stance on NBC ...

Do you wish NBC would have done anything differently along the way outside of pulling you out of 11:35?

No, they are standing behind it, they're fine. They are treating me well. I think they are giving us all the support they can. Lead-ins are important. On the nights when we have a strong lead-in, we are competitive; on the nights we don't, it's up to us to try and carry the ball ourselves….I think people like a fighter. And if you just keep swinging, eventually people are going to get tired of hitting you. They're going to say, “We've been beating this guy up for six months, let's move on.” That's sort of the way I look at it.

or Conan ...

Is there any satisfaction in Conan's numbers trailing what you did in that slot?

No. There is nothing that kills creativity more than bitterness. You get no satisfaction from that at all. You really, really don't.

mind you, I don't think Leno is funny nor do I watch his show ... and for all I know he could have been lying when he said all that ... but he doesn't sound ... uhm ... "defensive Leno is going on the offensive"

Posted by: lelnguye at November 2, 2009 11:44 AM

Letterman has been one of my biggest crushes since I was in grade school. Yum.

I would also marry Oprah. That woman is amazing. So driven and successful. She's quite a bit more spiritual than I am but I'm sure we could work through that. It would be a mostly sexless marriage though, as I assume she's in now. The woman's busy.

Posted by: becks at November 2, 2009 12:00 PM

Fellows of Pajiba - Would you marry Oprah?

And yes, you would have to fulfill your husbandly duties.
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Yes, only because my husbandly duties would pretty much be confined to house-bitchin' which I already do. Those other duties are fulfilled by Gail.

Posted by: admin at November 2, 2009 12:34 PM

re: Banging Letterman:

Not a chance. I get the feeling that he would be trading banter with Shaffer the whole time, only to make a self deprecating remark intended to excuse the moment when the big finish falls flat.
Followed by a bad rimshot and weird keyboard effect.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 12:47 PM

Followed by a bad rimshot and weird keyboard effect.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 12:47 PM

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NO NO NO it would be the throwing the sheet of paper at the window with the *glass-breaking* sound effect.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 2, 2009 12:50 PM

Are you kidding?! Look at how sexy that woman's bank account is.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 2, 2009 1:25 PM

You're right Bslim. That changes everything. Sign me up!
/sarcasm

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 2:52 PM

Dude, I'm gay as all hell and I'd marry Oprah. I think I could manage a little awkward sex in exchange for, oh, I dunno, ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.

Posted by: Shay at November 2, 2009 2:58 PM

only to make a self deprecating remark intended to excuse the moment when the big finish falls flat.
Followed by a bad rimshot and weird keyboard effect.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 12:47 PM
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Lwa'e' my luv, I thought we weren't going to mention this ... unFORtunate incident in our relationship in public. I know you're making it seem as if you are talking about Letterman, but I know who you mean.

I said I was sorry and I'll do better. This time I'LL be the pony, 'k?

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 2, 2009 3:42 PM

No. No way would I bang Letterman. For me, a guy needs to have a sense of humor and looks I am attracted to. Letterman is seriously lacking in the looks department. One without the other = no go. A sense of humor can make up for some looks, but, come on, I have to be physically attracted. Shallow, but true. But, no amount of good looks will make up for a lack of humor. Maybe I'm not as shallow as I thought? Whatever. I don't care anyway.

Good thing for my husband that he has both looks and humor or our relationship would have never gone anywhere!

Posted by: stardust (now with 100% less savant) at November 2, 2009 3:43 PM

Hell, Oprah isn't so bad. I mean, yeah, here is the money. But Jogging Shape Oprah is pretty good looking. However, that's a fairly ephemeral condition, and it could change back to Whale Oprah at any time.

I'll take that chance.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at November 2, 2009 3:52 PM

And did you check out Jay "Moral America" Leno banter with Chris Rock about dogfighting?

Up yours, Leno.

Posted by: Ben at November 2, 2009 3:53 PM

Big Daddy, I'd never out you in public like that. What happens in Pajiba STAYS in Pajiba.
Besides, my Silver Fox, you think your'e the first man I've broken?
Not.
Even.
Close.
This is exactly why I was cynical about the prospect of banging Letterman.
Besides, what you and I have is much deeper than that. You reach right into my black little soul, and squeeeze...

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 2, 2009 4:22 PM

Leno's remarks struck me as plain stupid. He's blaming NBC for not leaving him with a bunch of viewers who are too lazy to turn the channel when 10pm comes round and his show starts? Yeah, Jay, it's on everyone else to stupefy the crowd enough so that they'll hang around when your idiotic show comes on.

Thank goodness it's sucking in the ratings. I expected/hoped it would, and that the 'phenomenon' of Leno at 11:30 was only because people who are still watching after the 11pm news are passed out in their easy chairs with a puddle of drool on their chests.

I am disappointed for Conan, however.

Posted by: ameagari at November 2, 2009 7:22 PM

Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club -- http://AgelessMeet.COM/. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Posted by: Kyra at November 4, 2009 1:50 AM

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Posted by: Dustin Rowles at November 5, 2009 1:43 PM





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