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Let's Look At The First Picture Of Captain America's Winter Ass: Photo Roundup

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | April 9, 2013 | Comments ()


Captain America: The Winter Soldier April 4, 2014
(Latino Review)

The Lone Ranger July 3, 2013


Elysium August 9, 2013
(Bloody Disgusting)

The Great Gatsby May 10, 2013


The Bling Ring June 14, 2013

(Collider; more images at the source)

Pacific Rim July 12, 2013
(Bloody Disgusting)

The Hangover Part III May 24, 2013
(Latino Review)

Star Trek: Into Darkness


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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Jezzer

    Johnny Depp is a Native American? Who knew?

  • stardust

    I legit got tingles from the Star Trek poster...and not just in the ladyparts either.

  • Samantha Klein

    OHAI, Armie. I made my husband promise not to let me go see that movie unless the reviews are really, really good. Sigh.

  • ZombieNurse

    I just hope that Gatsby does well in the box office so that it brings the spiffy clothes back in style.

  • e jerry powell

    I gets what I want and I want my dog gold-plated!


  • Joe Grunenwald

    I can't believe THE LONE RANGER isn't out already. It feels like I've been seeing trailers for it for MONTHS. GO AWAY YOU CRAP MOVIE.

    And while I will never see the movie, I appreciate the HANGOVER 3 poster as an homage to a classic comic cover.

  • csb

    I thought this was the classic cover. It's five years older than the Superman one and seems to have spawned a huge amount of homages over the years.

    (Though apparently it all goes back to Michaelaneglo's Pietà.)

  • logan

    I like the Trek poster. Cumberbatch looks bad ass.
    the Lone Ranger just looks dumber and dumber to me. I mean if your going to spoof something spoof something relevant. My DAD watched the Lone Ranger FFS.

  • Bedewcrock

    I had convinced myself it had already been released and was so bad it just went away. Damn.

    Also, anyone feeling a little Wild Wild West from this?

  • BlackRabbit

    I have a hard time getting past "Armie". I know, shallow.

  • Um, they aren't spoofing it. It is an actual remake of The Lone Ranger.

    That's probably not going to make you feel better about it.

  • logan

    Impossible! Did you not see the fucking dead bird on Depps head?
    You cant make a serious movie about a guy with a dead bird on his head.

  • MissAmynae

    There's a Portlandia joke in there somewhere...
    Tonto put dead bird on, Kemosabe.

  • Nadine

    Is his name really Armie?

  • His name is Armand. And yes, he is a scion of and named after the Arm and Hammer brand.

  • BlackRabbit

    Communists! (No, not really.)

  • Nadine

    Armand, of course! I couldn't figure out what his name could be to be Armie, or if it was just Armie, or if it was Arnie and my eyes had gone funny.

  • Julia

    Pretty sure his first name is Armand. Poor guy, he doesn't really have many options. It's Armie, or have his name be Armand Hammer.

  • jvb

    Yeah, I'm sure he feels really bad about his name as he takes a bath in a tub full of money.

  • Hollyg

    He must feel even worse when he looks in the mirror and sees all that ugliness and lack of shining hair.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    Yeah, he's a real horror to look at.

  • It's starting to disturb me how attractive Emma Watson is getting as of late. I don't know why, but I feel a little guilty ogling DEM LEGGS.

  • DeistBrawler

    I do not feel guilty. At all.

  • Damn straight! Those gams are a work of art! (As is the rest of her.)
    Although we do need to talk to Ms. Watson about gun safety. NEVER hold it with your finger on the trigger.

  • NateMan

    I felt the same way about Katie Leung, the girl who played Cho Chang. Fortunately she was of legal age when she played the character (and is 25 now, hard as that is to believe).

    It's difficult to avoid feelings of skeeviness on occasion when it comes to actresses.Just remember that Jennifer Lawrence is the same age as Emma Watson, and this site has been ogling that girl nonstop.

  • Scully

    The trailer is even more disturbing...in the funny feels kind of way.

  • toblerone

    Does the inclusion of "The Bling Ring" mean we get to talk about Emma Watson now (not that I have any real interest)?

    Taissa Farmiga I get, she lovely and talented and bound to become a "Pajiba Darling" but Emma has always been ignored.

  • NateMan

    I have such high hopes for Elysium. I hope they remain un-dashed..

  • Guest

    Yep, that poster (along with Star Trek's) has SUCK written all over it.

  • Snath

    Hangover Part III: "IT ENDS"

    And there was much rejoicing.

  • That shot looks exactly like Marissa Cooper's death.

    When there was also much rejoicing.

  • TK

    Jesus, Taissa Farmiga looks EXACTLY like her mother (she can be seen in the images on Collider).

  • toblerone

    Do you mean sister? Vera Farmiga is her older sister.

  • TK

    What'd I say? Mother? Jesus.

    What the hell is "sleep" anyway?

  • Uriah_Creep

    What the hell is "sleep" anyway?

    It's something you won't experience for several more years.

  • poopnado

    The Bling Ring was the actual name of the gang of teenagers that committed those robberies. So, not really an unfortunate name. Better than "Lost in Translation" AMIRITE.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    Uh...I was promised Cap Ass. I need to speak to management.

  • koko temur


  • e jerry powell

    Damn right.

  • BendinIntheWind

    Same reason I clicked.


    MUCH better.

  • Lauren_Lauren

    He's punching the bag, and his ass is punching us. In the face. WITH AWESOMENESS.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    You're good people, @bendininthewind:disqus! May you (and we) be blessed with many more bouncy Cap Asses!

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Holy bouncy Cap Asses Batman!

  • BendinIntheWind

    If the sequel consists of nothing but Cap's workout regimen, I hold myself responsible for at least $40 of their domestic box office gross.

  • TheReinaG

    One of my brothers recently forced me to sit through the awful 'What's Your Number' and I couldn't help but realize how stunningly beautiful Chris Evans is. I mean; for serious.

  • BendinIntheWind

    He was on an episode of Doug Loves Movies with Leonard Maltin, and they read Leonard's review of "What's Your Number?" out loud to him. It was delightful.

  • koko temur

    Bless you. So do you, like, just happen to have it around?

  • BendinIntheWind

    It comes in handy more often than you'd think. This is my #2:


  • NateMan

    I may be straight but even I can appreciate the man-candy on display. Lucky bastard... Or, well, devoted bastard. I won't eat plain chicken breasts and work out all day, even if that's the result.

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