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Small Scented Candle: THE MOVIE

Sweet! I can't wait for the horror movie Slinky. This time, it pushes you.

A movie about Legos? Bad idea.

A movie made entirely out of Legos? Great idea.

Call Michel Gondry. We've got ourselves a winner.

Wait, about Legos? Or will it be more like a Lego re-imagining? Like the games. Lego Star Wars or Lego Indiana Jones?

LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS.

Lighten up, Francis.

"Packing Peanuts: Packing Heat"

"Bubble Wrap: Bubble Trubble"

"Plain Brown Wrapper: The Postman Always Rings Twice"

The plural of Lego is Lego? What? This is America, Jack. If there's more than one of something, we're slapping an "s" on that bitch. This ain't like the panino/panini argument. These are fucking LegoS we're talking about.

the diary diaries: musings of a journal in 3-d

format wars: the battle of rewritable media throughout the ages

The Carpenter (oh wait that was the passion of the christ)

This is just like eye spy.

@ marra: the name of the pig/dice game is PIG OUT!
god, i loved that fucking game...haven't thought about it in ages.

"Sweet! I can't wait for the horror movie Slinky. This time, it pushes you."

Posted by: admin at August 11, 2009 11:50 PM

Hahahahahaha.

Admin , I think you stumbled upon the plot of Saw 10. A deranged killer kills young adults with their favorite childhood boardgames. See Tommy get force fed plastic houses; see suzie starve to death in a life-size mouse trap; see buxom women getting stabbed with tongue sharpened candy canes (cmon, who didn't turn their candy canes into weapons?); see 55 million in box office sales.

Oh, and I wish to rename a previous entry:

Bubble Wrap: Bubble Ho-Tep

I want to see a full length movie of Animator vs. Animation.

or, how about:

Ketchup: Blood Red

Mustard: This Yellow Doesn't Run

Mayo: Cold Fusion

Milk: Sell Before Date

Bread: Rising to the Occasion

Flatbread: When Good Yeast Goes Bad

Crackers: Who You Calling Cracker?

Does Lego cleavage work on dudes? 'Cause then I could do some add on work without having to go through surgery.

How about Lego porn?

Fire: The True Life Story of Famed Caveman/Inventor Mmmggnhhhrraa

I'm going to write screenplays based on the random happenings of my everyday life.

FUCK, I Left My Chapstick At Home: A Young Woman's Search For Sanity and Moistened Lips

What the HELL is That Tattoo?

Boy, Am I Hungry. Does Anyone Have Some Crackers? ...The Movie

why isn't there a Cheetos movie in the works? And since it's a brand name, is that the correct plural? Or is the plural of Cheetos Cheetoses? Cheetoes? Cheetoi?

Brand name, schmand name, Anna. The correct nomenclature is Cheesy Poofs. That is what everyone calls them in real life, because that is what they are. Cheesy Poofs.

Damn, now I want some Cheesy Poofs...

Fuck All Of You, Now I Want Cheesy Poofs. The Movie.

The Sponges wife: a real tearjerker

Backgammon - This time there is no rolling the dice!

too late with the lego porn... allready been done

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhcnfadmUm0

wtf?!!?!

You guys aren't thinking outside the box enough.

Vowels: The Reckoning

Furby Too: This Time It's Personable

Let's see how ridiculous this can get:

- Peter Jackson presents "The Styrofoam Cup" trilogy.

- Desk Calendar - Directed by Steven Spielberg, starring Tom Hanks as January, Leonardo DiCaprio as December, and Elizabeth Banks as June.

- Hand Lotion - Directed by Edgar Wright, starring Simon Pegg as Pumpkin Pie Paradise and Nick Frost as Palmer's Cocoa Butter.

- Computer Monitor starring Keanu Reeves as "The Computer Monitor", Patrick Swazye as "the Hard Drive", and Gary Busey as "The Speakers"

- Calculator, directed by Darren Aranofsky.

- Paper Clip, directed by Ridley Scott

- Cork Board, directed by Diablo Cody

- Extension Cord, directed by John Landis (where Owen Wilson accidentally electrocutes himself and Dakota Fanning's younger sister, thus landing Landis into another heap of trouble. Only this time, Spielberg isn't around to bail him out.)

- Voice Mail, starring Christian Bale, directed by McG.

- Sharpie Marker, directed, starring, written by, produced by, and scored to the tune of one kazoo by Tyler Perry.

- Screensaver, directed by Zach Snyder

- Pajiba.Com, directed by Wes Anderson (and yes, it will be stop motion.)

You guys aren't thinking outside the box enough.

Vowels: The Reckoning

"A, e, i, o, u and sometimes DIE!"

Clearly, Spambot is pitching The Letter "G": The Movie.

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! Seekingrich.com starring Paris Hilton, directed by Lindsay. (These things really do write themselves.)

Mr. Bucket: PAIL OF SATAN.

I Love Lamp: An Enlightening Story of Unrequited Love

Rainbow Socks: Every Toe Has Its Place.
Snuggies: The Reckoning

Electric Outlet 2: Amps Can Dance

Mr. Bucket: PAIL OF SATAN.
Posted by: figgy at August 12, 2009 12:12 PM

Seriously. You guys are killing me here.

Night Light: Last Stand Against The Darkness

Swiffer: Because Brooms Are For Bitches

Dust Mote 2: Dustier

Highlighter: Our Species Is Doomed

Philips Head Screwdriver: Seriously People, Get a Fucking Hobby

"Spambot: A Love Story...with Millionares....and Biracial couples....hot and available people.......T a l l d a t e r s...."

It will gross 150 million becasue it will show in all theaters no matter what you actually went to see.

Shampoo: Rinse, Lather....REPEAT.

Aglets: Look Them Up. We'll Make a Fucking Movie About Anything

"And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!"

Apparently Idiocracy was too optimistic.

FUCK, I Left My Chapstick At Home: A Young Woman's Search For Sanity and Moistened Lips

Julie - am I to infer from this that you have only one lip balm?! What kind of insanity is that? Anyone with a half-decent lip balm addiction knows that you need to have them stashed everywhere: purse, car, night stand, coffee table, bathroom, desk, work bag, all jackets with pockets, and at least one spare. And those are just the places I can think of off the top of my head.

Seriously, Julie. You should be ashamed of yourself. *tsk* And you call yourself an "addict". You disgust me.

4 in my purse
1 on my desk
1 in my desk drawer
1 in the car
1 in my briefcase
2 on the nightstand at home
2 on the vanity

OK, that's it. I'm immediately starting production on a hard-hitting documentary-style feature about the dangers of lip balm addiction. You women have a problem and you need to understand it, and seek help.

My goal is to expose the horrible nightmares of addiction that are created by the nefarious, insidious lip balm companies. These people make RJ Reynolds look like fucking Keebler.

God only knows what you do to subsidize this horrific sickness. Probably giving handies behind the local pharmacy. You need help, people.

Speaking of swiffers...

Ass Swiffer™: Adventures in the Dark

Me too, figgy - and I didn't even buy it myself.

How do we live with our lack of womanliness!

ooh...that inspires me:

Tampon, The Movie: There Will be Blood.

Eh, it ain't all about the make-up stuff. I can't stand glop on my lips unless they are seriously chapped in winter.

The Diva Cup Diaries

Apparently, you have not seen the Mike Judge movie, Idiocracy, where in the future, the movie that wins the academy award is a 2-hour film of someone's ass. Not so funny now, huh?

Also:

The plural of Lego is Lego? What? This is America, Jack. If there's more than one of something, we're slapping an "s" on that bitch.

Growing up in a state with Des Moines as its capitol, you don't know how right you are, especially all you non-Iowa motherfuckers. Or should that be motherfuckii?

Let's not forget The Passion of the Jesopus.

"Duplos-the prequal"

Three friends...

A tragedy no one saw coming....

Paper, Rock, Scissors

The standoff begins September 17th

You've heard of Beam vs. Daniels and The Olive in the Martini; now get ready for SUDS!.

Whittled: A Toothpick Story

and my personal favorite:

Protector: That Plastic Thing You Have To Remove Before You Can Squirt Out The Ketchup

kay I just HAD to get in on the chapstick/lip gloss/lipstick addiction confessional...

18 in my purse (like right now... today)
12 in my work desk
no idea in bathroom drawer at home (best guess 69 dude)
20 in make up case at home
6 on night stand or in drawer of night stand
3 on tv stand
2 on desk at home

I have a sickness perhaps... but at least I'll go down with some fucking gorgeous kissable lips...

I've only got one thing of Carmex floating around in my car, but I'm a guy.

However, my insanity manifests itself by having no less than 6 things of floss scattered around the house/car. I just really hate it when plaque builds up between my front teeth.

The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons
Watch Brad Pitt spend 3 hours sewing buttons back onto various articles of clothing.

Tammers - I don't know how to break this to you, but lip stick (and I'd argue, gloss as well) is not a suitable substitute for lip balm. For those of us with a true addiction, no lip stick or gloss will work. (Also, we end up looking like all we did was use lip liner, because lip sticks and gloss just disappear from the center of our lips--this is not a good look for anyone).

Now, if you would like to report back with the number of lip balms you have stashed in those various places, I'm willing to take that information into consideration. You may include any tinted lip balms you own.

I am, by the way, dutifully impressed by the sheer number of lip product items you possess. You totally have me beat.

Tammers, that's kind of insane.

Lip balm addiction list:

3-5 in my purse
2 in the car
1 in my desk drawer
1 on my computer stand
1 on my nightstand
3 in my makeup bag

But of all of the various lip balms I own, my absolute favorite is Lip Medex. It's in a blue short cylinder and it's just the best. It tingles! And isn't goopy or greasy! Sure, it gets on your finger, but I'm ok with that.

MelBivDevoe - where do you put it at night? How about when you've just stepped out of the shower? What if you don't have any pockets? A person's gotta be prepared for all lip balm emergencies.

The four things I always bring to a meeting at work: notepad, writing implements, water, and lip balm.

As for favorite brand? I'm all about Alba's un-petroleum in vanilla. My addiction has gone on for so long (it started in the winter of 1991--I blame Blistex for permanently throwing off the moisture balance in my lips) that I can't use anything that is light or thin. This stuff is thick enough to last for minutes at a time.

Someday, I'll have to track the number of times I apply the stuff...

Oh, and I have said in the past that to break this addiction I'd probably have to be put into a coma for at least a month. There is no chance in hell I'm giving this stuff up while I'm conscious.

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Kleenex V: Boogienose Nights
Kleenex VI: The Wackoffness

I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------

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LawnDarts: Death from the Sky

/relurk

Blonde Savant I too have tried he tingly stuff when on a road trip. A bunch of the girls insisted I'd like it and you know what? I kinda did. If I ever find it I'll be pretty tempted to buy some for gentlemanly recreational purposes. It'll be like a jazz hands version of the stranger.