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Late Night, Illness-Fueled Ramblings on Where the Wild Things Are


Hopalong Junk / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | March 25, 2009 | Comments (81)


It’s been a weird day. My 21-month-son and I are both sick this week; we’re sharing a fairly awful head cold. I don’t know what it feels like for a toddler, but Neil Finn’s son once described it as Pineapple Head, and that seems a fairly apt description. My brain feels chunky, but thanks to parenthood, I’m not allowed to wallow in self-pity, which is my natural inclination. My kid is woozy. He has permanent bedhead, a runny nose, and Kathleen Turner’s voice after a six-carton night in a speakeasy. Nothing’s as painfully helpless as hearing your kid’s phlegmy cough and hoarse babbling.

He’s also been unusually cuddly. During much of the afternoon, he sidled up next to me on the couch and insisted we read Where the Wild Things Are. On repeat. I’d read a few words, turn the page, and he’d pick up the next sentence — uttering words half of which he probably doesn’t understand. He just loves the way they sound, the routine, and — I’d like to think — the possibilities they represent.

All of which is to say, I was feeling hyperemotional when I watched the Where the Wild Things Are trailer. It gutted me. I’ve watched it 12 - 15 times since this afternoon, and the images in the trailer, combined with this cold, have had a nostalgic affect. I feel like I did when I was 11, home from school, wrapped up in blankets with a 101 fever, watching The Princess Bride or Neverending Story to get me through the day. I’ve ambled about with that flutter, brain-mush feeling most of the day.

But tonight, as I sat back down to pore through the trade news, I caught a piece by Jeffrey Wells over on Hollywood Elsewhere (via Spout) that absolutely floored me, and had me wondering how this guy could possibly be writing about movies if his capacity to allow in that childhood magic had all but evaporated. In reference to the release of the trailer, Wells wrote:

I don’t want to see Where The Wild Things Are because I don’t like movies about kids. Not any more. Exceptions will always occur (and thank god for that), but I pretty much don’t give a damn about coming-of-age movies or learning-a-tough-lesson movies or movies about young kids going through an adventure that changes their life and/or has a profound impact. Really, throw all that shit out the window.

I’ll tell you one reason why I’m not the only one thinking this. The Great Recession has been scaring the hell out of people, and with everyone getting down to brass tacks and doing what they can to survive parents are realizing that they haven’t done their kids any favors by funding a cut-off, over-indulged fantasy realm for them to live in. That’s what the Wall Street pirates have been doing in a sense since Bush came in and look what happened.

Kids need to grow up and grim up and learn the skills and disciplines that will allow them to survive. So enough with the Spielberg-aping films that portray a child’s world as a magical-fantastical kingdom in and of itself that adults might be able to learn something from …

… I hate teenager movies unless they have characters who remind me of myself when I was 16 or 17, which is to say a kid with at least a semblance of a brain and a semi-developed vocabulary and actual curiosity about the world outside his/her immediate realm. Twilight met that test for me — I believed in that film almost all the way through.

Maybe it’s the cold-medicine speaking, but reading that actually made me feel sad. I’ll concede that decent kids movies are few and far between (and the same can be said for teenage movies), but to not only dismiss the entire genre, but to also suggest that parents need to get down to the “brass tacks” and strip away their kid’s magical kingdoms strikes me as … depressing. “Kids need to grow up and grim up”? God, what an awful thought.

There’s a paragraph in the opening pages of Robert McCammon’s This Boy’s Life that summed up why, even if I loathe 70 percent of what I see in the theater, I still love to go to the movies. I don’t remember exactly how it went, but it described how — during the few moments after a really great film, before you walk back outside and the sunlight brings you back to reality — you’re able to resurrect, even fleetingly, your child-like sense of wonder. It sits in your chest and effervesces and you can almost feel yourself, at age 12 again, riding your bike down a steep hill with one hand out, waving it into the shutters of wind.

That’s how watching that Where the Wild Things Are trailer made me feel this afternoon. And no matter how big of an asshole we collectively become here on this site, I hope to hell we never come to a point where we’re completely willing to write off the possibility that a kid’s movie, or a teenager movie, can make us feel that way again. Even a food critic, after all, will at least try the Ratatouille before completely dismissing it.

And in case you missed it, or want to see it again, here’s that trailer:



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Comments

I think that guy's a sociopath. I'm a cynic, but I don't want to kill fun for the kids. It's the best part of their lives, and I won't fuck it up for them.

Posted by: George at March 25, 2009 10:27 PM

This post made me all gooey. Until you got to the other part, and I am so full of hate for him that I can't stand it. What is wrong with this guy? He writes this rant about this movie, and not the other dreck that gets thrown out there? has this guy heard how much fucking Avatar is costing?

Jeebus. Like George said, this guy is a psychopath.

Hope you and Lil' Axel feel better soon, Dustin. You two sound just adorable reading together. Loved the post.

Posted by: figgy at March 25, 2009 10:40 PM

And just because you're a fucked up, embittered, angry "adult" who I guess hates to see children happy, doesn't give you the right to decide to strip away the sense of wonder a child will get from a movie. You want them seeing images of war and hunger 24/7? The "real" world? With no respite? Because that will make them grow up to be rational adults? And not embittered like you?

Fuck you.

I'm gonna go watch this again. And I hope to godtopus I never lose my own sense of wonder.

Posted by: figgy at March 25, 2009 10:46 PM

This article, with the added trailer, made me cry.

Posted by: Marcela at March 25, 2009 10:48 PM

What shall WE cuddle and read tonight, Fig? I'm thinking "The Commanist Manifesto" again. You love that one!

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 25, 2009 10:49 PM

Actually, there's a movie about this guy and his plan. It's called "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians".

The wise old Martian sage Chochem spaketh: We have no children on Mars! They have children’s bodies, but with adult minds! They do not have a childhood!

Even a food critic, after all, will at least try the Ratatouille before completely dismissing it.

The thought out of my mouth...as it were. I walked into the theater's bathroom after that movie and, even though I already knew I still overall liked "The Incredibles" more, thinking of what I'd just seen, of what said critic sees in his mind when he tastes the ratatouille...that is one of the greatest cinematic moments I've ever experienced, and my face seized up for a moment.

I visited a daycare two weeks ago, and the kids kept wanting one more story out of my bag...and then one more...and then one more...and these four year olds thought I was a complete badass. I come from where the stories are, and can produce them with a wave of my hand.

I suppose I must quote the Fourth Doctor for the second time tonight: What's the point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?

Now I'm gonna go read my "I Am a Bunny" again.

Posted by: Jay at March 25, 2009 10:50 PM

First of all, Dustin, I hope you and your son feel better real soon. Sick babies/toddlers make me so sad.

But now for this guy... How do you say you wanna ruin a kids wonder and joy? You shouldn't even joke about wanting to get rid of kid's movies just because you're a mean old curmudgeon. It really breaks my heart that instead of getting all fluttery and full of whimsy, this jerk-face got all "Don't forget the world sucks right now, how dare you smile." You know what, guy? I don't care, I'm gonna watch this movie and be happy. I'm gonna watch Ratatouille again and be filled with joy. Eff you, guy.

Also, you're a total narcissist for only wanting to watch teen movies with teenagers that are like you. And it's weird that you can find yourself relating to teenagers who sparkle and stalk each other.

Good luck living your life without wanting to make babies laugh.

Posted by: Kayanne at March 25, 2009 10:56 PM

But first...again....the contrast....as I've mentioned before. Next to an eight or so year old girl, me the tallest person in the row, before "Goblet of Fire". The girl's flipping her wig over the "King Kong" trailer, and then the Warner shield comes up. "Oh, it's starting!" I lean over and murmur "no, this is Superman", recognizing the Krypton theme.

"Superman!!!"

Two weeks later I saw GOF again. After the red and gold S appeared and the music crescendoed and stopped, a 40-ish looking woman two rows ahead of me said "....hm".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IaNaQHjIRE

Posted by: Jay at March 25, 2009 10:57 PM

...and these four year olds thought I was a complete badass. I come from where the stories are, and can produce them with a wave of my hand.
Posted by: Jay at March 25, 2009 10:50 PM

Dustin and little Axel reading together got me warmed up to be mushy, but this just put me over the edge. What a lovely image, Jay.

Posted by: Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:06 PM

To this day, my father cannot watch An American Tail or hear that song, "Somewhere Out There", without tearing up.

Background: When I was growing up in a blue collar Irish Catholic neighborhood in the late 70s and 80s, my dad worked insane hours. He was never home. He did it all to support my four brothers and sisters, me, and my mom. He'd come home and we'd be in bed. I barely got to see him.

Now, my dad is a big, tough, hard-drinking, blue collar man. He only cries when someone dies, if then. There are bars I cannot go into in my hometown because my father was once banned from them.

But the other day he told me why he cannot listen to that song anymore. It was Christmas Eve and he'd been working a 20 hour shift. It was snowing outside and peaceful. He came home and watched An American Tail with his kids.

It is one of his best memories of our childhood and it captures all the love and dedication that drove him to destroy his health and welfare for our own benefit.

So - if my dad, who's kicked more asses than I can count and who has served some serious prison time, can retain his love and joy for a movie that is childlike in its view of the world, there is no excuse.

Hard times - please. Try living like we did growing up. If he did, that stupid movie critic would realize that those are the things that make live worth living.

Posted by: rayliota at March 25, 2009 11:14 PM

My first book-related memory goes way back to when I was about 5 or 6. There was a big black out, and we were trying to find something to do. My dad brought out his copy of Hans Christian Andersen's stories and he read us "The Nightingale", by candlelight. I never read "Where the Wild Things Are" until I was much older, but I know exactly the feeling kids get, and I really hope I never stop getting that feeling. That would be sad. Movies do the same, just showing you the possibility of a different world, and something like that trailer just brings back the possibility that a movie will do that again. I can't wait.

buc, maybe something a little more nostalgic today? I'm feeling ponderous.

Posted by: figgy at March 25, 2009 11:18 PM

Atreyu: But why is Fantasia dying, then?
G'mork: Because people have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the Nothing grows stronger.
Atreyu: What is the Nothing?
G'mork: It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.
Atreyu: But why?
G'mork: Because people who have no dreams are easy to control

Posted by: twig at March 25, 2009 11:20 PM

OK, let's just listen to "Fanfare for the Comma Man" then.

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 25, 2009 11:26 PM

Man, I'm too goddamn tired to express my anger/disgust/sadness regarding this bitter, cynical shitbag's point of view, other than to say this:

GO FUCK YOURSELF. COCKSUCKER. (watching deadwood for the first time right now)

Posted by: Mick J at March 25, 2009 11:27 PM

I took my daughter to see Bolt on the weekend though I did not want to, but for the sake of our children we all make sacrifices. I am an older school parent and I do temper my kids with reality, but, this medium has the ability to take us all away from our worries and push our children's imagination and happiness that much further.

So when my girls started to cry because the dog and his person were caught in the fire; I put my arm around her and told her it would all be OK. Why? Because the two biggest things, in this world, our kids need to know are these:

Daddy will always make it better; and the dog always lives.

Posted by: admin at March 25, 2009 11:33 PM

Reading Dustin's heartwarming post and contrasting that to the coldness of Jeffrey Wells, I was reminded of Matisse. Many of his contemporary critics felt his work was too pretty and light for a post war society. His response:

"There are always flowers for those who want to see them."

Posted by: Sharopa at March 25, 2009 11:35 PM

I'm sure I read this book growing up, because I distinctly remember being really into Maurice Sendak, and although I vaguely have always known what it's about, I don't remember details at all - but nevertheless, that trailer filled me with fuzzy feelings and I can't wait to see this movie.

Posted by: Ana at March 25, 2009 11:42 PM

What a horrible thing to say...

Yeah, of course, this world is filled with the wide assortment of people who make you wanna grab a gun and change your lifestyle (picking off people who just serve no useful purpose in this world, other than making you feel down), but it's pretty sad to just say "To hell with the children; they need to grow up sometime."

I'm not mad at the person who said that, I'm just kind of saddened.

In any time of lament or hardship, why would it even be out of the question to try and find something beautiful that exists in this world?

Sorry, Mr. Wells...but happiness is hard to find sometimes. So we'll take what we can get.

Posted by: Riley at March 25, 2009 11:50 PM

Like growing up isn't difficult enough without having your hopes of magic and beauty actively destroyed by the people you trust most to guide you through the world. Being honest and realistic is as much about teaching children to see what isn't there as much as what is, whether those things are gut-wrenching or wondrous.

Posted by: Geetch at March 25, 2009 11:52 PM

Ok, I will do it; I will back him a little. I agree with him on the fantasy land living and a lack of survival skills.

Look at what today's youth takes for granted as a need: cell phones, texting packages, various versions of video games, mp3 players, computers, etc. If you were born in the late 60s or before you grew up just fine without these 'necessities' for today's kid. We got out of the house, we socialized, and we had to use our imaginations to entertain ourselves. Now we have morbidly obese kids, who cannot communicate unless their head is looking down at a cell phone, lacking the ability to think for themselves. I took a phone away during school last week and was told by this wonderful thirteen-year-old that I was “taking away his right to free speech.” I said “take it up with the dean,” but I wanted to say, “Go fuck yourself!”

Dustin, I agree that one should not shut themselves off from a genre because times are hard. They did not do that during the 1930s and it speaks of a person that lacks the backbone to deal with the here and now.

The trailer was fantastic, Dustin I hope you and your son feel better. Worse sound than the cough, watching your child has an asthma attack, ugh.

Posted by: richmac at March 25, 2009 11:56 PM

I was a Read-Aloud dad in schools many times and I'm still not sure who got the bigger kick out of it, the kids or me.

Figs, Perhaps "Fanfare" is a little brassy for cuddling. How about this instead?

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/dan-baird-i-love-you-period-lyrics.html

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 25, 2009 11:57 PM

"Really, throw all that shit out the window"

Personally, I think that Mr. Wells should be thrown out the window instead of "all that shit". I refuse to loose all of my sense of adventure, it might make me dead inside like him. I don't want to be dead inside. Or a person who identifies with the characters of Twilight.

Posted by: battgirl at March 26, 2009 12:00 AM

HA! that's perfect. Let's settle down then.

*gets footie PJs*

Posted by: figgy at March 26, 2009 12:12 AM

*gets footie PJs*

Posted by: figgy at March 26, 2009 12:12 AM
---
I must turn you on to Bearpaws slippers. Bucdaughter bought me a pair three years ago and I literally wore holes in them, I wore them everywhere, to the mailbox, in the car, even once went to the grocery store and forgot I had them on. I might have shoveled snow in them. Best. Fucking. Slippers. EVER.

I asked for one thing this past Christmas, and one thing only: a new pair. I got them. I have them on right now. I can't wait to get my shoes off every night and have toastie toes. Sometimes I have to slip them off a minute or two, my feet get so warm.

I don't know what the secret is, but I'm addicted. They're like crack for my feet.

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 26, 2009 12:30 AM

One of the only condolences of being sick is having the excuse to sit around and watch your favorite movie you've seen too many times. In fact, today when I woke up at 4:30 in the morning coughing after only a few hours of sleep, I popped in the BBC Pride and Prejudice. Here's hoping everyone sick feels better soon.

Posted by: kelsy at March 26, 2009 12:31 AM

Nothing works better on sick days than staying in your PJs, wearing your favorite slippers (buc, mine are giant white fluffy rabbit slippers I adore) and settling down in bed to watch a favorite childhood movie. The Lion King works wonders for me. That or Sound of Music.

Posted by: figgy at March 26, 2009 12:38 AM

Lion King? Sound of Music?

*uh-oh*

Come on, Fig, have another V8 and 100,000 mg of Vitamin C! We wouldn't want to get sick now, would we? Open wide ... numnumnum ... Thaaaat's my girl! Now it's time for your cardio: ONE-two-three-four ONE-two-three-four ... And here, I've made you a nice salad ...

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 26, 2009 12:48 AM

Also: Mustn't forget your beauty sleep! Nite-nite, Figs! ...

*tiptoes into living room, eats bagful of Doritos, drinks fifth of Jack Daniels, watches "Showgirls" DVD*

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 26, 2009 12:52 AM

Heey, I was like 10 years old when I watched Lion King. It was the most amazing thing I'd ever seen, and when we got the video I literally wore that tape out from watching it so much.

And Sound of Music? I've been watching that since I was about 2. It's ingrained in my head.

Goodnight!

Hope you feel better tomorrow, Dustin. Don't let the cynics get you down.

Posted by: figgy at March 26, 2009 12:58 AM

thank you dustin for letting me love this site again. I was worried there for a second but your appreciation for even two minutes of this film makes me happy, too.

Posted by: greenman at March 26, 2009 1:04 AM

Thanks Dustin. This is wonderful. Hope you and your lil' one feel better soon.

Posted by: Another Jen at March 26, 2009 1:10 AM

Also: Fuck, that trailer makes me happy. I could watch that for the rest of my life.

Posted by: Another Jen at March 26, 2009 1:14 AM

Wow, admin's post made me a little teary. What a sweet thread this has turned out to be.
Wells really has no excuse.

Posted by: Anna at March 26, 2009 1:50 AM

Wells is, to borrow a word from D's lexicon, a twatwaffle. If kids lose their sense of the magical, where the hell does that leave us?

Hope you and Lil' Pajiba get to feeling better D.

Posted by: Smokin at March 26, 2009 2:44 AM

Sorry--anyone who has anything more than disdain for Twilight is useless to me.

Posted by: Victor at March 26, 2009 2:55 AM

Well there's another example of the narcissist assuming that where he is, is a place others might dwell also.

Pardon this, but I don't know a soul who'd even possibly care what I'm talking about here ('ceptin' you guys):

I've got a three year old girl (and a six year old boy) and today we used her brand new library card to get some books. I happened upon 'Flat Stanley' and I literally had to sit down on the floor the memory of being 6 hit me so hard. I can't tell you how powerfully magic it was to instantly remember entire embedded lines of thought which had nothing at all to do with science or reason! It was pretty much the most powerful emotion I've felt in months.

I think I've made plenty of mistakes with my son so far - giving him too much info because he's able to understand the words, watching like a hawk and helping him to the point I've enabled an inability to use a damn zipper (!) and the kid started reading at age three, so of course we discussed global warming and all, etc, etc.

'Savant' parenting is what it is where you are so focused on being a 'good parent' that you forget to let your kid breathe and do the extremely worthwhile screwing up of everything...the stuff that's needed to build an independent and capable person who knows for a fact that his/her parents are just plain interested in who they are, instead of who they can be. They certainly don't need to be buddies to our troubles, and why should we expect to be 'in it together' too soon? That magic they live with isn't just kid stuff - I believe it's what we are looking for when we watch movies or listen to music.

I've chilled out dramatically in the last year and focused more on just having fun with them, and getting them used to climbing a stupid play structure without explicit permission. The other parents think I'm mostly crazy, but whatever. If the kids say there's monsters under there, I ask them if it's time to run or time to get tough.

Posted by: replica at March 26, 2009 2:56 AM

Poor Mr. Dry-Hole is confused.

You "(get) down to brass tacks" and "learn the skills and disciplines" of the world because it is a place of possibilities, and we are co-creators in it. Show me one of these magical, coming of age stories that isn't also the story of a young person owning their own power, and taking chances to make the world as they would have it. Show me one where what's gained is free.

These stories are about what it takes to live when the living ain't easy, but there's joy in it still. Perhaps more joy because to shape the world calls for the best within us. Daniel-san gets the crap kicked out of him, and training like that is a bitch. In the end you confront The Nothing, Wesley is his unflappable self because of the evenings he went to sleep hearing "I'll probably kill you in the morning." Tock's world is not entirely safe, and when you are loved enough to become real, you do so at the price of worn fur and missing button-eyes. Become real and you learn that one day you will lost the more you have won, but . . . what adventures in the meanwhile.

Bah!

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at March 26, 2009 3:22 AM

Also what is it with the idea that bad stuff is more real than good stuff. C.S. Lewis described it in the Screwtape letters.
You will notice that we have got them completely fogged about the meaning of the word "real"'. ...
Either application of the word could be defended; but our business is to keep the two going at once so that the emotional value of the word "real" can be placed now on one side of the account, now on the other, as it happens to suit us. ...
Thus in birth the blood and pain are "real", the rejoicing a mere subjective point of view; in death, the terror and ugliness reveal what death "really means".
The hatefulness of a hated person is "real"—in hatred you see men as they are, you are disillusioned; but the loveliness of a loved person is merely a subjective haze concealing a "real" core of sexual appetite or economic association.
Wars and poverty are "really" horrible; peace and plenty are mere physical facts about which men happen to have certain sentiments. The creatures are always accusing one another of wanting "to cat the cake and have it"; but thanks to our labours they are more often in the predicament of paying for the cake and not eating it.

Posted by: ChrisD at March 26, 2009 5:52 AM

"Daddy, what's Santa Claus?"

"Oh dear, you've been talking to the other kids, haven't you son? I told you not to mix with those imbeciles. Santa Claus is a combination of residual pagan shamanism, an opiate for the masses developed by Christianity and various corporate trademarks - most notably those created by Coca-Cola. It's a mind control device designed to make you believe in a fictionally benevolent world and rob you of your sense of reason. Now, how about you read two chapters of Richard Dawkins and then straight to bed. You've got your share of the household tax return to do before school in the morning."

"I love you daddy."

"I'm sorry, you want to try that again?"

"I mean, that I have a strong attachment to you, daddy... Based on familiarity with your presence and instinctual bonding."

"That's better... Maybe you should make that three chapters tonight son."

"Yes sir."

Posted by: Bane at March 26, 2009 7:12 AM

"I hate teenager movies unless they have characters who remind me of myself when I was 16 or 17"

Thank God it's not all about you, Jeffrey. Seriously, what a douche. I can't wait for WTWTA. And thank you, Twig, for the Neverending Story excerpt. Living in the fantasy realm of that film for a while helped me get through a really hard part of my childhood. THAT's what helped me survive, Jeffrey. THAT.

Posted by: Sally at March 26, 2009 7:47 AM

"...Twilight met that test for me — I believed in that film almost all the way through..."


I care for nothing this person has to say.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 26, 2009 8:20 AM

Can anyone honestly say that they've ever seen a movie with characters that accurately portray them at 16/17?

I know I haven't, because they are very few teenage movies about average kids. They are always too nerdy, too popular, too cool or too funny. I was a solidly average high school kid. Smart, but not that smart. Funny, but not that funny. Bad, pretty, popular, athletic, etc., etc. Just average.

That's not meant to be self-pity. Being in the middle in high school is just fine; it took college for me to figure out all of the truly awesome stuff about me.

My point is that yes, not everything should be fantasy; movies that accurately reflect our world and ourselves can be truly great and equally inspiring. But ALL movies have writers who lend their imaginations to the work. All movies are fantasies even when they are "based on a true story". It's that "based on" that makes it more compelling.

And to say that you want more realism and then cite a teen vampire movie as a good example? Ridiculous. How can one bemoan fantasy for children and then explicitly praise a fantasy film for teenagers? Shouldn't teens be more concerned about grim reality and their futures/educations? Again, ridiculous.

Posted by: courtney 2 at March 26, 2009 8:31 AM

Typically late to the party, I am. Very nicely said, D.

Also: I second your sentiment, Slim. Sure. Let's denounce all coming-of-age tales except for Twilight. The one where nothing bad will ever happen because the immortal, invincible Adonis loves you unconditionally and will always save you. That's "brass tacks" for sure.

Die.

Posted by: Sean at March 26, 2009 8:36 AM

Well said replica, I think we were doing many of the same things except, perhaps, I expect/ed my kids to be more independent than is reasonable.

Mr. Wells really does need a taint punch, that's the accepted punishment for fucktwilightery, isn't it?

Posted by: admin at March 26, 2009 9:23 AM

What. A. Dildo.

Throwing aside the fact that his measure of a worthwhile teen movie is Twilight, or as I like to refer to it: The One About the Girl With No Personality Who Finds Her Life's Purpose in the Pretty But Vapid Undead . . . his premise is so very off the mark.

Did Mark Twain's sense of childhood wonder in Huck Finn stand in the way of his ability to skewer the cultural iniquities of 19th century American life?

I also love his assertion that adults can learn nothing from the experience of children, which is a clear indication that he has spent no time (or no quality time) around them.

Posted by: Tammy at March 26, 2009 9:33 AM

One month into a separation which WILL end in divorce from my future ex-wife. My oldest of three daughters, 7 years old, is not taking it so well. It's all I can do to try and keep things as "normal" as I can for her and her twin 3 year old sisters. Movies and books are the cuddle time we get. I got halfway through the comments before I had to post. Grim up? Fuck you. Life is hard enough. There are days when I want to escape off into the woods, howl at the moon and feel like I'm not destroying my children's lives because I couldn't make it work with the most self-absorbed woman on this planet.

Posted by: antietam at March 26, 2009 9:41 AM

Isn't a good imagination (or I guess, an ability to "think outside the box") vital for the types of creativity and innovation that are necessary to solve real world problems that don't have easy linear answers? These fantasies we allow and encourage our children (and often ourselves) to engage in are not just escapism, but actually help to hone some of tools important for survival and development. So piss off, bitter critic man.

Posted by: ami at March 26, 2009 9:44 AM

That trailer made me weepy. I need to wipe my nose on Wells' shirt.

Posted by: courtney at March 26, 2009 9:47 AM

OBI-WAN: This is where it ought to be... but it isn't.
Gravity is pulling all the stars in this area inward to
this spot. There should be a star here... but there isn't.

YODA: Most interesting. Gravity's silhouette remains, but
the star and all its planets have disappeared. How can this
be? Now, younglings, in your mind, what is the first thing
you see? An answer? A thought? Anyone?

There is a brief pause. Then a CHILD puts his hand up. YODA
nods.

JEDI CHILD JACK: Master? Because someone erased it from the
archive memory.

CHILDREN: That's right! Yes! That's what happened! Someone
erased it!

JEDI CHILD MAY: If the planet blew up, the gravity would go
away.

OBI-WAN stares; YODA chuckles.

YODA: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. The Padawan
is right. Go to the center of the gravity's pull, and find
your planet you will.

Yep, Tammy...that screed is some Jocasta Nu logic! And I hate me some Jocasta Nu.

(Of course he also hates his mother as much as Walter Kovacs did)

Posted by: Jay at March 26, 2009 9:51 AM

And the The Arcade Fire track doesn't hurt.

Posted by: Matthew at March 26, 2009 10:18 AM

First off, not all of us raise our children by showering them with trinkets and treating them like miniature adults. My kids are 8 and 12 and do not have a cell phone, internet access, or mp3 players. They have a playstation(1) which they got last Christmas after moving up from the N64. The spend most of their days after homework is done riding their bikes. They get mostly As and Bs, they are polite and well mannered in public, voracious readers and we are always getting compliments regarding how well behaved they are. This did not come easy, it requires a huge effort but you know what, that's what parenting is. The best line I've ever heard that perfectly sums it up was on Battlestar Galactica a few weeks ago when Chief Tyrol tells someone, "Being a father sucks, except when it doesn't."

2nd, not all of us over extended ourselves financially so this recession, while irritating, is not all that concerning to me. When you are living within your means you can be a lot more adaptive to any changes in circumstances. Our salaries are frozen as is all overtime (even though I still have to work it). This has set me back from getting some debt paid off but is not a deal breaker. We still plan to vacation this summer, and we still eat out occasionally. Life goes on.

Third, why would you consider yourself a fan of movies if they don't at least ocassionally fill you with wonder and make you believe in something more? What a fucking douche bag. No wonder we are inundated with crap reality shows that nearly exclusively portray the venal, selfish side of people. Who the hell wants to live in that world?

Sorry for the long rant but this has been a hell of a week where I'm trying to focus on the light at the end of the tunnel and that dickshits article made me want to throw a rabid hedgehog at his face.

Posted by: TylerDFC at March 26, 2009 10:19 AM

I have no problem with this dumbasses dismissal of children movies and teen flicks for himself. Hell, I don't like Victorian period pieces. But to suggest that kids today need to put away fantasy and learn hard core survival skills is just asinine. I know times are getting tough but last time I looked Judgment Day hasn't happened (yet) and machines bent on our destruction weren't hunting our children down. So lighten up, Francis.

About the movie: it looks like it could wind up being magical. Still the source book is my favorite book of all time and I am just a little sad that in the trailer Max looks a little wimpy and not at all "wild". The written Max was a cocky, pain-in-the-ass little shit who deserved his punishment. There is no hint of that Max in this trailer.

Posted by: ed newman at March 26, 2009 10:27 AM

I agree with this entirely, but I'm pretty sure that Tobias Wolf wrote This Boy's Life.

McCammon wrote Boy's Life

Posted by: Bucko at March 26, 2009 10:32 AM

Hahaha - It's a good thing I don't take advice from people who identified with the characters in Twilight.

I can't wait for this movie!

Posted by: StupidIdiotJerk at March 26, 2009 11:05 AM

I have little to add, expect that I plan on being a Toys R Us kid for the rest of my life.

Posted by: Kolby at March 26, 2009 11:17 AM

the greatest injustice of all, is that he actually compared himself to the characters of Twilight....may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: Michael at March 26, 2009 11:36 AM

Kids need to grow up and grim up and learn the skills and disciplines that will allow them to survive.

Yeah, and let's put those little fuckers to work in the coal mines! Look at them, just lying around drinking their juice boxes and pooping out the food their HARD-WORKING parents bought for them and contributing NOTHING to the household income.

What's the deal with child labor laws anyways?

Posted by: SaBrina at March 26, 2009 11:39 AM

Also, the guy I've been seeing mentioned on Monday that he thought Twilight (movie version) was pretty decent. That's when I knew I really wouldn't feel too bad when I ended things. And I did not.

Posted by: SaBrina at March 26, 2009 11:41 AM

It is my honest opinion that the only thing that kept me alive through a brutal public school education was the ability to turn to books, films, theater, and art to provide hope in bleak circumstances. These venues still provide me comfort in difficult times and allow me to be a functioning member of society. To read someone's assertions that our economic situation requires all suppositions of joy and hope to be thrown out the window is disgusting.

Let me put it another way: I'm not fond of sports movies. I think they are almost uniformly contrived beyond belief, a white-washed version of a picket fence fantasy that has no bearing on reality and creates unrealistic expectations in the minds of a public praying for a miracle to let their team win "x" competition. I would never advocate that everyone abandons the genre because I don't care for it. That would be ignorant.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2009 12:07 PM

What's the deal with child labor laws anyways?

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: courtney 2 at March 26, 2009 12:08 PM

...I plan on being a Toys R Us kid for the rest of my life.

Kolby, I act like more of an idiot when we go there than my kids. That's the whole reason I procreated, so I could continue playing with toys while having an "out".

Posted by: admin at March 26, 2009 12:12 PM

admin,

That's what makes a great dad, IMHO. I'm fairly certain my dad only had kids so he had an excuse to go on the "twisty slide" at the playground without looking like a creeper.

My dad has the best imagination of anyone I've ever known - to this day, you do NOT say "There is no Santa" in my house - and he was a Green Beret who did two tours in Vietnam. Fuck you, Turdbasket - my soldier father can appreciate the value of a childlike sense of wonder after seeing horrors you couldn't imagine. What's YOUR damage?

MAN, this is burning my ass today. /rant.

Posted by: Tammy at March 26, 2009 12:26 PM

I agree with Robert: I haven't a clue how I would have survived childhood without all of the stories, picture books, and (to a lesser extent) movies I heard, read and saw. From Alice in Wonderland to The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, these (and many more) always provided a magical place where one could turn to when things weren't going as well as one could hope. I love watching simple, 'kid' movies which just take me back - the same goes for cartoons. I also love new movies that give you that magical, out of this world feeling.

I can't wait for this movie - it will be all sorts of magical.

Dustin, hope you and your son get well soon!

Posted by: JureF at March 26, 2009 12:31 PM

...he believed in Twilight all the way through? Is that some sort of advanced sarcasm?

And Dustin, you're right. The music, the images, the atmosphere - I don't know if they'll manage to maintain it throughout a film, but the trailer is art.

Posted by: dsbs at March 26, 2009 12:42 PM

On the Jeffery Wells rant

Do you know when a kid becomes upset by something, like truly upset, so upset that no, they don't want ice cream and no, they don't want a hug, just leave them alone, they hate you and they hate everybody and even Freddy Teddy gets flung across the room when offered?

That's what he sounds like. It's one thing to put away childish things, but another to stomp your foot and insist that you don't like them and never will again. Don't take it personal; the tantrum will end.

Posted by: Sweetie Dahling at March 26, 2009 12:58 PM

Tammy, twisy slides rule! Especially if they're the water kind.

Posted by: admin at March 26, 2009 1:02 PM

". . .actual curiosity about the world outside his/her immediate realm. Twilight met that test for me"
Yeah, because Bella really showed curiosity about the world - not going to college so you can be married and pregnant at 18 is so much more sophisticated when the guy's a vampire.

Posted by: Jen at March 26, 2009 2:45 PM

Most of the stories I read as a kid ended up making me sob hysterically at the end, (Old Yeller, Where the Red Fern Grows, The Red Pony etc.) so I think it's kind of nice that kids are allowed to see things all glowy and happy and the dog never dies.

Posted by: king at March 26, 2009 2:48 PM

Reading these comments filled me with glee.
Sometimes I imagine I'm pretty much the only adult I know who gets teary eyed at trailers as magical as this.
It's wonderful to know there's people who feel the same.
Dustin you are a wonderful writer and I hope you both get better soon.

Posted by: KC at March 26, 2009 2:51 PM

Let's not speak of the red pony. Jeepers, that got grisly.

Posted by: Jay at March 26, 2009 3:02 PM

It sounds to me like somebody needs a big glass of chocolate milk and some picture book time. Or a kick in the head. Whichever might be most effective.

Posted by: sadlittlemuffin at March 26, 2009 3:11 PM

Jeffrey Wells shouldn't be allowed to procreate, but I'm glad you did. :)

Posted by: Sarah at March 26, 2009 3:17 PM

Well fuck Jeffrey Wells.

Being a kid is the only purely unadulterated happiness in life, and that's how it should be. He loses credibility hating on a Spike Jonze project while lifting up a green turd Charlaine's Twilight. Is he joking?

Posted by: Jackseppelin at March 26, 2009 3:40 PM

that wells guy... he must be fucking crazy.

Posted by: farik at March 26, 2009 4:32 PM

This guy's problem is that he does not remember what it's like to be a kid.

Geetch, Robert, and JureF bring up good points. Being a kid is serious business, full of terror, full of uncertainty, full of anger, full of injustice. Just because this Wells twit has grown up (which apparantly is the same to him as becoming callous, boring, and tasteless) does not make the traumas of childhood any less real to the child who suffers them. And we all did.

This guy's a dick in a blog.

Posted by: frumpiefox at March 26, 2009 6:22 PM

There are posts on Pajiba that make me sigh and think maybe I don't need to read it so much.

And then there are posts like these that make me tear up a little and want to go hug all my stuffed animals that I still have stashed in my closet because they were such an important part of my childhood (there are only two, I'm not a total psycho). No one should ever be forced to lose their sense of wonder, even in the most trying times. It's what keeps us going, and what makes us human (also, what made me an immediate Doctor Who convert, talk about a sense of wonder there). I might have to go watch Labyrinth now, to get a little more of that sense of wonder about David Bowie...

And the Twilight thing? Made me not care about that douchebag or anything he may ever have to say every again.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at March 26, 2009 7:10 PM

I must turn you on to Bearpaws slippers.

lol bucdaddy I love those things too.

Also to the guy who wants children to live like a Charles Dickinson character, what a bitter asshole. I'm as cynical as they come but stealing the innocence, hope and imagination of children is what sociopaths and fascists do.

Posted by: Hurp Durp at March 27, 2009 12:30 AM

Maybe because I have been suffering from tough headache and bout of nasty cold, seeing that trailer made me weep a little. I completely, completely agree with you Dustin and this kind of thing is why I keep coming back to this site and...watching and believing in movies: sense of wonder and beauty. We need it more BECAUSE it is rough out there, not in spite of it.

Thank you thank you so much.

Posted by: yocean at March 27, 2009 11:18 AM

Also, I have been bullied most of my child life, and in very mean, nasty ways Japanese people do that tries to destroy your will to live. When it was really hard, what kept me going was reading books and watching movies: escaping reality. And I would fight bone and teeth against anyone who would dismiss the strength I gained from those wonderful stories. Never Ending Story was my favorite then and thinking about it still fills me with joy.

Posted by: yocean at March 27, 2009 12:20 PM

Dude found himself a totem polemic to dance around, and good luck to him. I will ignore him.

I just want to say that I was glad to read this because I was also unexpectedly and inexplicably moved by the trailer's imagery. I told my wife about it, but couldn't offer a single lucid reason as to why. It just nailed me with a big, furry-fisted whump. And I don't even like the Arcade Fire. At all.

You carry your childhood with you (which is for the worst if any careless bastards grimmed it up for you; I was mostly lucky), and then if you have your own kids, you see it all reflected back: the trust, the hope, the need, the fear. It doubles the imperative to nurture the good and choke out the bad. The world is full of monsters, and we very much need them to be nice.

Posted by: pk at March 30, 2009 1:48 PM

I welled up when I read this (not only because I love this book but also the Ratatouille reference struck a special chord). It reminds me of Ursula Le Guin's "Why are Americans Afraid of Dragons." If you are too afraid to let yourself dream and feel like a kid again, well that's sad for you, but leave the rest of us and our children the fuck alone. This tool liked Twilight the most utterly unrealistic piece of shit ever to hit theaters or bookshelves. Cold, unfeeling, tight ass bitch--you can go right ahead and suck it. no one can ever learn everything there are always journeys to go on and things to be discovered. I feel sorry for someone who doesn't know that.

I loved this article and can't wait to see one of my favorite books come to life so beautifully.

Posted by: Elise at May 10, 2009 4:06 AM