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By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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Just yesterday, Dustin posted about NBC picking up four new shows (and a likely “Chuck” renewal, much to his consternation) and noted that the silence as to the in-development pilots for “Wonder Woman” and “The Playboy Club” was rather deafening. Well, NBC has announced three more pickups, which is good news for “The Playboy Club.” The three new shows are:

The Playboy Club: Set in the 60’s, this is a period drama set in a Chicago club. I’ll give you one guess as to the club’s name. The show stars Amber Heard and David Krumholtz, among a bunch of others. The club is apparently a place where the mob, and the rich and politicians all mingle. If done right, the show could have some potential, though I’m not holding my breath.

Awake: This show comes from Kyle Killen, who responsible for one of last year’s better pilots, the quickly yanked-from-the-air “Lone Star.” It stars Jason Isaacs (who rules in most roles) as a cop who gets into a brutal car crash. Somehow, his reality splits, and he jumps back and forth between one reality, where his son died in the crash, and the other reality, where his wife died. It’s going to apparently a procedural bent to it as well, and Wilmer Valderrama is one of the other cast members. Killen and Isaacs notwithstanding, this sounds like a train wreck.

Grimm: This is another procedural, but the twist is that fairy tale characters are alive and well living among us. So it’s “Fables,” only stupid because, well, do we really expect it to be good?

In addition to these three pickups, strong word is that both “Parenthood” and “Harry’s Law” will be getting renewals. Huzzah for “Parenthood.” I couldn’t care less about “Harry’s Law,” but you have to wonder if this is partially a gift to David E. Kelley since it now appears that his “Wonder Woman” pilot is officially dead. Also apparently dead is Ron Moore’s “17th Precinct,” which was the procedural set in a modern-day world where magic exists, which had a trio of “Battlestar” alums (Jamie Bamber, James Callis and Tricia Helfer) along for the ride. Too bad, that one — I was definitely curious.

Meanwhile, and most importantly, NBC has royally failed its hotness math exam. The correct solution is:

Amber Heard + Kathy Bates - Adrianne Palicki - Tricia Helfer = We All Lose

(“We” being those of us who like the pretty ladies. Those of you who like the pretty men lose too, though, because Krumholtz and Isaacs, while ok, do not equal greater than Bamber and Callis.)









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Comments

Is it ever going to come back up that Landry is, you know, a murderer? I always thought that was the one and only misstep FNL ever embarked upon.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at May 13, 2011 9:55 AM

Has anyone spoken to Jasper Fforde about Grimm? Sounds a lot like his Nursery Crime series (which I have reviewed for CBR3).

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at May 13, 2011 10:18 AM

I'm truly disappointed 17th Precinct didn't get picked up. Come on SyFy! Jump in there!

Posted by: Fredo at May 13, 2011 10:35 AM

So, are you saying that Amber Heard is not hot, or just that Kathy Bates cancels out every hotness in her vicinity? Cause if it's the first, I violently disagree.

Posted by: Vanessa at May 13, 2011 10:35 AM

I'm watching The Playboy Club for one reason and one reason alone: Laura Benanti. That's one fine piece of Tony award winning ass right there and she's from Jersey. I mean, have you seen her recently? Funny, down to earth, and she could quickly ascend the Pajiba bunk charts if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Robert at May 13, 2011 10:44 AM

I'm not watching The Playboy Club unless Mad Men's Lane Pryce stumbles in and drunkenly slaps a steak on his crotch.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 13, 2011 10:49 AM

So, are you saying that Amber Heard is not hot, or just that Kathy Bates cancels out every hotness in her vicinity? Cause if it's the first, I violently disagree.

Posted by: Vanessa at May 13, 2011 10:51 AM

Congrats NBC! All those shows reek.

Posted by: logan at May 13, 2011 10:52 AM

YAY FOR PARENTHOOD! My day is made.

Posted by: Mel C. at May 13, 2011 11:55 AM

I don't know why it posted your message twice Vanessa, but I whole-heartedly concur. Amber Heard is in the kid's parlance, "hoooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttt".

Posted by: e at May 13, 2011 12:07 PM

Well, from the headline I went to the "Ali Landry" place. (The Doritos girl.)

Imagine my disappointment.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at May 13, 2011 1:59 PM

Meh.

Posted by: The Wanderer at May 13, 2011 3:08 PM

nothing to see here. moving on....

Posted by: splinter at May 13, 2011 5:26 PM

They are going to run out of fairy tales for story ideas if it's a procedural...

Posted by: denesteak at May 14, 2011 12:57 PM

Eff you, some people think that experience and sarcasm is hotter on a lady than her little perky bewbies.

Posted by: Anon at May 14, 2011 1:40 PM

I really hope 17th Precinct sees the light of day somewhere. I was very, very ready to check that out.

Posted by: Steve at May 15, 2011 6:19 AM