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Kristen Wiig: Clown Prostitute!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)

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  • Funny-ass hottie, Krisin Wiig — who has to be nearing the end of her run on “SNL” — has optioned Clown Girl, about a girl named Sniffles the Clown who tries to resist the lucrative clown-fetishist prostitution trade.The money quote from the book description: “Welcome to wacky, stressful Baloneytown, where clown prostitution, stoned dogs and fire juggling-cum-arson are the norm.” And yes: She plans to write and star. Prepare your bunks. (Deadline)

  • A long in-development Planet of the Apes prequel — a present day origins story — is apparently official enough now to have a release date. That date is June 24, 2011. The Escapist’s Rupert Wyatt will direct from a screenplay by Amanda Silver and Rick Jaffa.

  • Meanwhile, Mission Impossible IV has been pushed back from May 2011 to December 2011. The May slot, presumes Slashfilm, has now been occupied by J.J. Abrams’ Super 8. (Slashfilm)

  • The inordinately adorable Alison Brie, from “Community” and “Mad Men,” apparently used to and possibly still does love to fuck. Men, women, gays. With or without intoxicants. Just FYI. (Nerve)

  • Remember the Alex O’Laughlin CBS vampire drama, “Moonlight”? Weirdly, the CW has picked up the reruns of that show to air as a companion to its own “The Vampire Chronicles.” (EW)

  • Dwayne Johnson has joined the cast of Fast 5 (the Fast & Furious sequel). He’ll be the lead FBI dude in pursuit of Paul Walker and Vin Diesel. (Deadline)









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    Comments

    The Rock, you are dead to me. I weep bitter tears.

    Posted by: Neodiogenes at May 7, 2010 10:52 AM

    • Alison Brie. Best friend ever? Best friend ever.

    Posted by: arrrghzi at May 7, 2010 10:58 AM

    Alison Brie. I can't . . . you are so . . . thank you god . . . holy shit . . .

    GODDAMNEDMOTHERFUCKINGBUNKHOLYFUCKBUNKBUNKBUNKBUNK

    Posted by: Kballs at May 7, 2010 11:01 AM

    Now we can all give The Rock shit for this but really, it is a step up from his recent efforts.

    Posted by: admin at May 7, 2010 11:06 AM

    Now we can all give The Rock shit for this but really, it is a step up from his recent efforts.

    Sad, but true.

    Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at May 7, 2010 11:13 AM

    That Alison Brie story was great. He!

    Posted by: tamatha at May 7, 2010 11:28 AM

    Prepare your bunks.

    Naw, this place is too full o' bitch ass coulrophobes. None of them will see it.

    Posted by: Jay at May 7, 2010 11:28 AM

    GODDAMNEDMOTHERFUCKINGBUNKHOLYFUCKBUNKBUNKBUNKBUNK

    Seemed a bit more like a self-deprecating misadventure, but...who'm I to question what excites you?

    Posted by: Jay at May 7, 2010 11:29 AM

    What admin said.

    DEFINITELY what Kballs said.

    Posted by: Vermillion at May 7, 2010 11:29 AM

    That Allison Brie story was the hottest thing ever. I need to find out where that art school is, and enroll in a basket weaving class of some sort.

    Posted by: logar at May 7, 2010 11:37 AM

    I thought I loved Ms. Brie before. Now, I think that was just a pale shadow of my REAL love for her.

    And her magical vagina.

    Posted by: Snath at May 7, 2010 12:02 PM

    I am going to have a REEEEAAAL difficult time watching 'Community' now, and not think of the phrase:
    "Was he going to wait till I was "out of it" and try to wiggle it into my butt?"

    Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at May 7, 2010 1:02 PM

    Alison Brie's depiction of art school: pretty damn accurate.

    Posted by: VinKong at May 7, 2010 1:37 PM

    THE ROCK? THE DIESEL? BLACK DODGE CHARGER?

    I'll be in my bunk.

    Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 7, 2010 1:49 PM

    Also, Alison Brie's apparently a good writer. I love smart, hot people. Maybe she is sexuality-altering after all.

    /follows Kballs

    Posted by: esme at May 7, 2010 3:37 PM

    Clown prostitutes ... I'm not certain whether to be aroused or repelled.

    Either way, I'll make sure my bunk is stocked.

    Posted by: The Wanderer at May 7, 2010 7:42 PM