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Cruise is Cool Again

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (46)



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The thing about Tom Cruise movies, and about big, over-hyped spectacles like Avatar or Snakes on a Plane a few years ago, is that on a site like Pajiba, critics can not win. If you like the movie, then you’re giving into the hype; if you don’t like the movie, it’s because you couldn’t view the film objectively through all the hype. That goes doubly where Tom Cruise films are involved, because they not only come with weeks of hype, but also star Tom Cruise, who is detested on a personal level by so many who can’t see the forest through the Scientology jokes. I’ve taken that bullet twice, with both Mission Impossible III and Valkyrie (I liked both a great deal) and the best thing you can do as a critic, really, is just be completely honest about your opinion and take the heat in the comments section from a lot of people who made up their mind about the movie as soon as Tom Cruise’s name was printed on the movie poster.

So, you know, fuck it — I don’t care what kind of cult Cruise is part of, or what alleged contract his wife signed, or what his true sexual orientation is. When it comes to Tom Cruise movies, they are good far more than they are not. He has the occasional hiccup (Lions for Lambs, I understand, is one of those) and went through a two-year PR nightmare that more or less ended with that Tropic Thunder cameo. And now he’s got a movie coming out in July — Knight and Day — with Cameron Diaz, who is another divisive actress, and a lot of folks make up their mind about her movies before they see them, too (in this case, they’re right more times than not, though The Box was pretty nifty, notwithstanding her terrible accent).

To the point: Here’s the trailer for Knight and Day, which comes from James Mangold (3:10 to Yuma). After vetting something like 15 projects and hiring his own script polishers, this is what he finally landed on. And you know what? Watching this trailer, I don’t care about Scientology or Katie Holmes or whoever it is that Cameron Diaz is dating at the moment, all I see is a really fun looking action pic that I will happily review on opening day, and more likely than not, get beat up in our comments section if I like it.










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Comments

Are you accusing readers of not giving Cruise movies a chance? That's like the pot calling the kettle black. You dismiss a movie before the script has even been written and anyone has been cast (Hawkman being just one example)

In other news i do agree with you about Cruise movies. I think the Cruiser is still cool despite of all the Scientology gibberish.

Posted by: barf at December 22, 2009 11:11 AM

Tom Cruise is crazy cakes, but I'll be damned if he doesn't make a good bad ass in movies. Collateral and MI III were fun and this little shoot 'em up looks promising. Although the Diaz tends to grate on my nerves so I may need to get liquored to fully realize the potential of this movie. But can't that be said about most flicks?

Posted by: Ulterior Motive Girl at December 22, 2009 11:23 AM

Pretty sure I saw Sarsgaard in there...sooooo, I'm in.

Posted by: gee. ay. at December 22, 2009 11:30 AM

The movie looks silly as shit. A few parts made me crack a smile, but overall it's just tom cruise being tom cruise again, and that's why people don't like him, and others do. And it's the same reason why I don't like someone like Adam Sandler.

Posted by: fugswugsy at December 22, 2009 11:33 AM

They're not even done filming...still have to go to Hawaii in January. It's got some great action scenes in it, but it's really nothing new. Tom Cruise wanted it to be more comedic so it resembled Mission Impossible less. Wasn't impressed by the script at all, but James Mangold can do a good number, so I hope the film is a step up!

Posted by: Parker at December 22, 2009 11:34 AM

Ahhhh goddamn't. I do hate Tom Cruise...and then I look at my movie collection and go fuck. Although technically I only own 3 Tom Cruise movies. War of the Worlds, Minority Report and The Outsiders. Although I should really own Legend as well I suppose.

Anyway, I really wanted to hate this trailer. Then I saw the motorcycle go off the ramp, land in the water, and he landed on the car. It kind of won me over there. Plus, it looks like Tom Cruise is slightly doing a parody of...Tom Cruise. Which can be really fantastic.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 22, 2009 11:34 AM

"so many who can’t see the forest through the Scientology jokes. I’ve taken that bullet twice, with both Mission Impossible III and Valkyrie (I liked both a great deal).."

Yeah I BET you did, funboy. It's plain to see you are on the L. Ron payroll.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 22, 2009 11:40 AM

And this looks like more Cruise ego masturbation. NOBODY is asking for a Cruise/Diaz shoot'em up. This looks like shit.

FUCK THIS MOVIE.

/It will tank

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 22, 2009 11:46 AM

When it comes to Tom Cruise movies, they are good far more than they are not.

I'm right with you there. He may be an obnoxious ditwad in every other aspect of life, but by God the man can act. And Diaz has proven that she can be good when she can be bothered. And that trailer makes the movie look like mad fun. And it has Peter Saarsgaaaaaaaaaargh. And ooh, look, Riley!

Posted by: Jerce at December 22, 2009 11:54 AM

"but by God the man can act."

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggght.... unless you meant to add, "like a tool"

And Diaz has proven that she can be good when she can be bothered.

Now I'm convinced you are on some sort of narcotic.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 22, 2009 11:57 AM

Diaz isn't nearly as pretty/cute/young as she still thinks she is.

Cruise is.

Posted by: , at December 22, 2009 12:11 PM

I've never been able to stomach him. Ever, way before Scientology and all that mess. He is just that guy for me. For no discernable reason I have never been able to just watch and enjoy a Tom Cruise movie. I think it's his nose or some such stupid thing. For my brother it's Matt Damon, pobably because his jaw does that thing or whatever. But as for my innate aversion, his personal dealings were just extra motivation for me to proudly announce my personal inability to watch his films. I wouldn't even click the trailer, won't be seein' it. Stupid Cruise-nosed jerk.

Posted by: Wonderflop at December 22, 2009 12:15 PM

I give you what is possibly the coolest Cruiser moment ever. Taken from The Colour of Money released in 1986. Yeah, the man can definitely act.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZsiY9S4WpI&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: barf at December 22, 2009 12:24 PM

Why is the "two guns pointed in opposite directions" thing making a comeback? I loathe that.

Posted by: sansho1 at December 22, 2009 12:25 PM

Fuck...I also have Vanilla Sky.

sansho1...No shit right? I was watching Hitman last night and he does that a lot. Why? That makes no sense. You have to aim! Then again, duel wielding in general pisses me off. There's a little thing called recoil. You can shoot a gun one handed, but accurately? So multiply that times two. I tried duel wielding two different 9mm. Side by side didn't work so I did an over under. A shell came out of the bottom one, bounced against the top one, went back down and jammed the slide of the bottom one. I basically said fuck that. Like Angelina Jolie duel wielding Desert Eagles...right, those guns weigh like 4 pounds apiece.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 22, 2009 12:43 PM

Wonderflop I've never noticed anything wrong with Matt Damon's jaw. If, however, I find that you've now ruined him for me, they will never find your body. :-).

Posted by: TheMaskedEmu at December 22, 2009 12:44 PM

And aren't you just asking for a shot to the chest?

Posted by: sansho1 at December 22, 2009 12:46 PM

wait... was that buffy's boyfriend from the 4th season? I enjoyed that stache!

Posted by: betty at December 22, 2009 12:49 PM

"No one follows us or I kill myself, and then her."

Ha!

Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2009 12:58 PM

I have less than zero Pajiba cred for loving Cher, Lady GaGa, having an abnormal attraction towards Hayden Christensen, Billy Bob Thornton (he's hot in a dirty way...... as is Vincent Gallo), and not getting the zombie thing and Crank, so I have absolutely no problem with admitting that Tom Cruise is usually awesome in his movies (when he's not playing the tortured hero), and that Cameron Diaz is adorable. I even like her dumb laugh.

Yes, I said it.

Posted by: Bizarro Sofía at December 22, 2009 1:15 PM

Also, I have the secret hope that someday I'll marry John Mayer.

Posted by: Bizarro Sofía at December 22, 2009 1:16 PM

they did some filming outside my office for a bit over the summer, commuter hell for a week or so, but I was really surprised at how friendly he was.

On a side note, it was really interesting to see the "process" and how much work actually goes into a 20 second scene.

Posted by: karen at December 22, 2009 1:20 PM

I even like her dumb laugh.

Yes, I said it.

Posted by: Bizarro Sofía at December 22, 2009 1:15 PM
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You, sicken me.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 22, 2009 1:38 PM

Bslim, you're starting to sound like a broken record. Got anything new?

Posted by: Cindy at December 22, 2009 1:38 PM

Looks good enough to me.

Cruise's biggest problem is his ego (duh), but in the sense that he thinks he's iconic enough to play himself in movies. He's not...he's at his best when being directed by someone who knows what he's doing.

Think of all of his good movies, and the common thread is usually a top-notch director. The only movie where he played himself and won is of course Vanilla Sky, as he played the outside-of-movies Cruise that everyone loves to hate.

If Cruise could swallow the ego a little bit and focus on seeking out good directors instead of big money/fame opportunities, I think he'd get more love for his work.

Posted by: Jacktrade at December 22, 2009 1:54 PM

A Few Good Men remains my favorite Tom Cruise movies. I'll forever give his movies a chance, not many complaints so far, I'll say.

I've always thought Tom Cruise has been taking too much slack about his marriage with Katie Holmes. I doubt she's all cracked up to be the damsel in distress the media paints.

Cameron Diaz on the other hand, I have absolutely nothing against her but besides There's Something About Mary, I wouldnt watch her movies twice. Although I have yet to see her in my My Sister's Keeper. I hear she played her role stunningly.

Posted by: Jean at December 22, 2009 1:55 PM

Bslim, you're starting to sound like a broken record. Got anything new?

Posted by: Cindy at December 22, 2009 1:38 PM

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That's funny, I don't remember when I ever received a memo ordering me to keep Cindy entertained on her terms.

It's called the scroll wheel, I suggest you use it.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 22, 2009 2:16 PM

Riley with a mustache
/projectile vomits while falling asleep from boredom

(yes, it is possible)

Posted by: esme at December 22, 2009 2:57 PM

DeistBrawler and sansho1, I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets annoyed by stupid shooting. I really hate it when people shoot their 9mm's holding them sideways. They never show people getting smacked in the face by the shell casings when they eject!
I also agree about the Desert Eagles. I shot one of those once and even holding tight with both hands my arms ended up almost over my head and I almost landed on my ass!
My other big gun related pet peeve is when someone is shooting a revolver and they fire off elventy billion shots without reloading...
Gah! Must stop before my brain blows up!

Posted by: trixie at December 22, 2009 3:01 PM

Why doesn't anyone ever bring up Magnolia? It's one of the best movies, period. And Tom Cruise made the movie. He was at once so despicable and so flawed, you had to feel for him.

Tom Cruise=bat shit crazy. Tom Cruise movies prove that he's a good enough actor to make us forget that he jumped on that couch.

Posted by: Sharon at December 22, 2009 3:02 PM

trixie, My dad does that in every movie we see. He will count how many shots they fire out of the gun. Revolver, rifle, machine gun, pistol, doesn't matter.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 22, 2009 3:22 PM

Movies I enjoy or have enjoyed (if not loved):

The Outsiders
Top Gun
Risky Business
Cocktail
Days of Thunder
Rain Man
Born on the Fourth of July
A Few Good Men
Jerry Maguire
Magnolia
Minority Report
Collateral
War of the Worlds
The Last Samurai
Lions for Lambs
Tropic Thunder

Now, most of those I only saw once and probably only kind of enjoyed. But some I've seen repeatedly. As much as it pains me (and many of you more, apparently), it would seem that I'm a fan.

Posted by: Brenton at December 22, 2009 4:08 PM

I liked Valkyrie too (even with my already knowing how the story would end)--although I can't stand Scientology BS. Tom Cruise the person is coo coo for cocoa puffs crazy. As an actor, I never buy into his character; I cannot forget that it's Cruise on the screen. But as a performer he does have a certain charisma, and he knows how to pick good scripts (or has people who do it for him)--unlike many other _better_ actors who pick shitty ones.

Posted by: True_Blue at December 22, 2009 4:10 PM

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 22, 2009 2:16 PM

It's not about entertaining me; I just thought you might step out of your Grinch suit for a day.

Posted by: Cindy at December 22, 2009 5:26 PM

Brenton
How can you not even mention Legend. Fucking Legend!

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 22, 2009 5:39 PM

Man, you guys embed the worst video players. Between Trailer Addict's whack-a-mole volume control and this whatever-it-is-I-can't-play-it-at-all, I give up.

Posted by: humperdinck at December 22, 2009 6:27 PM

I know, I know. I haven't seen it in so many years and I don't really remember it. Might have to give it a go. This summer I watched a whole slew of old fantasy/sci-fi movies (Last Starfighter, Starman, Excalibur) but forgot all about Legend.

Posted by: Brenton at December 22, 2009 9:59 PM

It's not about entertaining me; I just thought you might step out of your Grinch suit for a day.

Posted by: Cindy at December 22, 2009 5:26 PM

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You know what?

I'm thinking you are right.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 22, 2009 10:38 PM

Yes Pajiba, there is a Santa Claus!

Posted by: Cindy at December 22, 2009 11:29 PM

Pretty sure they filmed some of that car chase scene near my Dad's house in New Bedford, MA. None of the stars were there, just stunt guys.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at December 23, 2009 8:35 AM

Hell yeah! Tom Cruise is the man, baby!!! (In movies...not in real life. In real life Tom Cruise is a looney toon.) I'm sooo glad you liked Valkyrie, so many people crap on that movie for dumb reasons. I also thoroughly enjoyed War of the Worlds...riiight up till the dumber than dirt ending (too anticlimatic). But uh...yeah, good stuff.

P.S. - I might get shot for saying this, but I think the same thing happened to Mel Gibson with Apocolypto which is a stellar movie that gets written off bc uh, well bc the man hates Jews. Plain and simple.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at December 23, 2009 2:42 PM

Valkyrie was well made but a real blue-baller. 'Cause, you know, history.

This looks like an ideal role for him, too. That of a crazy person.

Posted by: HappyGobo at December 23, 2009 3:40 PM

i just think it's funny that you refer to yourself as a critic. My cat meows at nic cage movies and stares intensely at planet earth, lets call her a critic as well.

Posted by: Todd at December 23, 2009 4:21 PM

I liked it too when I saw the trailer before Avatar. A lot of folks laughed.

Posted by: Candy at December 23, 2009 7:25 PM

The trailer made me laugh. Good enough.

Posted by: ghunda at December 24, 2009 1:29 PM

Honestly, can someone tell me what the fuck "Knight and Day" is even about? ...Cameron Diaz believes that she has or has not been in a plane crash, that some dude saved her, and then they race across the world killing people? Is this an existential mindfuck of the lowest order, or what? I saw a preview for something similar in the theatres, Angelina Jolie's movie 'Salt', where an agent becomes rogue after having an identity crisis. She goes ballistic and then starts killing people until she arrives at the President. WTF?!? What sort of mindless drivel is hollywood peddling here?

Posted by: DollarBill at January 29, 2010 3:17 AM