Kim Kardashian "Sums Up Everything That Is Wrong with Society," Says Woman Without Her Own Reality Show
Over in England, the headmistress of an all girls boarding school, Dr. Helen Wright, will give a speech at an education conference this week in which she identifies Kim Kardashian -- named hottest woman on the planet by Zoo Magazine -- as representative of all that is wrong with Western Civilization:
"It is not too strong a statement, I venture to suggest, to say that almost everything that is wrong with Western society today can be summed up in that one symbolic photo of Miss Kim Kardashian on the front of Zoo magazine.
"The descent of Western civilisation can practically be read into every curve (of which, you will note, there are indeed many). Officially the hottest woman in the world? Really? Is this what we want our young people to aim for? Is this what success should mean to them?" Dr. Wright will say.
Low blow, Dr. Wright. Why doesn't Wright pick on someone of her own intellectual capacity? I'm all for taking a stand against superficiality, but Wright has a lot of nerve mocking the mentally handicapped. We should be celebrating Kim Kardashian! How many people do you know have managed to overcome severe mental deficiencies to become thought of as "the hottest woman in the world"? Paris Hilton? Maybe Olivia Munn? They've defeated the odds, turning their stupidity into a commodity! These so-called "f---ing idiots," as Jon Hamm has termed them, have not allowed their intellectual limitations to stop them from achieving the American dream! Kim Kardashian has succeeded despite a limited number of brain cells and a practically empty headspace! I say, good for her!
Besides, why are we even listening to Dr. Wright? What are her credentials? What are her measurements? What reality show is she on? Maybe if Dr. Wright made a sex tape with a super famous athlete, we'd start listening. Until then, maybe Dr. Wright should stick to what she knows best: Educating young girls and turning them into doctors and lawyers and other professional losers who make a tiny fraction of what Kim Kardashian makes each year.