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Kevin Costner To Ruin the Western in a Different Medium

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (36)



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Essentially, Kevin Costner was put on this Earth to play decent to good washed-up athletes and ruin Westerns. Sure, he had an Oscar-nominated hit with Dances With Wolves (which is on my “I refuse to watch it no matter how good it is” list), but he has since gone on to basically mock the genre with Wyatt Earp, Open Range, The Postman, and Waterworld, which was essentially a Western on water.

Now he’s set to further diminish the Western genre. Costner is developing a (fucking) four-hour Western for A&E (because it’s the only place left he can get a job). The miniseries, which he may direct and may even star in (depending on the script), is expected to be a post-Civil War story covering a major conflict in the settlement of the West.

And, according to THR:

“Costner understands the Western better than anybody, and he respects the genre,” said Tana Nugent Jamieson, the network’s senior vp drama programming. “He knows every bit of detail about the West; this is a genre he feels a lot of passion for. It’s a perfect fit.”

Man, that is rich. If Costner really respected the genre, he’d stick to sports movies. I’m sure there’s some movie out there about a 50-year-old baseball player making a final comeback in order to salvage his legacy and get the girl.

In other television news that probably doesn’t warrant Seth taking a break from billing clients $550 an hour to report, Joss Stone is returning to “The Tudors” for its final season. She will reprise her role as Anne of Cleves. Spoiler: She gets to keep her head.

And finally, here are this week’s top 20 programs. Guess what? They look just like last week’s:

1. (1) “American Idol” (Wednesday), Fox, 23.57 million viewers.

2. (2) “American Idol” (Tuesday), Fox, 23.41 million viewers.

3. (3) “Dancing with the Stars,” ABC, 20.28 million viewers.

4. (5) “NCIS,” CBS, 16.72 million viewers.

5. (7) “The Mentalist,” CBS, 16.68 million viewers.

6. (15) “Grey’s Anatomy,” ABC, 15.55 million viewers.

7. (4) “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,” CBS, 14.91 million viewers.

8. (8) “Dancing with the Stars Results,” ABC, 14.56 million viewers.

9. (10) “Two and a Half Men,” CBS, 14.17 million viewers.

10. (12) “Criminal Minds,” CBS, 14.13 million viewers.

11. (13) “CSI: Miami,” CBS, 13.72 million viewers.

12. (16) “CSI: NY,” CBS, 13.4 million viewers.

13. (9) “Desperate Housewives,” ABC, 12.29 million viewers.

14. (18) “House,” Fox, 12.05 million viewers.

15. (17) “Survivor: Tocantins,” CBS, 11.99 million viewers.

16. (20) “Cold Case,” CBS, 11.84 million viewers.

17. (18) “Without a Trace,” CBS, 11.83 million viewers.

18. (24) “Rules of Engagement,” CBS, 11.33 million viewers.

19. (27) “Amazing Race 14,” CBS, 10.49 million viewers.

20. (X) “Michael J. Fox: Adventures of an Incurable Optimist,” ABC, 10.23 million viewers.


Of note, the season finale of “Dollhouse” finished poorly last Friday, coming in 5th, in front of only a rerun of “American’s Top Model” on The CW. Odds of survival: 3 percent. The “Scrubs” finale fared pretty well, finishing second in its timeslot and beating out another bubble show, “The New Adventures of the Old Christine.” “Scrubs” is apparently in a strong position to be picked up next season without Zach Braff, as is the best comedy on television right now, “Better Off Ted.” Seth will likely keep you updated on the renewals and cancellations this week and next.

Now, before I sign off, to satiate my curiosity, could someone tell me what’s going on over on “Grey’s Anatomy”? I haven’t seen it since I quit recapping it, but am I to understand that Alex married Izzie, who has a brain tumor or is in a coma or something? Fill me in. How many ways has the shark jumped over the show?









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Comments

Unless it's baseball-related, Kevin Costner shouldn't be in it.

Then again, reading over that list, I'm sure his miniseries will become the next "Lonesome Dove."

Posted by: Fredo at May 12, 2009 7:51 PM

Now don't be like that. Wyatt Earp sucked, but Open Range is an excellent Western, with one of the best shootouts ever filmed, and it proves the adage about Costner: Pair him with a strong co-lead and don't require him to do much but look pretty and do the "aw shucks" thing, and that's a recipe for success. You see it over and over again -- The Upside of Anger (the lovely Joan Allen), A Perfect World (the lovely Clint Eastwood), Dances with Wolves (the lovely Sioux nation), No Way Out (the sexy Gene Hackman) -- to the point that it's a truism. Even The Bodyguard was enjoyable popcorn trash, a good Hangover Theater candidate, because Whitney made a good co-lead, not through acting talent but just sheer charisma.

Am I the only person in the world who absolutely detests Field of Dreams? That's always trotted out with Bull Durham to show what he should be doing, and Bull Durham is great, but I though FoD was manipulative, contrived, and maudlin to the point of "aarrgghh". There's no one history I love more than my dad, but I don't need some tear-jerker "let's play catch" to remind me of that.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at May 12, 2009 8:04 PM

I read somewhere that the Costner A&E project was to be a documentary on post Civil War conflicts in the West. Which to tell you the truth isn't such a bad idea for the long winded asshole. Now, a dramatic mini-series, eeeeh, why?


NCIS #4!?!?!?

/bewildered

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 12, 2009 8:14 PM

"Seth...billing clients $550 an hour...."

I don't know why I am doing a PhD in anthropology. May be I should change discipline.
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“Costner understands the Western better than anybody...."

I used to believe that was Clint Eastwood, and Sergio Leone before him. And no matter what anybody says, the greatest shootout in Western is the final Mexican standoff in "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly."

Btw, I liked "Lonesome Dove."

Posted by: EH at May 12, 2009 8:19 PM

the greatest shootout in Western is the final Mexican standoff in "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly."
Posted by: EH at May 12, 2009 8:19 PM

Followed by the OK Corral scene in Tombstone, and then followed by, like, every shootout in Outlaw Josey Wales.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 12, 2009 8:24 PM

Damn right EH! Damn right! The Good, the bad and the Ugly, forever! That scene was beautiful. Still brings a tear to my eyes and hell, one of THE most famous soundtracks EVER! Plus a stellar cast and sharp dialogue.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly kicks Dances With Wolves out of the water!

Posted by: Four Eyes at May 12, 2009 8:30 PM

socalled, I'm totally with you on Open Range. Definitely an excellent Western, and a nice, subdued performance from Costner. I might add that the sound production on that movie is balls-out. My dad loves to watch that movie with the subwoofer on max level, because the shotgun blasts during the gunfight shake his entire house.

Posted by: Sean at May 12, 2009 8:59 PM

I'm still waiting for him to play a cowboy who plays baseball.

Posted by: John W at May 12, 2009 9:28 PM

Uh, guys, "American Idol", and "Dancing With the Stars" held the top three spots last week, and you're worried about Costner doing another western?

Priorities, priorities. We have more important things to worry about.

-Ralphie

Posted by: ralphie at May 12, 2009 10:01 PM

As far as I know, Izzie's hallucinations (you know, having sex with a ghost and shit) were all because of a brain tumor and now she's dying (HURRAH--I am mean) and I think that to make her happy Meredith and Derek let her plan their wedding but...something happened and Izzie married Alex instead? And Christina is dating a REALLY hot dude and I really wish that Izzie, Meredith and Derek would disappear so the show can be good again.

OK so yeah I kind of watch this. But am three weeks behind because I'm watching it on a local channel. But I read the TWOP recaps anyway just to know if I should watch an upcoming episode or not.

Don't look at me like that. It's a guilty pleasure.

Posted by: figgy at May 12, 2009 10:21 PM

Why has no one mentioned what a fucking brilliant JAWDROPPER of a seasno finale House was last night?

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 12, 2009 10:44 PM

Dangit. The Dollhouse finale was really good, too.

Posted by: Lucas at May 12, 2009 10:49 PM

Izzie and Alex got married because Derek found a new inoperable brain tumor, which basically means she is going to die. He said that he wished he could do something for her, and guess what? He let her have the big giant wedding that she planned.

This was all set to a voiceover of Izzie saying that the biggest days of your life aren't those you expect, or some bullshit. And Denny showed up one last time.

Christina is no longer dating said 'hot' guy because he tried to strangle her as a result of his PTSD from the war. Gotta keep the drama alive somehow, I guess.

The ONLY reason I kept watching this garbage taco mess of a show was because of Dustin's real time reviews and their absence has created a sucking void in my existence. I therefore narrate my own reviews while watching the show on abc.com.

Open Range sucks. Want a western? Check out The Wild Bunch. Fills my soul with joy.

Posted by: rayliota at May 12, 2009 11:41 PM

I always liked Silverado. Granted, Costner was part of an ensemble and I haven't seen it since I was a kid, but he hasn't ruined every Western he's been in.

Posted by: Jen at May 12, 2009 11:42 PM

Joss Stone? Is that some sadistic motherfucker's joke on people who lisp?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 12, 2009 11:45 PM

As far as I know, Izzie's hallucinations (you know, having sex with a ghost and shit) were all because of a brain tumor and now she's dying (HURRAH--I am mean) and I think that to make her happy Meredith and Derek let her plan their wedding but...something happened and Izzie married Alex instead? And Christina is dating a REALLY hot dude and I really wish that Izzie, Meredith and Derek would disappear so the show can be good again.

Pretty much accurate except that nothing happened to make izzie and alex get married. Meredith just kind of suggested it to Alex and he was all "sure I'll get married in 4 hours to a girl who'll be dead in a month, why not!?". Also Christina and hot dude aren't really dating at the moment because he went all PTSD over a ceiling fan when they were in bed and almost killed her.

The House finale was bloody brilliant, I have to go back and watch the last 2 episodes again now. Dollhouse was awesome too, Tudyk rocked the house!

Posted by: Chugga at May 12, 2009 11:46 PM

Why has no one mentioned what a fucking brilliant JAWDROPPER of a seasno finale House was last night?

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 12, 2009 10:44 PM
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I would have but I didn't want to spoil it for anyone who hadn't seen it yet.

JAWDROPPER is about right.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 12, 2009 11:47 PM

Fuck you Kevin Costner! You're the reason everyone in the country thinks that we out in the west are a bunch of morons!

Posted by: George at May 13, 2009 12:10 AM

I love westerns; Open Range and Silverado are both good ones. In the case of the former, there's the fantastic Robert Duvall, but it also gets major props from me for having an age-appropriate love interest for Costner's character.

Posted by: appwitch at May 13, 2009 12:26 AM

Who the fuck is watching this shit? Call me naive, but I really thought that Lost was a top 20 show. Dancing with the Stars?? I tried watching it once and I seriously considered gouging out my own eyeballs. I'm going to go weep in the corner now.

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at May 13, 2009 12:27 AM

I love westerns; Open Range and Silverado are both good ones. In the case of the former, there's the fantastic Robert Duvall, but it also gets major props from me for having an age-appropriate love interest for Costner's character.

Posted by: appwitch at May 13, 2009 12:28 AM

You refuse to watch Dances With Wolves?

Jesus, that was the funniest goddamned movie I've ever seen.

After reading the list, I'll admit that I am more comfortable with a higher level of cultural illiteracy than most. I have no (nor do I want a) television. With Hulu and iTunes, there's little need (as if I needed to waste any time on Dancing With the Stars-- I'm already fat enough).

Posted by: Rick at May 13, 2009 1:07 AM

Open Range was tittyballs, especially the shootout.

Posted by: Farthammer at May 13, 2009 1:13 AM

I heard Mitch Hurwitz's "Sit Down Shut Up" was cancelled. I think it had potential if it was given more time.
Did Pajiba mention this yet? Did I beat Pajiba to it? Yeah! Scoop'd!

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 13, 2009 1:37 AM

This whole Television show ratings round-up is great, gives me a nice perspective on how fast the American Populace is slowly degenerating. Now when I blame Reality Television for the fall of Humanity I'll have the numbers to prove it.

Reality TV and Two and a Half Men...

Posted by: RonnyK at May 13, 2009 1:55 AM

Christina is no longer dating said 'hot' guy because he tried to strangle her as a result of his PTSD from the war. Gotta keep the drama alive somehow, I guess.

Fuck. I'm not putting myself through that. Gray's is DEAD to me.

But really, I miss the recaps. I'd love to see a pajiba take on this fuckup of a season

Posted by: figgy at May 13, 2009 2:24 AM

Meet a tall sexy girl in
***---S e e K B I. c o m---***. I’m sure your lover is there.

Posted by: linda shake at May 13, 2009 5:02 AM

I love "dances with wolves"&"open range"!even in "the postman",there is good ideas!

Posted by: lalala! at May 13, 2009 5:09 AM

Maryscott: House is on the Top 20 list, therefore according to Pajiba it sucks so no one is talking about it.

Actually it's one of only 2 shows on the Top 20 I watch (24 dropped off this week so it's the only one). That ending was great, but I still liked the reveal that he tried to murder Chase better. And NOTHING beats the penultimate episode last year when he finally realizes Amber was on the bus. Cuddy's fantasy striptease boosted that episode immensely, too.

Posted by: TylerDFC at May 13, 2009 6:45 AM

socalled,
I watched Field of Dreams about 6 months after my dad died, and I completely fucking lost it at the end. Haven't seen it in the three years since.
That is when the "have a catch" scene will truly get you.

Posted by: Kballs at May 13, 2009 8:39 AM

I don't understand Pajiba's (Dustin's) disregard/dislike for "Open Range." It's an excellent genre film, and one of Costner's flat out best. And yes, the climactic shootout is balls to the wall fantastic. By the time it arrives the tension has been so well built that it nearly explodes off screen. A well written, plotted, paced, acted, composed, if somewhat formulaic (how many Westerns aren't?). I'm glad most others appreciate it.

Slim, I'm not sure the finale of "Good, Bad, Ugly" can even be considered a shootout. Mostly because it's "a shooting." What it really classifies as is the essential Mexican standoff, which Blondie wins with only one shot fired.

Also, "Lonesome Dove" is one of the best television mini-series of all time. Easily in the top five.

Posted by: ian at May 13, 2009 8:58 AM

Several things to comment on:

Jesus Christopher, is that top 20 depressing. Reality crap and procedurals do not make ed a happy boy.

Costner needs to make a movie where he is the coach of a rodeo team (what?? there's no such thing--don't worry, that shouldn't stop him) in a post-apocalyptic future. He covers all his bases that way.

It's time to lay off Costner by the way. He's not the best actor and he has limited range but he's extremely likable and he appeared in some of the best movies of his generation. You think Keanu paved a new path? He just followed Costner's lead.

Waterworld is near the top of the "so bad it's good" genre of movies. It's one of the most illogical movies of all time (part of its charm), hammily acted, with some great action scenes and maybe the coolest ride in movie history.

Lonesome Dove is among the rare examples of an incredible adaptation of an incredible book. The only other one I can think of off the top of my head that is in the same class is To Kill A Mockingbird.

Dollhouse did not end strongly. Won't be sorry to see it go.

Posted by: ed newman at May 13, 2009 9:38 AM

What it really classifies as is the essential Mexican standoff, which Blondie wins with only one shot fired.
Posted by: ian at May 13, 2009 8:58 AM


I reckon you be correct, varmint.

*tips hat*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 13, 2009 10:09 AM

I thought Open Range was pretty good, actually.

Posted by: sosumi at May 13, 2009 11:35 AM

Despite my love for Joss Whedon, I stopped watching Dollhouse during the episode in which Echo's watc... er, handler, answers a question about what the Dollhouse is with, "Pimps and assassins" (or something to that effect). I think it's the same one where Echo struts out of the van in full dominatrix gear. They have this amazing technology, and they use it to create perfect prostitutes. How is this a worthy goal? Why would I want to watch people who do this for a living? The whole premise is despicable, and the only characters you get to know as actual people are the ones in charge of the whole affair, so I have no reason to care about what happens to them.

This list is depressing. I hate to sound like an old fart, but kids--stop watching "Idol" and go play outside. Preferably in traffic.

House I very occasionally watch, just to confirm that he's still an unbearable asshole and addicted to Vicodin, so I'm not sure what was so jawdropping about the finale. Maybe you have to see all the episodes to understand it. And he tried to murder Chase? Like, seriously murder him? Why is no one complaining and why is House not in jail?

Posted by: DeadBessie at May 13, 2009 1:55 PM

Working backwards here...

DeadBessie -- the murdering Chase thing... that's from another season, and you have to see it to understand it.

Everyone commenting on it: -- Open Range was marvelous. And, I have to say, though the film itself was mediocre, and maybe it was William Hurt's influence, I thought Costner's work in Mr. Brooks was some of his best ever. I think he is, generally, a mediocre actor and that might be due to the calibre of film he chooses -- but occasionally he can really surprise, and that is the case with those two films. I can't think of any others at the moment, but I know there are at least a couple others.

Lucas et al.: I agree re: the Dollhouse finale -- it was superb... with one tiny codicil:

***** DOLLHOUSE SPOILER ALERT *****






Since Whedon probably knew going into this that it wouldn't be returning, why didn't he give Echo closure? He put her back in the fucking box, for chrissakes, as if the damned series were returning. Does he know something we don't know? IS it returning?






***** END DOLLHOUSE SPOILER ALERT *****

TylerDFC -- I'm torn. Not about the murdering Chase thing. I don't think there's any comparison, this season ender tears that to shreds. But as for LAST season's finale and this one's, I think it's a photo finish. Because, for sheer drama, last season might take it. But for sheer SHOCK VALUE, this season may just win by a nose.

And finally, figgy -- you hung in there with Grey's Anatomy way, WAY longer than I could. After they got rid of Washington, I was done. I think I watched the first episode after his departure and then I just... quit. My aunt Sherry swears it got really good with the lesbian story line, and I might have got back into it -- and then I heard about them dropping Brooke Smith with no warning and knew I'd done the right thing. Any interesting and excellent writing and acting I may have missed (that great actor from "Rome," for instance) could not possibly make up for having to watch Izzie and Meredith whine ad nauseum; or, for that matter, Drs. McDreamy and McSteamy compete for the Acting with Clenched Jawline Award of the Year.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 13, 2009 6:31 PM


















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