Kerry Washington Is a Stunning Woman. Except On This Magazine Cover. Where She Looks Like a Flogged Horse
The above image is an accurate representation of what Kerry Washington looks like. She is one of the most gorgeous women on the planet, which is why it’s almost impressive how horribly, horribly wrong she looks on the cover of Lucky magazine this month. In order to make a woman this beautiful look this bad, there has to be a lot of effort involved. Maybe some booze. And some pills. This is why you don’t do photoshop with an Etch A Sketch, folks.
And here is the Internet reaction to the Lucky magazine cover.
Once again, here’s what Kerry Washington actually looks like.
There. That’s better.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
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Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
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