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Will Karl Urban Be the Law?

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (25)



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This should tell you how long it takes for some projects to get off the ground. The first time we wrote about a Judge Dredd movie (not a remake, but a more faithful rendering of the outstanding comic series) was in 2008, when Dustin first discussed it. Since then, we’ve learned who the writer is — Alex Garland, Danny Boyle’s writing partner. Excellent choice. The script is, from what I hear, very good, described by The Playlist as “action-heavy” and “dark and gritty,” and sort of a Die Hard set in the Blade Runner universe. Of course, this script is almost three years old now and is bound to go through some rewrites, but still — Garland’s presence was the first sign of hope for a character beloved by many a comic book reader. Considering how woefully slaughtered it was by Stallone’s epically bad adaptation (directed by Danny “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” Cannon), we really truly have nowhere to go but up. In fact, I foolishly left the 1995 film off of my list of The Worst Comic Book Movies of All Time. Perhaps I’ve just been trying to black it out.

Anyway, we’ve got a script, and the last time I wrote about this the director was supposedly Pete Travis (Vantage Point), but that’s as yet unconfirmed. Now, the casting rumors have finally begun. Bleeding Cool is reporting that Karl Urban is being offered the part of Dredd. It’s strictly rumor at the moment, but if I could indulge in a bit of fantasy — I think it’s an excellent choice.

I’ve always liked Urban, though he’s never successfully carried a film on his own yet — Pathfinder certainly doesn’t count. But he’s been excellent as Bones McCoy in the JJ Abrams Star Trek, he was quietly deadly in The Bourne Supremacy, and was also very good as Eomer in the last two Lord of the Rings films (also? He was Cupid in “Hercules: The Legendary Journeys,” and Caesar in “Xena: Warrior Princess,” believe it or not). He’ll next be seen in Red and then as the baddie in Priest. Hell, I just like the guy. He’s got the look for it — handsome, but not too handsome, with a hint of menace and a rough exterior. Not that it matters, since apparently in this script he never takes off the helmet — which is awesome.

So there you have it — the newest rumor about who will play Mega-City One’s toughest cop. We’ll see what happens. As long as there’s no Rob fucking Schneider. Please, God, let there be no Rob Schneider. Someone needs to forcefeed that mule-fucking shitbrain live scorpions. Rectally.

I fucking hate Rob Schneider.

Although… Armand Assante was no picnic either.

Sheesh.









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Comments

WTF? Does Hollywood have a random movie title program so that when they wanna make a movie they just push a button and a random movie title comes up and then they push another button to decide if they are going to call it a sequel, re-make or re-boot?

CUZ THAT WOULD MAKE MORE FUCKING SENSE THAN RE-MAKING A CRAPTASTIC MOVIE!

Posted by: logan at July 22, 2010 11:09 AM

I paid to see Judge Dredd. And sat through the whole fucktarded thing. One of my biggest regrets.

Posted by: Slash at July 22, 2010 11:16 AM

"I am not above the law! I AM THE LAW!!"

- quoted for years at my household. Still funny all these years later.

Posted by: Fredo at July 22, 2010 11:25 AM

The only character I've ever seen chew more scenery than Assante in Judge Dreddful was f'ing Nibler. Fact.

He made Stansfield look like he was in a coma.

Posted by: D-Day at July 22, 2010 11:37 AM

Karl Urban and my favorite clip of all time? YES. You're my favorite today, TK.

Posted by: figgy at July 22, 2010 11:42 AM

He’s got the look for it — handsome, but not too handsome, with a hint of menace and a rough exterior. Not that it matters, since apparently in this script he never takes off the helmet — which is awesome.

I... I don't understand. Why would they cast Karl Urban and then hide the hotness behind a helmet for the entire movie? OH! Does he at least take off everything below the helmet? I could be into that.

"The law is my penis." Yes. Yes it is.

I eagerly await your answers to my perfectly reasonable questions.

Posted by: jM at July 22, 2010 11:55 AM

Rob Schneider in Dredd was the worst thing I have ever seen in cinema.
If i get to meet him in the flesh ever I will END HIM.

Posted by: supafly at July 22, 2010 12:14 PM

Just when I thought, I'd put this 'Pathfinder' and 'Doom' business behind us, they've gotta throw Mr. Fine as Hell Urban back into the little leagues.

I'm also with jM and the helmet argument, altho I bet his sexy voice could still make this remake 200% better than Stallone's.

Karl, if you know what's good for you, pass on this project. There's bigger fish to fry.

Posted by: Teresa at July 22, 2010 12:15 PM

mmm... Karl Urban.

Posted by: Vi at July 22, 2010 12:23 PM

Rob Schneider in Dredd was the worst thing I have ever seen in cinema.

Rob Schneider in Surf Ninjas.

Posted by: ThunderSacTriumph at July 22, 2010 12:29 PM

Good lord, Karl Urban. Man was so damn hot as Bones. That voice, all snarly, gruff, southern-whiskey. Mmmm.

Posted by: ladydi at July 22, 2010 12:33 PM

LOL Fredo XD

Posted by: SarahReznor at July 22, 2010 1:15 PM

"Rob Schneider in Dredd was the worst thing I have ever seen in cinema."


Rob Schneider in The Animal

Rob Scneider in The Hot Chick

Rob Schneider in Big Stan

This doesn't get any better people!

Posted by: Mrcreosote at July 22, 2010 1:36 PM

Whenever I hear/read/think of "I AM THE LAW!", I think of Anthrax. That's not such a bad thing.

{misses the 80s}

Posted by: MM at July 22, 2010 2:00 PM

I like how you forgot to mention Urban in The Chronicles of Riddick.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 22, 2010 2:34 PM

(also? He was Cupid in “Hercules: The Legendary Journeys,” and Caesar in “Xena: Warrior Princess,” believe it or not).

THANK YOU! for that info. I adored him in Star Trek and enjoyed him in his smaller roles you listed as well. Apparently this could be due to subconscious unconditional love carried over from my Herc & Xena-filled childhood. Or just his general awesomeness. Hmmmm... either way, I shall definitely be searching out those episodes now.

Posted by: gee. ay. at July 22, 2010 3:06 PM

I forgot about Urban when voting for my most bangable celebrities! (Must remember for next year.) He is yummy and a far better choice than how I misread the title as "Will Keith Urban Be the Law? Somehow he's just not right for the part unless it's going to be a musical? Dance numbers could really perk it up. Give it that lighthearted Hollywood touch that nicely balances the dark nature of the material to bring in the mainstream audience. Yeah, on second thought I vote for an Andrew Lloyd Webber production of Judge Dread starring Keith Urban.

Posted by: Smokey at July 22, 2010 4:30 PM

"I’ve always liked Urban, though he’s never successfully carried a film on his own yet — Pathfinder certainly doesn’t count. But he’s been excellent as Bones McCoy in the JJ Abrams Star Trek, he was quietly deadly in The Bourne Supremacy, and was also very good as Eomer in the last two Lord of the Rings films (also? He was Cupid in “Hercules: The Legendary Journeys,” and Caesar in “Xena: Warrior Princess,” believe it or not). He’ll next be seen in Red and then as the baddie in Priest. Hell, I just like the guy. He’s got the look for it — handsome, but not too handsome, with a hint of menace and a rough exterior. Not that it matters, since apparently in this script he never takes off the helmet — which is awesome..."

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Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 22, 2010 5:48 PM

"Not that it matters, since apparently in this script he never takes off the helmet — which is awesome."

No, that is NOT awesome. He is a delicious man who should be showing off his deliciousness.

Posted by: Laura at July 22, 2010 5:54 PM

I think we've all agreed never to let Rob Schneider in front of another camera ever again. Period.

And FYI, Urban is a great New Zealand actor - and as usual, every kiwi actor has been in either Xena or Hercules (or both) at some point.

Posted by: Scott at July 22, 2010 6:08 PM

Rob Schneider is proof positive that God hates moviegoers.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 22, 2010 9:45 PM

I’ve always liked Urban, though he’s never successfully carried a film on his own yet

In that case I can't urge you strongly enough to check out Out of the Blue, an indie New Zealand film about a gun nut who turned American on the small village he lived in. Urban plays the policeman trying to track him down. Very, very moving and Urban carries it well.

Posted by: Whiny Dancer at July 23, 2010 12:51 AM

At least Zach Efron or another hot dude du jour isn't playing Dread.

RS in JD isn't the worst thing in movies...Duce Bigaloo 2 was. That guy keeps making the same bad movie.

Posted by: Proudly Resenter at July 23, 2010 3:38 PM

I think this plot outline to the new film sounds pretty awful.

Sounds like a rip-off of Escape From New York. Dredd has to find a perp, escape block before the gangs and warlord kills him. That's more or less identical to Escape From New York. That was a great film back in its day but Dredd doesn't need to copy that.

Slo-mo sounds like bullet time from The Matrix. Again, rip-off.

Ma-Ma sounds a terrible name for the villain. The Dredd comic strip has had great bad guy names: Judge Death, Father Earth, The Angel Gang, Sabbat, Orlok the assassin, Trapper Hag etc. But the main perp in the film is called Ma-Ma. Is this some bad joke?

We've also got the comments "video game simplistic" and "generic." Hardly positive terms! Who knows, maybe the action will be good but the storyline sounds very unoriginal and not worthy of Dredd. I'd like to see something more original like Dredd's Graveyard Shift story or The Hunter's Club. That would be amazing.

I doubt Karl Urban can save this film from being anything but video game simplistic and generic.

Posted by: dreddhead at July 25, 2010 7:41 AM

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