Kanye West Under Investigation for Doling Out Punch-Justice to Racist A**hole
I don’t feel particularly comfortable addressing matters that concern Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, because they only exist in the periphery of my mind as people who are famous and thus deliver pageviews on a slow news day, but you know what, if the account that TMZ has described is true, then Kanye not only gets a Standing-O for standing up for his girlfriend, he gets a slow clap for beating the crap out of a racist heckler.
Anyway, the story goes something like this: Some dude helping Kim avoid the paparazzi as she walks into her chiropractor’s office calls the paparazzi “fa**ot ass ni**ers,” and Kardashian takes offense, and asks the dude not to say “ni**er,” and then dude loses it, and calls Kardashian a “ni** lover, stupid slut.” Apparently, in the police report that Kardashian filed, she also accused the heckler of a death threat. “I will kill you, slut,” he reportedly said.
Anyway, Kim called Kanye, and the rest is something we’ll probably see recreated on VH1 someday.
Kanye — who had just arrived at the building — then met up with Kim. Sources say Kanye and Kim rushed into the waiting room of chiropractor Richard Hill and found the 18-year-old sitting there. Witnesses say Kanye punched the guy and Kim screamed, “We have it all on tape.”
Anyway, TMZ says that the police are investigating Kanye for a possible battery charge because you’re not allowed to beat up sh*tty people, which seems like a dumb law. Someone should change that.
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