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Jolie looks really....weird. Too much hair, too much makeup, not nearly enough body. I found it very distracting.

He's... aged.
That's not supposed to happen!

They both look awful, awful.

Angelina is all lips and hair these days. Someone needs to tie her down and force feed her some cheeseburgers fast. Just because she's the UN go-to girl for starving people doesn't mean she should look like them.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...Oh Paul Bettany why must you torment me so?zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh please DO abandon Jolie and Depp from your lusty imaginings!

*heehee....mine! all mine!*

Maybe he's forgotten how to do an American accent?

Also, get that woman some pizza and lots of it - fast!

I think she looks ridiculously hot in that brief flash of scene where she's wearing what looks like a cloak. Yow. But yes, I did like her better when she was less skinny. I'm still quite fond of her despite my desperate yearning to introduce her to carbs though, I can't help myself. I so passionately dislike so many Hollywood actresses that I will cling to my enjoyment of Miss Jolie for dear life.

On the other hand, I'm confused by both of their accents. SO CONFUSED.

Big fat blargh. I can't imagine a more uninspiring pair of actors. OK maybe Cruise and Diaz, but this is a close second.

I would pay good, good money to watch Angelina wearing a slanket and eating Kraft Dinner (extra creamy) out of the pot that Maddox and Pax cooked it in. While watching nature documentaries. And maybe smoking a gigantic blunt once the kids go to sleep.

Good money. This? Not so much... although I do love me some international spy of mystery films.

Oh, please. I don't know what you people are bitching about. She looks beautiful, and he looks like a character. Which is what I expect Johnny Depp to look like. When did Johnny Depp ever NOT make himself look like someone else in a movie?

As for this business about his accent -- I guess I'm accustomed to his voice sounding different. Hers -- yeah, she's not so good with the British accents. And it's annoying. But I think she's gotten better at it since Lara Croft. At least, I hope sop, because the Croft accent REALLY sucked.

But this "Eat a cheeseburger" bullshit fucking annoys the shit out of me. YOU eat a cheeseburger. She's thin. She's going to stay thin. ENough, already, with the bitching about the thinness. Christ. You bitch about Christina Hendricks being fat. You bitch about Angelina Jolie being thin. Is ANY goddamned woman the RIGHT fucking size for you people?

Sorry about the bad spelling my contacts are not cooperating today:)

Wow.

That was so, so dull. I actually got bored watching the trailer.

Did anyone notice the vacuous lack of chemistry between these two while they were making this movie? And two of the biggest stars on the planet are looking pretty terrible...Depp is heavier and looks like B.O. and Jolie is strained, stressed and skeletal.

And the sad part is, it's like they were trying to rip off Knight & Day.

But YAY Paul Bettany! That man does not get enough quality parts.

They both look like goddamned muppets.

rufus sewell is in this? zowie, i'm there!

It has Paul Bettany in it. I will see it and be annoyed by there being too much Angie and Johnny and not enough Paul. But I'll still see it.

I'm lost on the accent complaint here. He sounds slightly drunk to me, but definitely American. And oddly like an old boyfriend of mine from Oregon. What are you people hearing that I'm not?

Is that Gary Oldman on asthma medications?

Waaah!!! I have to listen to an accent. Waaaah! Movie stars don't look as good as they used to. Grow up! Get over it! People age. People change. Just go see the movie for Christ's sake. God, this was such a time suck....

Hardcore movie!!!... From start to finish, it's really worth watching! super intense and action filled!! great? stunts! great movie!