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Just How Much Food is In 6,000 Calories?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (50)



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I read this morning that Hugh Jackman is planning on consuming a whopping 6,000 calories a day to prepare for his role in the next Wolverine film. It is my understanding that Darren Aronovsky felt that Jackman looked too tall in the first Wolverine, and in order to better look the part — i.e., short, squatty, and muscular — Jackman has been put on this diet. Jackman told The L.A. Times:

“Darren said with the last one, ‘Hey you looked great, but you’re so tall that in those long shots you looked kind of like Clint Eastwood, and that’s not Wolverine. He’s thick and it’s chunky and it’s powerful. I always think of Mike Tyson when he first came on the scene. Sometimes, he was a full foot shorter than his opponents and bent over [with this] massive build. There’s real power. You said bulldog, and that’s it exactly. Exactly. That’s what I’m going for, and if I have a massive heart attack first, well, you tell everyone what I was going for.”

Because I’m less interested in what Hugh Jackman would look like in the next Wolverine movie and more interested in what exactly 6,000 calories entails, I did a little research. My findings suggest that, in order to fulfill those calorie requirements, Jackman would have to eat the equivalent of each one of these:


20 McDonald’s Cheeseburgers

21 McDonald’s Cobb Salads

40 Twinkies

23 California Rolls (6 pieces each)

76 Hardboiled Eggs

300 Brussel Sprouts

30 Servings of Filet Mignon

29 Bowls of Cocoa Puffs

39 PBRs

22 Swanson’s Meatloaf Frozen Dinners

7 Cups of Peanuts

109 Pancakes

4 Hardee’s Monster Thickburgers

4 Large Popcorns at a Movie Theater

2.5 Orders of Uno’s Pizza Skins

2.2 Orders of Outback Steakhouse’s Aussie Fries


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Comments

As if life isn't good enough to just be Hugh Jackman, the biggest criticism your director can give you is "you looked kind of like Clint Eastwood".
I just showed this to Mr. PaddyDog (who is home due to snow) and he whimpered a little and crawled into a corner to wait for his testicles to descend.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 2, 2011 12:05 PM

I find it alarming that among the 20s of this and that, it takes only 4 large movie popcorns to equal 6000 calories. eek.

Posted by: skz at February 2, 2011 12:09 PM

Jackman is 6'2". Wolverine is supposed to be 5'3".

You can do screwed up things with a camera Aronofsky... Good luck with this one...

Posted by: maka at February 2, 2011 12:09 PM

Man, I want some popcorn.

Posted by: Jay at February 2, 2011 12:12 PM

I need to cut back on my brussels sprout intake. Sneaky tiny cabbage fuckers.

Posted by: Ian at February 2, 2011 12:13 PM

I've always thought that Danny DeVito would make a pretty great Wolverine.

Snikt!

Posted by: feral streep at February 2, 2011 12:13 PM

My boy Luke can eat 76 hardboiled eggs.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 2, 2011 12:14 PM

So are you telling me that, at McDonald's, cheeseburgers and Cobb salads are essentially the same?

I'll never have another salad again.

Posted by: leuce7 at February 2, 2011 12:16 PM

I'm planning on eating about 37 brussels sprouts tonight. And yes-I shall NEVER eat pizza skins, whatever they are.

Posted by: Julie at February 2, 2011 12:17 PM

Qu'est-ce que c'est un PBR?

Is it one of those fast food bunnageddon things?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 2, 2011 12:18 PM

@leuce, if you ever see "cheese-infused" as a descriptor for a salad, that's one of the BAD ones.

Posted by: Ian at February 2, 2011 12:19 PM

109 Pancakes

I know this is bad. But it sounds soooo damn good right now.

Posted by: jM at February 2, 2011 12:21 PM

Oh it's just cheap beer you don't need to bother with, Mrs. Julien. You're an adult.

Posted by: Jay at February 2, 2011 12:22 PM

Jackman is 6'2". Wolverine is supposed to be 5'3".

You can do screwed up things with a camera Aronofsky... Good luck with this one...

They can do it like Julia & Julia and hire supertall actors and always have Wolverine standing behind a chopping block julienning some carrots with his deadly adamantium claws.

Posted by: feral streep at February 2, 2011 12:22 PM

It's a good thing there are no rules against HGH in Hollywood.

Posted by: The Mutt at February 2, 2011 12:28 PM

I eat close to 4,000 per day, and I'm not trying to bulk up; that's my maintenance intake. Forget all that junk up there and eat a lot of eggs and nuts, cook your vegetables in tons of butter and olive oil, and drink a lot of milk, and it's actually a lot easier than you'd think to consume that amount.

Posted by: Sean at February 2, 2011 12:35 PM

PBR = Pabst Blue Ribbon. Hipster beer of choice...which I drink so...

But large movie popcorn, really?! I have to say I am a little surprised but I also feel like I have been told this before.

Posted by: staceygarrett at February 2, 2011 12:43 PM

So on first skim through, I thought that ALL of the list equaled 6,000 calories, and I was excited because it made everything healthy.

What a damned letdown.

Posted by: nix at February 2, 2011 12:45 PM

I also feel like I have been told this before.

It's also discovered about once a year that theater concessions have a significant markup.

Posted by: Jay at February 2, 2011 12:45 PM

When I was in full training mode it was a six egg omelet in the morning and a baked chicken in the afternoon. Snacked on raw brocolli all day.

Posted by: The Mutt at February 2, 2011 12:55 PM

Perspective. Wolverine is supposed to be my height, actually an inch taller. And my weight. But he's also full of a dense alloy and solid packed muscle. While I am full of the afforementioned foodstuffs.

Posted by: Prisco at February 2, 2011 1:17 PM

Sean, are you a personal trainer, or some sort of athlete? I knew a personal trainer once who also maintained at about 4,000 calories a day. He was always hungry. He also lived in L.A. and didn't own a car, biked everywhere.

While I envied him the ability to down food like a vacuum yet remind rock solid, I did not envy him the amount of exercise he did on a daily basis. I have a hard enough time staying on the elliptical for half an hour.

Posted by: leuce7 at February 2, 2011 1:36 PM

So, Wolverine is a Hobbit with an attitude?

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at February 2, 2011 1:40 PM

and clawz

Posted by: Ian at February 2, 2011 1:54 PM

No wonder I've gained so much weight this winter.

Thanks PBR.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at February 2, 2011 2:15 PM

PBR = Pabst Blue Ribbon. Hipster beer of choice...which I drink so...

Seconded. It's also made by unionized brewers. Woot!

What I find alarming is that Mr Jackman will be eating 6K calories of relatively healthy food. Lean meats, probably very few grains and a host of fruits and nuts (insert joke here [insert "insert" joke here]). So like... 30 grilled chicken breasts.

Posted by: Lennon at February 2, 2011 2:20 PM

So Jackman is too tall and not squatty enough?

Just show the damn movie on a new TV in stretch mode. Problem solved.

Posted by: BWeaves at February 2, 2011 2:22 PM

This is perfect, I always thought his wolverine sucked because he was built like a normal guy. Wolverine is like a muscular Danny DiVito, and he's tough as freaking nails (I always get the feeling Jackman's wolverine secretly does a lot of dancing and beat poetry). I thought they should have used hobbit technology to shrink down a well made up Mickey Rourke, he would have owned as Wolverine.

Posted by: wemblydale at February 2, 2011 2:42 PM

In retrospect, the thing I am most shocked by on the list is the apparent caloric content of a single brussels sprout. It seems a tad high and I am going to call bullsh*t.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 2, 2011 2:46 PM

Three HUNDRED brussel sprouts: 6000/300 = 20 calories per sprout. Seems plausible. I'm assuming that they don't even get to be covered in cheese sauce to make them remotely palatable.

(I hate brussel sprouts. Yes, I've tried them. No, I don't hate all vegetables. They're just gross and they have a a weird smell.)

Posted by: MM at February 2, 2011 2:56 PM

Has it occurred to Aronovsky that, comic book geeks aside, some of us like our Wolverine just like he is in Hugh Jackman's body?
Do I want to pat $10.50 to see a guy who looks like the guy who sells the tickets at the train station? I don't think so.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 2, 2011 3:11 PM

I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory. I spend every night watching people consume 6000 calories in one sitting.
Seriously...
Fried Mac and Cheese - 1528 cal
Bistro Shrimp Pasta - 2285 cal
Strawberry Lemonade (multiplied by 6 refills) 196 (1176 cal)
Fresh Strawberry Cheesecake 733 cal

However, Hugh Jackman at my table would make the night so much more enjoyable.

Posted by: Kylie at February 2, 2011 3:50 PM

Wait! is that 4 Large Buttered popcorns? and furthermore, heretofor who can eat 4 LARGE popcorns, buttered or otherwise?

Posted by: JuiceinLA at February 2, 2011 4:00 PM

When I was younger and in much....much better shape, I hit this point a couple of times. 6,000 calories a day is not unusual for a serious weight regimen. I was doing that or close to that for months at a stretch - at the time I weighed 225 or so (at 6"3') and had very low fat content. You burn through 6K very easily at that mass.

The thing that may seem unusual to people is it's exhausting. The workouts, sure, but the eating itself as well. To hit 6K calorie kind of levels you have to pound down a staggering amount of food. And it can't be hamburgers and all that crap, you're talking chicken (usually just grilled), raw vegetables, carbs galore, lots and lots of eggs, everything raw or just heated cooked, no sauces, no dressings, etc.

I admire that he has this kind of dedication at his age - yes, he's considered old for this kind of regimen. I was in my early 20s and everything about it was imposing (surprisingly, the workouts were some of the easiest part, but I wasn't really defined and wasn't competing, so that's probably why).

But the thing I remember most was the sheer exhaustion of eating. There was plenty of hunger, just little will to eat. It's bizarre.

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at February 2, 2011 4:05 PM

@MM

I called bullsh*t and I meant bullsh*t! I think he juked the stats. He corked the bat. There was resin on the glove. He's hopped up on HGH. He threw an elbow.

I welcome additions to this tirade. It will be idiomilicious.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 2, 2011 4:16 PM

@leuce7

I'm not a trainer, just a formerly fat guy trying to keep myself small. I follow crossfit.com for my workouts, with a little extra strength work added in. It's a heavy workload with a low daily time commitment (less than 1 hour). I've also just started training Brazilian jiu-jitsu, so that all keeps me eating pretty much all day.

Posted by: Sean at February 2, 2011 4:31 PM

@frobme

I did a stunt show at Disneyworld for several years, and there were four of us in the cast who were basically paid to train for three months so we could get as big as possible before the show opened.

We quickly learned where all the best all-you-can-eat situations were in town. Olive Garden Sunday breakfast was awesome. Fajita bars for happy hour. Catfish and crab shacks, etc.

Since we were working outdoors in Florida, we never worried too much about getting too much fat in our diet. If you pump iron in 95 degree heat every day, body fat is not going to be a problem. Plus, we were going for huge, not body-builder muscle and cords.

And it was soooo much fun to see the looks on the faces of the restaurant owners when four 6'5", 250 lb guys with blonde flat tops would walk through the door for all-you-can-eat.

Posted by: The Mutt at February 2, 2011 4:37 PM

I'd just like to point out, as I probably have before, that not everyone who drinks PBR is a hipster. Some of us started drinking it because it was dirt cheap, became quite accustomed to the taste and are profoundly pissed at all the hipsters who have made it popular and therefore caused the price to skyrocket. It's still cheaper than a lot of beers but going from $5 a twelver to $9 or more is still an 80% increase.

And yes, I realize the irony of essentially saying "I liked PBR before it was cool."

Posted by: Paultera at February 2, 2011 4:41 PM

Or he can eat what I was eating about five years ago. Just gonna say that it included A LOT of pork.

Posted by: MissRos at February 2, 2011 5:06 PM

It bugs me so much when people try to figure out how "healthy" something is based on how many calories it contains. Calories are simply a measure of quantity, not quality. You could eat 100 calories worth of cancer-sugar or 100 calories of protein powder, and one is certainly less "healthy" than the other.

It also bugs me that people have a backasswords approach to calories. Saying "Wow, I wonder how much I'll have to work out to burn off these calories" is like say "Wow, I just put a bunch of gas in my car, I'd better go drive some some laps to burn it all off."

You put fuel in your body to live your life. Calories are just a quantification of that fuel.

/end rant

Posted by: bachelor at February 2, 2011 5:15 PM

What Paultera said. Actually to be quite honest, I wasn't even aware PBR was a hipster thing until I started reading Pajiba.

MMI'm with you on the brussel sprouts. Nasty, vile little things.

Is no one else disturbed by the 7 cups of peanuts thing? That means a cup of peanuts is nearly 1,000 calories? It just seems high.

Posted by: Even Stevens at February 2, 2011 5:28 PM

Fried Mac and Cheese? Fried?


Posted by: BierceAmbrose at February 2, 2011 5:35 PM

Well, it seems I have plenty of 6,000 calorie days if that's how beer adds up.

Posted by: the bees knees at February 2, 2011 5:48 PM

This would be about 30 of my mom's cupcakes, which I'm sure she'd be only too happy to bake for and deliver to Mr. Jackman. He's her number one imaginary boyfriend, now that she's permanently broken up with Mel Gibson and Bret Favre.

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at February 2, 2011 7:04 PM

Natural Light is the new PBR.

Posted by: The Mutt at February 2, 2011 7:06 PM

He should've just had the Skip's Scramble

Posted by: zeke the pig at February 3, 2011 11:19 AM

Wow. Pretty much nothing on that lust was REAL food. It was all garbage and junk. Horrible. I'm sure there are plenty of ways to intake 6000 calories that don't involve eating garbage that will kill you or give you many kinds of brain disease, not to mention cancer.. like superfood smoothies loaded with high calorie, high protien fruits, tons of nuts with good fats, whole grain pastas, organic meat.. the list goes on of nutricious, high calorie foods with healthy fats. You might have to eat a little more of it, but surely someone who is in Hugh Jackman's position knows this. Just wondering why the writer would list all that crap to begin with? Is that what you think food is? Macdonald and Twinkies? No wonder the general state of health in this country is so bad. Depressing.

Posted by: Tamara at February 4, 2011 11:42 AM

No mention of BEER in this list ... shame ...

Posted by: John Piercy at February 4, 2011 1:12 PM

PBR isn't hipster beer, it's poverty beer (and college kid beer). I drink it because it's the cheapest thing you can get at a bar in New York. I don't like it, but I like being buzzed, and I'd rather pay $3 for a PBR than $7 for a shot of something harder.

And that's before tip.

Posted by: Lucas at February 5, 2011 2:44 PM

Oh and Frobme, how much time did you spend on the toilet each day? If I had to eat that much every day, I'd cut down on actual food and just drink sugar water or something.

Posted by: Lucas at February 5, 2011 2:47 PM