Seth Bullock You Ain't, Buddy
Josh Duhamel, who is in my opinion nothing more than a poor man's Timothy Olyphant, is heading to RomCom land. After playing a plastic army man in both of Michael Bay's crapulent Transformers movies (though I think we can all agree the second is far more crapulent... crapulenter?... than the first), he's pulling a Gerard Butler and moving to craperrific romantic comedies.
Crap-tastic, I know.
Anyway, notorious Fergie-humper Duhamel will star in Life As We Know It, a romantic that Variety says "follows two unattached adults whose worlds are turned upside down when their mutual best friends die in an accident and name them as caregivers of their orphaned daughter."
I know, OK? I know. Jesus, what a wholly original idea.
The best part? His co-star will be star of the Pajiba Anti-Ten and Dustin's favorite actress, none other than one Katherine Marie Heigl!