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By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (12)

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Josh Duhamel, who is in my opinion nothing more than a poor man’s Timothy Olyphant, is heading to RomCom land. After playing a plastic army man in both of Michael Bay’s crapulent Transformers movies (though I think we can all agree the second is far more crapulent… crapulenter?… than the first), he’s pulling a Gerard Butler and moving to craperrific romantic comedies.

Crap-tastic, I know.

Anyway, notorious Fergie-humper Duhamel will star in Life As We Know It, a romantic that Variety says “follows two unattached adults whose worlds are turned upside down when their mutual best friends die in an accident and name them as caregivers of their orphaned daughter.”

I know, OK? I know. Jesus, what a wholly original idea.

The best part? His co-star will be star of the Pajiba Anti-Ten and Dustin’s favorite actress, none other than one Katherine Marie Heigl!

Aw, crap.









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Comments

So it'll be like Baby Boom without the applesauce?

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at August 5, 2009 6:12 PM

Sweet, there's no reason for me to ever see this ever! I like saving money. This movie should be billed as a recession special; "Want to go to the theater but short on cash? Well, here's a movie to remind you why you own all those DVDs in the first place. So you never have to leave home to see shit like this!"

Posted by: Christian H. at August 5, 2009 6:14 PM

Jeebus. She will NEVER go away.

Posted by: figgy at August 5, 2009 6:28 PM

Thanks TK! Awesome news!

I'm going to go start rewatching Deadwood now and pretend I never even clicked over here.

Posted by: lizzieborden at August 5, 2009 6:37 PM

TK - I think the words you are looking for are Craptastic or Craptacular. You're welcome.

Posted by: Pandemic at August 5, 2009 6:45 PM

So long as Dustin is suffering, I'm happy.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 5, 2009 6:52 PM

I think the word you were looking for was 'Heigl'.

Posted by: Odnon at August 5, 2009 7:07 PM

Josh Duhamel, who is in my opinion nothing more than a poor man’s Timothy Olyphant

I prefer to think of him as the rich man's Johnny Knoxville. Seriously, take a look at that picture. They could be twins but for the deranged twinkle in Knoxville's eyes and the fact that Mr.Duhamel appears to moisturize properly.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at August 5, 2009 7:09 PM

Any chance Heigl plays one of the accident victims? No? Moving along then.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at August 5, 2009 8:55 PM

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

I liked him. But he's gone to doing movies with Miss Fish-Lips-Cunt-Face-Stupid-Neck-Shit-Eater?!

Okay that's it. I quit. No more faith in Hollywood.

Posted by: Brittany at August 5, 2009 9:42 PM

Because I would totally turn the care of my daughter into a clusterfuck by not listing a single, responsible couple that I know and trust. Instead, I'll list two people who don't know each other and hope they work it out. Have fun, honey! Mommy's dead and an idiot!

Goddammit I'm not even sure that premise is legal.

Posted by: Schlegel at August 5, 2009 10:07 PM

Does him playing the douche in rom-com "Win a Date With Ted Hamilton" count?

Posted by: Chumplunt at August 6, 2009 1:23 AM